[Brother Temperance]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

How? Is a giant hand going to slap my scientific ass? Or will I go to hell? Wait a minute.. THERE ISN'T ONE!

I never heard him..
You are right about rape wrong or right, killing wrong or right. But I think than we have to listen to the law, which WILL make a discision of what to do. And I think people know well enough what they do, and if they discide to do something that is inappropriated by the law, they'll have to accept the consequences. The law is impartial, if I kill someone and you kill someone, Brother Temperance, we'll both be punished for our deeds. NOT by god but by the law.

However, if one of us was a Godly US Marine, and we killed a barbarous A-rab heathen, we would be praised for it, and rightly so. Where's the "impartiality" of your law then?

Well, start acting like a normal person in a normal social environment. Some people have to work on a sunday. Accept it! You can't stop working on a sunday because god said so, like you guys explain to us..
Everybody has the same rights, but also the same duties.

Yes, everyone has a duty to avoid working on the Lord's day of rest. However, some people refuse this duty, and that is why they need to be punished.

I thought Jesus said to love your fellow human. And to forgive your worst enemy 7 to 77 times. I never read something in the bible where Jesus made someone feel bad. He always wanted to bring peace. He gave everybody to drink, to eat. He even healed people. I don't think he wanted to make people feel bad.

No, we would love for everyone to feel good about themselves and be Christians. Sadly, there are many unsaved folk in this world, and we need to do whatever is necessary to shock them out of their hellbound ways. And as for Jesus always bringing peace:
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.

Not the whole list, just number whatever about the zorgs and stuff... Homosexuals are great. Except in very few cases when I happen to like them and then find out they're gay, as otherwise they would have married me.

Does this happen a lot? Like, every time you attempt to force your dubious affections on a young man, by any chance?

I don't mean to make sense and I'm not from Belgium. You're not funny, but Americans generally aren't.

It's a good thing you don't mean to make sense, because you wouldn't be doing a very good job if you did. Do you consider yourself to be funny? If so, is that funny peculiar or just funny queer?

[R-R-R]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

Although it surely gladdens us all that you are quoting scripture to prove your points.. Try to remember this important fact:
Only the King James AV 1611 Bible can be trusted to be completely reliable!
The NIV (New Infidel Version) which you've just quoted, cannot be trusted, and should never be quoted.

I must have overlooked the site returning to its default while searching for a suitable quote... This next one should be officially from the KJV though;

Genesis 18:20
And the LORD said, Because the cry of Sodom and Gomorrah is great, and because their sin is very grievous;

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

So you like them? That'd make you an accomplice...

Isaiah 3:9
The look on their faces testifies against them; they parade their sin like Sodom; they do not hide it. Woe to them! They have brought disaster upon themselves.

Although it surely gladdens us all that you are quoting scripture to prove your points.. Try to remember this important fact:
Only the King James AV 1611 Bible can be trusted to be completely reliable!
The NIV (New Infidel Version) which you've just quoted, cannot be trusted, and should never be quoted.

[R-R-R]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

Not the whole list, just number whatever about the zorgs and stuff... Homosexuals are great. Except in very few cases when I happen to like them and then find out they're gay, as otherwise they would have married me.

So you like them? That'd make you an accomplice...

Isaiah 3:9
The look on their faces testifies against them; they parade their sin like Sodom; they do not hide it. Woe to them! They have brought disaster upon themselves.

[esther (On Moderation)]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

Not the whole list, just number whatever about the zorgs and stuff... Homosexuals are great. Except in very few cases when I happen to like them and then find out they're gay, as otherwise they would have married me.

[R-R-R]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

God has no favourites, we're all his pets... What do you mean, Homer? A homosexual. As in the critically acclaimed poet? No, not as in the poor sould that is now being tormented in hell... Oh and I'm really sorry, this time I mean it I think, when I said the end I was talking about the ending of my list of complaints. So your list of complainst is sci-fi crap? Finally you are being realistic.

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[esther (On Moderation)]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

God has no favourites, we're all his pets... What do you mean, Homer? As in the critically acclaimed poet? Oh and I'm really sorry, this time I mean it I think, when I said the end I was talking about the ending of my list of complaints.

[R-R-R]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

I don't mean to make sense Then what are you doing here on His favourite forum? and I'm not from Belgium So are you a French homer then? That would explain quite a bit. Like you would have got it anyway. Numbskull is a beautiful song by Ash. Your musical taste is not relevant here, this a forum dedicated to the Lord! As for the end, it's just made-up sci fi crap. At least to you it is... Then again, people are known to make mistakes. You're not funny, but Americans generally aren't. Americans don't need to be funny. And neither do I.

