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  • Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

    Originally posted by Janine Walker View Post
    Sinner or no sinner, I don't believe the other minors(under 18 posters) on this website would appreciate you telling everyone in full detail about your harlot ways. I realize there are ex prostitutes on this website but they don't go around tempting other Christians by telling in detail what they are doing.

    If you really want to be Saved™ you may want to make introduction for yourself in the introduction forum.

    In Jesus, Janine Walker


    I'd agree, yet two men on here are trying to make me explain it fully. Can you explain that for me?
    Sexually frustrated virgin, trying very hard to be a good Christian girl. All help appreciated.

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    • Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

      Originally posted by Janine Walker View Post
      Sinner or no sinner, I don't believe the other minors(under 18 posters) on this website would appreciate you telling everyone in full detail about your harlot ways. I realize there are ex prostitutes on this website but they don't go around tempting other Christians by telling in detail what they are doing.

      If you really want to be Saved™ you may want to make introduction for yourself in the introduction forum.

      In Jesus, Janine Walker
      My sweet innocent Janine, some times it helps whores, sluts and harlots if they talk about their experiences. If it bothers you, and it should do not read their posts.

      Originally posted by Miss muslimdestroyer View Post
      I'd agree, yet two men on here are trying to make me explain it fully. Can you explain that for me?
      In order that we may be able to help, we do need to know how deep your perversion goes. Now back to the grapes, why do you carry them in your pocket?

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      • Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

        Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
        My sweet innocent Janine, some times it helps whores, sluts and harlots if they talk about their experiences. If it bothers you, and it should do not read their posts.
        Is it wrong to get a desire to suddenly seek these foods after they are talked about? Is it wrong I don't know how to make a pie yet?

        I need help!

        Janine Walker

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        • Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

          Originally posted by Janine Walker View Post
          Is it wrong to get a desire to suddenly seek these foods after they are talked about? Is it wrong I don't know how to make a pie yet?

          I need help!

          Janine Walker
          You can't bake a pie? Is it the crust?

          Here you go

          Ingredients

          • 3 cups all-purpose flour
          • 1 teaspoon salt
          • 1 1/4 cups shortening
          • 1 egg, beaten
          • 1 tablespoon distilled white vinegar
          • 4 tablespoons water



          Directions

          1. In large bowl mix flour and salt. Cut in shortening with two butter knifes.
          2. In separate bowl, mix together egg, vinegar, and water. Drizzle wet mixture into dry mixture, cutting it in.
          3. Roll out dough, and fit into two 9 inch pie pans.

          Don't over work the crust, depending on what you're making it for switch between shortening/lard/butter (or combination) and chill for at least an hour before using.

          Remember that the dough should **just** hold together.
          Drama queen

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          • Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

            Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
            In order that we may be able to help, we do need to know how deep your perversion goes. Now back to the grapes, why do you carry them in your pocket?




            They feel good in my furry pocket when they move around.
            Sexually frustrated virgin, trying very hard to be a good Christian girl. All help appreciated.

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            • Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

              Originally posted by Janine Walker View Post
              Is it wrong to get a desire to suddenly seek these foods after they are talked about? Is it wrong I don't know how to make a pie yet?

              I need help!

              Janine Walker
              Little Janine, answers to questions, lets ponder them together
              First question is it wrong to seek certain foods, that depends on what you desire them for. Grapes for making wine, that's OK.

              Next question, yes it is very wrong that you can not bake a pie! How do you expect to find a husband, just because you are pretty wont do it.

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              • Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

                im sorry but you cant justify gods exsistance because of one vegetable. What about all the other vegetables that aren't perfectly shaped for hands or gays?

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                • Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

                  Originally posted by Miss muslimdestroyer View Post
                  They feel good in my furry pocket when they move around.
                  That's silly why do you have a fur lined pocket? Boots and coats even gloves but a fur lined pocket, that's silly. Now come on what do you do with the grapes?

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                  • Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

                    Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                    You can't bake a pie? Is it the crust?

                    Here you go

                    Ingredients

                    • 3 cups all-purpose flour
                    • 1 teaspoon salt
                    • 1 1/4 cups shortening
                    • 1 egg, beaten
                    • 1 tablespoon distilled white vinegar
                    • 4 tablespoons water



                    Directions

                    1. In large bowl mix flour and salt. Cut in shortening with two butter knifes.
                    2. In separate bowl, mix together egg, vinegar, and water. Drizzle wet mixture into dry mixture, cutting it in.
                    3. Roll out dough, and fit into two 9 inch pie pans.

                    Don't over work the crust, depending on what you're making it for switch between shortening/lard/butter (or combination) and chill for at least an hour before using.

                    Remember that the dough should **just** hold together.

                    Wow, I've always been afraid of it but now I guess I will try it tomorrow night for dinner(I made Mac and cheese, corn and new york strip steak tonight.) You break it down so easily and I am very thankful!

                    I am now ready to make pies .

                    Janine Walker

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                    • Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

                      Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                      That's silly why do you have a fur lined pocket? Boots and coats even gloves but a fur lined pocket, that's silly. Now come on what do you do with the grapes?


                      I really don't want to talk about it anymore, they didn't taste very nice afterwards, bit fishy.
                      Sexually frustrated virgin, trying very hard to be a good Christian girl. All help appreciated.

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                      • Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

                        Originally posted by Miss muslimdestroyer View Post
                        I really don't want to talk about it anymore, they didn't taste very nice afterwards, bit fishy.

                        Let me see if I follow you.
                        You put grapes in your fur lined pocket, walk around a while and them eat them and they taste like fish. Are you trying to make wine the hard way?

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                        • Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

                          Originally posted by Miss muslimdestroyer View Post
                          I really don't want to talk about it anymore, they didn't taste very nice afterwards, bit fishy.
                          Yeah, that's what happens when you make pockets of salmon skin.

                          Try cotton or real leather instead.
                          "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
                          John 8:32

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                          • Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

                            Originally posted by howcanyoubelievethis View Post
                            im sorry but you cant justify gods exsistance because of one vegetable. What about all the other vegetables that aren't perfectly shaped for hands or gays?
                            That's diversity. Would you like to live in a world where cucumbers were the only vegetables? No? Well, luckily for you, God arranged it so that you don't have to. You could try being a bit more grateful to Him.
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

                              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                              That's diversity. Would you like to live in a world where cucumbers were the only vegetables? No? Well, luckily for you, God arranged it so that you don't have to. You could try being a bit more grateful to Him.
                              but i want to be able to put all types of fruit and veg up my ass i dont want to discriminate

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                              • Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

                                Originally posted by howcanyoubelievethis View Post
                                but i want to be able to put all types of fruit and veg up my ass i dont want to discriminate
                                I don't think donkeys have too much of a preference when it comes to food. I know they love hay but past that carrots and other types of vegetables are good. I'm not so sure about feeding a donkey grapes or other seed type foods. I know cabbage and turnips are okay for a donkey to eat.

                                It's probably favorite thing to eat I'd say is dried sugar beet pulp, you can find it at most farm stores. I'd also recommend going to the vet and asking for a dietary supplement so they are getting all the nutrition they need(feed it by putting it in the hay, they eat that right up.)

                                I think that's a lot of options if you want a healthy donkey but perhaps a few snacks won't hurt. Just try to avoid giving them certain root food such as green potatoes.

                                What's your donkey's name btw? The one we have next door is named Charlotte and it's a very tame animal .

                                In Christ, Janine Walker

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