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  • Des
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2013
    • 2718

    #46
    Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

    Originally posted by Asshat Turdhead View Post

    ...Provide an alternate explanation to this, the hip bones of whales...
    The whale hip bone is perfectly shaped like a war club. Whales live in the ocean. Seals live in the ocean. God wanted us to have something to club seals with, so he gave whales hipbones. Simple, really.
    Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78555

      #47
      Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

      Originally posted by IdiocyofMYUniverse View Post
      Glad God took the time to shape a banana. Shame he's too busy to save all those kids in Africa dying of malnutrition. Also, what about a coconut? Did God have a bad day? This just shows religion is stupid.
      So your evidence that Christianity is wrong is that you think you know more than God? The God who created the universe??

      Isaiah 55:8-9: For my thoughts [are] not your thoughts, neither [are] your ways my ways, saith the LORD. For [as] the heavens are higher than the earth, so are my ways higher than your ways, and my thoughts than your thoughts.
      For all you know, God might be killing those little picanninies off because they're terrorists. Who are you to judge God?

      Enjoy hell, pervert.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78555

        #48
        Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

        Originally posted by Asshat Turdhead View Post
        I feel i should add my voice to this. Evolution is a concept almost universally accepted by all scientists and a large majority of the population. It is also supported by many pieces of evidence that is being added to every day.

        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Des
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2013
          • 2718

          #49
          Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

          I had to pause and pray for a bit, and while doing so, it struck me that God probably gave coloreds the coconut as a subtle suggestion. You see, the coconut is a dark, rough thing, but on the inside it is pure white and sweet. The message is simple then. God wants darkies to act more like whites. They need to cast off their offending demeanor and behave more like pure, sweet white people.

          Glory!
          Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78555

            #50
            Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

            Originally posted by Des View Post
            I had to pause and pray for a bit, and while doing so, it struck me that God probably gave coloreds the coconut as a subtle suggestion. You see, the coconut is a dark, rough thing, but on the inside it is pure white and sweet. The message is simple then. God wants darkies to act more like whites. They need to cast off their offending demeanor and behave more like pure, sweet white people.

            Glory!
            Plus, that would explain why there are so many darkies playing baseball.

            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • IdiocyofMYUniverse
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • May 2013
              • 159

              #51
              Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

              Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
              Trust a dyke to think that being gay is more important than being a Christian. Billions of people have put their Lord above such filth! The Bible says the gaywise are an abomination; Jesus hates gays with all His heart.
              Who the hell is anyone to say that its wrong. sure its not a biological normality, but neither is having cerebal palsy, or being a conjoined twin, but they still have rights dont they? I can't believe you have to be involved in a project that requires you to state that homosexuals shouldn't have equal rights. That is morally unjustifiable, and I would argue that you're not comfortable debating such a heated issue when you don't agree with your assigned position. I wish the people who quote the bible as being God's reason for disliking his gay children would read the rest of that section. If they would quote and live by the whole text without being so selective I maybe would respect their thinking. But, I can't help believing that a wise, loving, all knowing God hardly notices what we do in the bedroom. Just an afterthought - can anyone think of some new names besides Adam and Steve. That is sooooooo tired out.

              Originally posted by Des View Post
              1. Kids in A-freak-a are dying of malnutrition because they and their parents are too stupid to walk a few miles and go live in the forest where there is plenty of food. If you are dumb enough to squat in the dirt and let flies crawl on your face while you starve to death, you deserve what you get.
              There are no forests in Africa - except for a few remaining tropical rain forests which, surprisingly don't contain that much food. The most food is found on open the Savannah and it is out of reach of most of the hungry.

              The hungry are at the mercy of the corrupt governments and until this problem is breached there will be hungry people in Africa, no amount of donations can help.

              Originally posted by Des View Post
              2. God hates A-freak-a because they are evil!
              How are they evil?

              Originally posted by Des View Post
              You think that a banana fits in the male reproductive system...
              Oh, no! I accidently didn't input the F and E because I was typing to fast

              Originally posted by Des View Post
              and you call us stupid?
              You're the one that believe the Earth is flat, the Earth is 6,000 years, Evolution is a hoax, planet's don't exist, there's a firmament over this planet etc. So, to conclude, yes, I still think you're "stupid".

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              • IdiocyofMYUniverse
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • May 2013
                • 159

                #52
                Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                So your evidence that Christianity is wrong is that you think you know more than God? The God who created the universe??
                How do you know he did? The most humble answer to such profound questions should simply be:"I don't know". Sadly, few of us have the courage of giving that answer. In my ignorance, I learn as much as my mind allows me to, to understand the universe, with the methods and tools of science, that great minds had left to all of us as a precious legacy to study and improve. We're better off directing our energy and passion towards rational goals, not in myth and pseudoscience, that already have damaged humanity so much. We have no need to be superstitious or fearful of God because the universe operates perfectly well without it. The question "whether a God created the universe" doesn't make any sense because time didn't exist before the Big Bang, therefore, there is no time for God to create the universe in. It's like asking directions to the edge of the Earth; the Earth is a sphere - it doesn't have an edge, so looking for it is a futile excise.

