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  • Redeemed Papist
    Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2011
    • 10409

    #31
    Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

    Is Dave recycling other people's opinions again?
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    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
    The truth about volcanos
    Sex and debauchery in public schools
    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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    • FalseScience
      Unsaved trash, godmocking fool
      • May 2011
      • 58

      #32
      Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

      I think some people already mentioned this but the banana we know today was made by man. The wild banana is not edible at all. If god did make the banana (which he didn't by the way) he did a pretty poor job at it.

      Here are some examples of a wild banana.

      http://xmb.stuffucanuse.com/xmb/imag...ild-banana.jpg Full of seeds and hard to eat.

      http://listverse.files.wordpress.com...ype-banana.jpg Round and full of seeds, very hard to eat just plain.

      http://www.jesusallaboutlife.com/wp-...ild_banana.jpg Looks like your golden boy Ray got it wrong.

      A domesticated banana fit's in your hand perfectly and also fits into your mouth. Just like another object that is attached to males... Can humans make a better banana then god?
      Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
      abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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      • Redeemed Papist
        Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2011
        • 10409

        #33
        Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

        I think I see the problem here.



        Made by man out of plastic



        Made by God - look, its growing on a tree like all the other fruits made by God.

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        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
        The truth about volcanos
        Sex and debauchery in public schools
        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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        • Brother Temperance
          Senior Usher
          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
          A very nice young man
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15621

          #34
          Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

          If evolution's real, how come no-one has ever found any transitional forms between bananas and monkeys?
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • IdiocyofMYUniverse
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • May 2013
            • 159

            #35
            Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
            Godly actor extraordinaire Kirk Cameron, along with his knowledgeable friend, explain how the banana is the ultimate proof for Intelligent Design. Take THAT Darwinist!

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4yBv...eature=related
            Glad God took the time to shape a banana. Shame he's too busy to save all those kids in Africa dying of malnutrition. Also, what about a coconut? Did God have a bad day? This just shows religion is stupid.

            Seriously though, you are incredibly stupid. The creationists have finally gone bananas. Why does the banana fit so well in the males reproductive system? I guess god made us gay for a reason. This is so stupid on so many levels. The banana you hold in your hand is not designed by your "god". It was created by human plant breeders. The bananas were domesticated from papua new guinea and they started to evolve over the time frame of a thousand years or so. Try to disprove evolution when what you hold is an example of evolution. Take THAT Creationists!

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            • Thinks Design
              Unsaved trash false psuedo Christian
              • Mar 2012
              • 366

              #36
              Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

              Originally posted by IdiocyofMYUniverse View Post
              Glad God took the time to shape a banana. Shame he's too busy to save all those kids in Africa dying of malnutrition. Also, what about a coconut? Did God have a bad day? This just shows religion is stupid.

              Seriously though, you are incredibly stupid. The creationists have finally gone bananas. Why does the banana fit so well in the males reproductive system? I guess god made us gay for a reason. This is so stupid on so many levels. The banana you hold in your hand is not designed by your "god". It was created by human plant breeders. The bananas were domesticated from papua new guinea and they started to evolve over the time frame of a thousand years or so. Try to disprove evolution when what you hold is an example of evolution. Take THAT Creationists!
              Honey, just because Comfort is a foolish, silly man does not mean that the Designer could have front loaded the banana with the kinds of genes that would enable them to be the way they are today. Bananas show multiple redundancies in there genes and this is obvious evidence of front loading.

              Your point about thousands of year evolution is wrong. The genes of modern bananas have been sequenced and they were still evolving when they underwent chromosomal splitting in the beginning of the tertiary period (60 Mil years ago).

              Thinks Design
              I whore for Satan

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              • IdiocyofMYUniverse
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • May 2013
                • 159

                #37
                Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

                This is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO beautiful...

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                • Thinks Design
                  Unsaved trash false psuedo Christian
                  • Mar 2012
                  • 366

                  #38
                  Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

                  Originally posted by IdiocyofMYUniverse View Post
                  This is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO beautiful...

                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni2NLRCstr8
                  I totally agree. I hope one day all people will be free to marry who they wish.

                  But it is way off topic: if you don't want to debate, that's cool. Sorry to have wasted your time.