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[esther (On Moderation)]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

I don't mean to make sense and I'm not from Belgium. Like you would have got it anyway. Numbskull is a beautiful song by Ash. As for the end, it's just made-up sci fi crap. You're not funny, but Americans generally aren't.

[R-R-R]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

Numbskull is a great song.
*A heathen and evil LIKE you, sorry
I don't base my claims on anything, I just let them flow in the air like dust or bubbles.
You couldn't tell if something is stupid if it was looking at you in the mirror (it is.)
Besides, who cares about getting banned from here? And I can tell that your parents were zbonks from A-56. Editing posts is bad, anyway.

You aren't making any sence, you're not from Belgium by any chance?

[esther (On Moderation)]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

Numbskull is a great song.
*A heathen and evil LIKE you, sorry
I don't base my claims on anything, I just let them flow in the air like dust or bubbles.
You couldn't tell if something is stupid if it was looking at you in the mirror (it is.)
Besides, who cares about getting banned from here? And I can tell that your parents were zbonks from A-56. Editing posts is bad, anyway.

[R-R-R]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

I'm evil and a heathen
I'm evil and a heathen
I'm a heathen and evil as you
There's not a lot I couldn't do

Who's the ****er that commanded you to kill Sunday workers? Why are all your threads pish? And, most importantly, were your parents siblings by any chance? Use your neuron to think a bit.

A rather odd post, mumber two since you joined. Very nice, you're going to be rather popular. NOT.

On what do you base your ridiculous claims anyway? This kind of posts do not make you more credible or look intelligent, but more likely earn you infraction points and eventually a ban.

Please try to think before you post, because you can only edit it the first 5 minutes after that. If you do something stupid, chances are we will see it, and you'll look like a numbskull, as your most recent post will show...

[esther (On Moderation)]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

I'm evil and a heathen
I'm evil and a heathen
I'm a heathen and evil as you
There's not a lot I couldn't do

Who's the ****er that commanded you to kill Sunday workers? Why are all your threads pish? And, most importantly, were your parents siblings by any chance? Use your neuron to think a bit.

[R-R-R]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

Or will I go to hell? Wait a minute.. THERE ISN'T ONE!

You'll be rather sad when you end up being incorrect about that, but then it'll be far too late.

Job 8:13
So are the paths of all that forget God; and the hypocrite's hope shall perish

[G-Baby]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

No, we are talking about the law here. An individual can "choose" to not accept the law, but they will be punished. If they break the secular law, they will be punished by the secular state; if they break God's law they will be punished by God. It's that simple.

How? Is a giant hand going to slap my scientific ass? Or will I go to hell? Wait a minute.. THERE ISN'T ONE!

So some people think that rape is wrong, others think that it's right. Some people think that killing someone who has no intention of hurting you is wrong, others think that it's justifiable. Who's right? We're all just people, no-one's perfect, so who's to say? We can go with the majority, but I'm sure you'd agree that there is no inherent right in a majority. The only secure foundation for any kind of morality is God's word.

I never heard him..
You are right about rape wrong or right, killing wrong or right. But I think than we have to listen to the law, which WILL make a discision of what to do. And I think people know well enough what they do, and if they discide to do something that is inappropriated by the law, they'll have to accept the consequences. The law is impartial, if I kill someone and you kill someone, Brother Temperance, we'll both be punished for our deeds. NOT by god but by the law.

We are indeed commanded to put those who work on Sundays to death. However, we are also commanded to obey the powers that be, and the current oppressive anti-Christian regime has forbidden us to do so. So we must avoid executing these sinners for the time being, while working to reform the legal system to bring it more in line with God's will.

Well, start acting like a normal person in a normal social environment. Some people have to work on a sunday. Accept it! You can't stop working on a sunday because god said so, like you guys explain to us..
Everybody has the same rights, but also the same duties.

Where in the Bible are we forbidden to make others feel bad? I don't remember any such commandment. In our Christian lovingkindness, we are using harsh words to try and wake you up to the reality of your sinful hellbound condition, and thus spare you from eternal suffering. What could be more loving and Christian than that?

I thought Jesus said to love your fellow human. And to forgive your worst enemy 7 to 77 times. I never read something in the bible where Jesus made someone feel bad. He always wanted to bring peace. He gave everybody to drink, to eat. He even healed people. I don't think he wanted to make people feel bad.

We always mean business, friend. Why should we allow false "christians" to try and pass themselves off as the real thing without putting as many obstacles in their way as possible so you can avoid that they tell the truth?..

Although Apollyon has many good points, he is not yet a True Christian™, and so his words do not speak for our entire congregation. Therefore, there is no contradiction. Thats not the only one. Other guys like me and me also have quoted some contradictions, search them back..

greetzzz
G-baby