[RageVirus]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

You're chances are slim.

The truth will prevail giveth two thousand years.
Christianity will burn amongst technology and gears.
Your favourite bible quotation,
replaced with recession and inflation
All from a ready hand
Said to demand, our obedience and love
Be wary of night, atheism is a dove.

Bound in the grasps, of first flight.

[UnholyScientist]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

That's a very valid point Mrs Roberts.
I remember one time when my dear departed husband was alive.
There was a loud scream from the Bathroom.
My poor husband had somehow slipped on some soap in the shower, and fell backwards on to one of these Demonic Cucumbers (which just happened to be pointing upright).
It took a team of Surgeons quite some time to remove it.
We never had Cucumber sandwiches again, after that day.
I think he re-lived it several times.

yo husband's gay.

[Thothey]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Game over christfags.
You dun lost the game.

[Ksevio]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Apparently God shares your sentiment so He has decreed that act a damnable crime.

That just brought the image of God too my mind pondering cucumbers, then shivering and hastily issuing a commandment on their usage.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

You guys come up with some really uncomfortable sounding fetishes. Makes me cringe just thinking about it.

Perhaps you will feel less uncomfortable if you pull that Cucumber out of your ass.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

You guys come up with some really uncomfortable sounding fetishes.

Makes me cringe just thinking about it.

Apparently God shares your sentiment so He has decreed that act a damnable crime.

[Ksevio]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

You guys come up with some really uncomfortable sounding fetishes.

Makes me cringe just thinking about it.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Hello everyone, this is my first post on this site.

So, the first thing I want to say is, your OP is quite silly. Because something fits in our hand doesn't mean it is proof of creation.What about all of the other things that DON'T fit in the human hand like The pineapple? If god created all fruits and vegetables for us humans to eat. why did he make the Coconut with a sheel that is VERY hard to break?

This is sort of un-related, but before the "fall of man" in the garden of eden, there was no death true? But god tells adam and eve, they can eat of all the fruits. If you take a fruit off the tree, and eat it. Your eating LIVING cells, KILLING the plant.

The cucumber doesn't explain anything about creation. It's just one fruit that fits in our hand.

Read my post, Cucumber fits up the ass.

You can't stick vegetables like apples, oranges, pineapples and pine cones up the ass, but you can shove a cucumber.

Now unless you can come up with a naturalist reason for a cucumber to be shovable, you have to concede God exists.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Hello everyone, this is my first post on this site.

So, the first thing I want to say is, your OP is quite silly. Because something fits in our hand doesn't mean it is proof of creation.What about all of the other things that DON'T fit in the human hand like The pineapple? If god created all fruits and vegetables for us humans to eat. why did he make the Coconut with a sheel that is VERY hard to break?


The cucumber doesn't explain anything about creation. It's just one fruit that fits in our hand.

leave it to an atheist to think about a pineapple in sexural way.

[Tymygy]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

The cucumber: The cucumber sleek shape is the correct size of the human hand. While one can make the weak argument that cucumbers are just that size because apes eat them and Godly micro evolution caused this them to be convenient to a human sized hand no other primate we are supposedly related to eats the cucumber, only humans. This also makes the cucumber the optimal size to be inserted into a human bodily orifice, again there is no natural reason for this. Only humans are depraved enough to violate themselves with a vegetable. Cucumbers have a tough out skin that allows them to put up to resist repeated rubbing, like what will happen when a cucumber is inserted into a human bodily orifice for purulent reasons. Again, no natural reason for this.

Evolution can not explain the cucumber. So clearly the cucumber has a creator.

Hello everyone, this is my first post on this site.

So, the first thing I want to say is, your OP is quite silly. Because something fits in our hand doesn't mean it is proof of creation.What about all of the other things that DON'T fit in the human hand like The pineapple? If god created all fruits and vegetables for us humans to eat. why did he make the Coconut with a sheel that is VERY hard to break?

This is sort of un-related, but before the "fall of man" in the garden of eden, there was no death true? But god tells adam and eve, they can eat of all the fruits. If you take a fruit off the tree, and eat it. Your eating LIVING cells, KILLING the plant.

The cucumber doesn't explain anything about creation. It's just one fruit that fits in our hand.

[Ksevio]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Only God would have the forethought to make such an item multi-use that it could also be eaten.

Better proof is just the existence of the Earth of course, but the deniers need something small to start out on.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Well obviously God created both of them, but bananas work better in your reasoning because they're not so prickly.

Just trying to provide some tips for improvements.

So you agree this proves God exists because only God could create a plant that was good to stick up your butt? GLORY!

Game over Atheists.

[Ksevio]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Well obviously God created both of them, but bananas work better in your reasoning because they're not so prickly.

Just trying to provide some tips for improvements.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

I'm saying the bananas would be a better argument in place of cucumbers since cucumbers are in lots of sizes and are prickly.

and,,..? What does that have to do with my point about only God could have created them?

[Ksevio]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

I'm saying the bananas would be a better argument in place of cucumbers since cucumbers are in lots of sizes and are prickly.