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                • IdiocyofMYUniverse
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • May 2013
                  • 159

                  #53
                  Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78555

                    #54
                    Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

                    Originally posted by IdiocyofMYUniverse View Post
                    How do you know he did? The most humble answer to such profound questions should simply be:"I don't know". Sadly, few of us have the courage of giving that answer. In my ignorance, I learn as much as my mind allows me to, to understand the universe, with the methods and tools of science, that great minds had left to all of us as a precious legacy to study and improve. We're better off directing our energy and passion towards rational goals, not in myth and pseudoscience, that already have damaged humanity so much. We have no need to be superstitious or fearful of God because the universe operates perfectly well without it. The question "whether a God created the universe" doesn't make any sense because time didn't exist before the Big Bang, therefore, there is no time for God to create the universe in. It's like asking directions to the edge of the Earth; the Earth is a sphere - it doesn't have an edge, so looking for it is a futile excise.

                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Asshat Turdhead
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Jun 2013
                      • 135

                      #55
                      Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

                      The video is mistaken on some things.

                      1. Scientists do not worship dirt. As far as i know, no one worships dirt. Scientists would have no reason to, they don't believe that the dirt will in any way hear them, nor do they think the dirt would in anyway help them.

                      2. The speed of light is not a constant. But Einsteins equation used the speed of light, in a vacuum. Light tends to move at slower speed when traveling through something (ex, air). The speed of light in a vacuum is a constant.

                      3. We do know how stars form. Its when a gaseous cloud starts to compress due to gravity. This cloud gets smaller and hotter (due to Boyle's law relating pressure to heat). Eventually, when the center of the cloud reaches 10 million degrees Kelvin (A scientific unit of temperature related to Celsius, Fahrenheit equivalent is 25 million degrees), the hydrogen in the cloud starts to fuse into helium, this produces a tremendous amount of energy and the star comes to life.

                      4. A nova is not when a star dies. A supernova is, but shockingly, the two things are very different.

                      5. The CMBR (Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation) does not prove the big bang, it does however prove that arounD 13.7 billion years ago, the entire universe was extremely dense and each cubic meter glowing with more power than the Sun.

                      6. I can think of no method besides the Doppler effect why almost every star in other galaxies (with some galaxies as exception, with their stars being more blue) has a reddish hue.

                      7. Quasars do exhibit a wide range of luminosities due to their extremely active galactic black hole.

                      8. Complexity does not require intelligence. A great example of this is the Mandelbrot set, look it up if it interests you.

                      9. Information is never lost, that is another physical law. Information may become more spread out but it can never be lost.

                      10. Like I said before, the overall entropy of the universe is decreasing but some areas are gaining entropy faster while others are becoming more complex. The overall entropy of the universe is increasing but other areas are still more complex than others.

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                      • Didymus Much
                        Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 14079

                        #56
                        Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

                        Originally posted by Asshat Turdhead View Post
                        The video is mistaken on some things.

                        1. Scientists do not worship dirt. As far as i know, no one worships dirt...
                        Please provide a link to the research you've done on the subject.

                        ...Eventually, when the center of the cloud reaches 10 million degrees Kelvin (A scientific unit of temperature related to Celsius, Fahrenheit equivalent is 25 million degrees), the hydrogen in the cloud starts to fuse into helium, this produces a tremendous amount of energy and the star comes to life...
                        Admittedly, I only took astronomy as a bird elective when doing my Mechanical Engineering degree, but I don't recall any of the profs saying stars are alive.

                        ...5. The CMBR (Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation) does not prove the big bang, it does however prove that arounD 13.7 billion years ago, the entire universe was extremely dense and each cubic meter glowing with more power than the Sun...
                        It's evidence of that (actual proof would require time travel back to then to test), but only IF you accept many other suppositions.

                        ...6. I can think of no method besides the Doppler effect why almost every star in other galaxies (with some galaxies as exception, with their stars being more blue) has a reddish hue...
                        Lemme see, other possible explanations... oh, yeah... GOD. Wasn't that easy?

                        ...9. Information is never lost, that is another physical law. Information may become more spread out but it can never be lost....
                        I've got a hard drive (with 3TB of porn) that died . Where did my porn "spread out" to?

                        ...10. Like I said before, the overall entropy of the universe is decreasing but some areas are gaining entropy faster while others are becoming more complex. The overall entropy of the universe is increasing but other areas are still more complex than others.
                        +1 for consistency.

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                        • Asshat Turdhead
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Jun 2013
                          • 135

                          #57
                          Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

                          1. After a little research, I learned there is at least on cargo cult that worships dirt. This cult exists in Vietnam and Scientists are not part of it.

                          2. Its personification, the Star is not actually alive. Comes to life is a phrase that can refer to anything that was inert becoming active in some way.

                          3. Why would god make some galaxies appear red or blue?

                          4. The information is still there. using very advanced mathematics and physics, one could determine, from the motion of the particles inside the hard drive, exactly what it said. We can't do that yet but it would be possible.

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                          • IdiocyofMYUniverse
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • May 2013
                            • 159

                            #58
                            Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post

                            Oh, no, Kent Hovind with his 'factual' and 'scientific' speeches.
                            I would love to meet him, so I could debate with the guy. Where is he at this present moment? Oh, right, I know...

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