                  ThinksDesign
                  I whore for Satan

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                  • IdiocyofMYUniverse
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • May 2013
                    • 159

                    #39
                    Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

                    Originally posted by Thinks Design View Post
                    I totally agree. I hope one day all people will be free to marry who they wish.
                    You're the very first person who has said something like this. In contrast to all the other people saying they should die and suffer.

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                    • Oliver Brendan Hayve
                      Unsaved trash, God-mocking gayboy
                      • Aug 2010
                      • 190

                      #40
                      Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

                      Originally posted by IdiocyofMYUniverse View Post
                      You're the very first person who has said something like this. In contrast to all the other people saying they should die and suffer.
                      The "other people" are just following what their big book of fairy tales tells them.
                      This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture only. --ADMIN

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                      • Dr Laurence Niles
                        Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                         
                        • Jan 2012
                        • 9063

                        #41
                        Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

                        Originally posted by IdiocyofMYUniverse View Post
                        You're the very first person who has said something like this. In contrast to all the other people saying they should die and suffer.


                        Trust a dyke to think that being gay is more important than being a Christian. Billions of people have put their Lord above such filth! The Bible says the gaywise are an abomination; Jesus hates gays with all His heart.

                        Wake and and smell the coffee

                        YIC
                        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                        • Asshat Turdhead
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Jun 2013
                          • 135

                          #42
                          Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

                          I feel i should add my voice to this. Evolution is a concept almost universally accepted by all scientists and a large majority of the population. It is also supported by many pieces of evidence that is being added to every day.

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                          • Didymus Much
                            Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 14079

                            #43
                            Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

                            Originally posted by Asshat Turdhead View Post
                            I feel i should add my voice to this...
                            Oh, joy.

                            ...Evolution is a concept almost universally accepted by all scientists...
                            You know this, how?

                            ...and a large majority of the population...
                            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argumentum_ad_populum

                            If 40% of Americans think Elvis is still alive, does that mean Elvis has a 40% chance of still being alive?

                            ...It is also supported by many pieces of evidence that is being added to every day.
                            Every last one of which has at least one other possible explanation, so no.

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                            • Asshat Turdhead
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Jun 2013
                              • 135

                              #44
                              Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

                              A Gallup poll in 1991 states that 5 % of scientists identify themselves as creationists. This number has grown in the years after that.

                              Provide an alternate explanation to this, the hip bones of whales. Every whale has a small stunted pair of hip bones that just seem to sit in the whale with no function. The whale has no legs or even fins connected to them, they serve no purpose. Even if they were connected to something, the muscles around it are too small to move them effectively. Evolution has shown that these are remnants of when whales were land mammals before they evolved to be more aquatic.

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                              • Des
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Jun 2013
                                • 2718

                                #45
                                Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

                                Originally posted by IdiocyofMYUniverse View Post
                                Glad God took the time to shape a banana. Shame he's too busy to save all those kids in Africa dying of malnutrition. Also, what about a coconut? Did God have a bad day? This just shows religion is stupid.
                                1. Kids in A-freak-a are dying of malnutrition because they and their parents are too stupid to walk a few miles and go live in the forest where there is plenty of food. If you are dumb enough to squat in the dirt and let flies crawl on your face while you starve to death, you deserve what you get.

                                2. God hates A-freak-a because they are evil!

                                Jeremiah 13:23 Can the Ethiopian change his skin, or the leopard his spots? then may ye also do good, that are accustomed to do evil.

                                So why wouldn't God give them the coconut? The coconut is there to conk the dumb AIDS spreaders on the head and give them a wake-up call.

                                Originally posted by IdiocyofMYUniverse View Post
                                Seriously though, you are incredibly stupid. The creationists have finally gone bananas. Why does the banana fit so well in the males reproductive system? I guess god made us gay for a reason. This is so stupid on so many levels. The banana you hold in your hand is not designed by your "god". It was created by human plant breeders. The bananas were domesticated from papua new guinea and they started to evolve over the time frame of a thousand years or so. Try to disprove evolution when what you hold is an example of evolution. Take THAT Creationists!
                                You think that a banana fits in the male reproductive system, and you call us stupid? Mercy me!
                                Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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