Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

She looks like a Messicant whore...

[Nobar King]

Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

This banana-sex-queen is not showing proper respect to God and His wonderful bananas:

She should be shunned.

[Dr. Zaius]

Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

Bananas are great, but they're tough to sell when they're green.

[Mrs. Robert Roberts]

Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

WAIT! Cookie has a Rambler. What part does he need? We will send Cookie to Nepal with it. She's a pretty good mechanic; we could smuggle her over in the trunk.

Dear Pastor Al E Pistle
What wonderful news! Do you think sister Cookie could help?
Being a woman I only know where to put the gas in the car, and routinely forget to do even that.
Mr. Roberts did mention something about the head gasket blowing? .....and the tranmission thingey falling off while driving the Tibet-Nepal Highway.
He has has a swiss army knife that I gave him years ago to use in emergencies. It has a few tools built in. Do you think he could make the repairs with that?
Thank you,
Mrs. Robert Roberts

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

Oh dear! First all that talk about cucumbers. Now bananas!
What's a woman to do?
And Mr. Roberts is still waiting in Nepal for the part to be shipped in from New Jersey for his 1959 Rambler.
I'm going to have to lock myself in the prayer closet for awhile.

WAIT! Cookie has a Rambler. What part does he need? We will send Cookie to Nepal with it. She's a pretty good mechanic; we could smuggle her over in the trunk.

[Sir WhiteSox]

Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

God made coconuts so you could enjoy a nice piña colada.

Your statement rings true, much like Solomon's do.

[Mrs. Robert Roberts]

Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

Oh dear! First all that talk about cucumbers. Now bananas!
What's a woman to do?
And Mr. Roberts is still waiting in Nepal for the part to be shipped in from New Jersey for his 1959 Rambler.
I'm going to have to lock myself in the prayer closet for awhile.

[Negative_Cool]

Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

One of the most remarkable proofs of the Intelligent Design of the banana is in its color. The smiley face is a universal symbol of happiness and is universally depicted as being yellow. The thing about bananas is that they are loved by both monkeys and children, if you have ever seen a monkey or a child eating a banana you will understand that this fruit brings more happiness than any other fruit in Creation, it is even shaped like a smile!

So how on earth do these Darwinists expect me to believe that bananas just randomly evolved to be yellow? Given all the other colors of the rainbow it must be a million to one chance that it would just coincidently happen to be yellow. I'm not willing to trust those odds!!!

Only a loving and omniscient God who knows the end from the beginning could have known that smileys would be yellow and make the one fruit that brings the most happiness match its color.

Your brother in christ, NC.

[Nobar King]

Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

God made coconuts so you could enjoy a nice piña colada.

[Kathune]

Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

What about coconuts? What are they proof of?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

I admit that the banana video isn't my favorite, as that Kirk Cameron keeps trying to steal the show from Ray. It goes to show you what a class act Ray is, that he didn't punch Cameron square in the nose!

Speaking of this topic don't you and Sister Talitha maintain the cucumber is the proof of the existence of God Sister Jenny. We in security have tape of you two having a long and rather enthusiastic discussion of cucumbers in the Church's ladies restroom. While most of it made no sense to me I thought you had some good point Sistery JennyD so why don't you share them with the rest of us?

[JennyD]

Re: Proof of Intelligent Design: the banana!

Godly actor extraordinaire Kirk Cameron, along with his knowledgeable friend, explain how the banana is the ultimate proof for Intelligent Design. Take THAT Darwinist!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4yBv...eature=related

Brother Basher, many of we Ladies of Landover are great fans of the famous (and very persuasive) Ray Comfort. His brilliant works, like his Pull the Plug on Atheism website, are among our favorites: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=19205

If you'd like to read about his most recent bestseller, You Can Lead an Atheist to Evidence but You Can't Make Him Think, check out this thread: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=19760

I admit that the banana video isn't my favorite, as that Kirk Cameron keeps trying to steal the show from Ray. It goes to show you what a class act Ray is, that he didn't punch Cameron square in the nose!

[Meek and Humble]

Godly actor extraordinaire Kirk Cameron, along with his knowledgeable friend, explain how the banana is the ultimate proof for Intelligent Design. Take THAT Darwinist!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4yBvvGi_2A&feature=related