[Brother John]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

The banana's been altered by humans over the millions of years.

Er, sure, have a rainbow.

[Born-Again Atheist]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

If this is the pathetic attempt of some fool expecting a banana to prove your gods existence that I'm thinking of, it's pathetic. On youtube? "The way of the master" ****? Pah. Gimme a break. The banana's been altered by humans over the millions of years. Petty christians. I actually thought that the only thing that movie proved the existence of was those of the human race who are too feeble minded to inject a little logic into their experiments.

[Marshall]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

I don't need ideas of my own because Jesus does my thinking for me.
He says jump I say how high. He says believe and I say Yes Sir Saviour Sir! I don't question His creation and I certainly don't mock Him with prancing bananas.

If thats bad then I'm a criminal mastermind.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

I love Jesus becuase he had some very good ideas, unlike you.

What, like sending everyone who didn't love Him enough to be tortured in eternal Hellfire for ever and ever?

[MapesInmate (On Moderation)]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

Right, Jesus sent the Germans to destroy the gay Romans.

I hope you love Jesus because He can love you.

I love Jesus becuase he had some very good ideas, unlike you.

[Marshall]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

Right, Jesus sent the Germans to destroy the gay Romans.

I hope you love Jesus because He can love you.

[MapesInmate (On Moderation)]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

I am blessed with perfect vision like Jesus intended. I don't do drugs because only hippies do drugs and Jesus hates hippies. You post dancing bananas instead of trying to fathom the simplest of principles. Bananas are shaped a certain way to prove a point. God exists.

Are you denying you were mocking this informative thread? Jesus was mocked once and the Roman Empire soon fell to dust amid the Homosexuals and the corrupt! Praise Jesus!

Errr... I wasn't mocking JEsus. Why would I have a reason to mock Jesus? Jesus is awesome.

And this thread is to show that bananas prove the existence of God. Why do you assume that my dancing bananas were mocking that?

By the way, the Roman Empire fell to the Germanic tribes, and supported homosexuality even at its height.

[Marshall]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

I am blessed with perfect vision like Jesus intended. I don't do drugs because only hippies do drugs and Jesus hates hippies. You post dancing bananas instead of trying to fathom the simplest of principles. Bananas are shaped a certain way to prove a point. God exists.

Are you denying you were mocking this informative thread? Jesus was mocked once and the Roman Empire soon fell to dust amid the Homosexuals and the corrupt! Praise Jesus!

[MapesInmate (On Moderation)]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

Nine one eyed bananas dancing is your post? Thats your witty retort when faced with proof Eviloution is a grand hoax?

No wonder Athians are a dying breed. I suppose you all can't even figure out how to make babies next!

How did my post imply that I was an atheist? And suddenly putting some dancing bananas in my post means that I'm an untintelligent atheist?

You need to take your meds, man, or at lest put your glasses on.

[Marshall]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

Nine one eyed bananas dancing is your post? Thats your witty retort when faced with proof Eviloution is a grand hoax?

No wonder Athians are a dying breed. I suppose you all can't even figure out how to make babies next!

[MapesInmate (On Moderation)]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

[R-R-R]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

It's so simple to understand I don't get how anyone could doubt it.

It's probably there for the secular satanists who want 'proof' of everything, and since the banana is such a good illustration of God's devine plan they used it to show the scientists the error of their ways. For True Christians it would be unnecessary of course to bring this up, but not all people are blessed to be Godly white American True Christians, so those people need a bit more effort in order ro be convinced.

[bonzo2 (On Moderation)]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

See for yourself HERE. This should erase all doubts and silence satan himself. Even hellbound witches like Rachael VanAirhead will have to accept God now. Glory!!

Well I think the whole idea is

[Marshall]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

I don't need bananas to prove Gods existence. I have this little thing called TRUTH on my side. See, the Bible says God created the universe and since I'm not God and don't want God to kill me, who am I do doubt Him?

It's so simple to understand I don't get how anyone could doubt it.

[SinisterPizza]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

damn...now I really want to eat a banana! lol (btw, I LOVE the Old IPB smilies. Good job guys )