[Shallow-izer]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

Nick Gisbourne is quite the linguist. IF you excuse him for the couple of swear words.

But otherwise, he makes good points.

What's up with the potatoes!?

[Andrew Shaw]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

I dont think thats true because bannans are only found in tropical/jungle zones if they were designed for humankind they would be natural everywhere for all humans,eh?
Plus that video is funny ive seen it before...on youtube

[Shallow-izer]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

IF "God" is so intelligent, and designed everything, then what the HELL is up with the pineapples?

They're IMPOSSIBLE to get into without a knife.

OH!

And the coconut!

HOW is THAT proof of intelligent design?

I really think that someone should give "God" a helmet and send him out to play with the other "Special" children.


*Points summarised in this video.*

[R-R-R]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

How did we go from banana's to cleavages? Is there a missing link?

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

She is trying to assist the Devil in corrupting our Freehold men:

Matthew 5: 28 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

It's a fact that True Christian™ Women should generally dress with modesty.
Here are a few ideas for Kiki:

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Flirting with the Pastor by showing off your Bee-sting Bosoms will not impress Jesus.

Thanks for the ideas,but I think I'll stick with what I own now.

[Talitha]

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Did you see post #259: She grudgingly agrees not to attempt to grope me, but only after it is made very plain to her that her attentions are very definitely not welcome. And despite her protestations to the contrary, she has now posted an avatar of herself that is plainly designed go show off her cleavage. Not that there is much of it.

She is trying to assist the Devil in corrupting our Freehold men:

Matthew 5: 28 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

It's a fact that True Christian™ Women should generally dress with modesty.
Here are a few ideas for Kiki:



Flirting with the Pastor by showing off your Bee-sting Bosoms will not impress Jesus.

[Enobarbus]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

Not to mention the fact that she has been throwing herself at me and Warrior in Christ for days now. Brazen barely scratches the surface of what she is.

Did you see post #259: She grudgingly agrees not to attempt to grope me, but only after it is made very plain to her that her attentions are very definitely not welcome. And despite her protestations to the contrary, she has now posted an avatar of herself that is plainly designed go show off her cleavage. Not that there is much of it.

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And if you repeat that line one more time, you'll be in big trouble.

Sorry, I meant no disrepect on your beilfs.

[Brother Temperance]

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If I believed he was anything but a man, than yes it would be.

And if you repeat that line one more time, you'll be in big trouble.

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If that's the case, wouldn't it be a good idea to repent and get right with Jesus?

If I believed he was anything but a man, than yes it would be.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

As for demons never had the pleasure of meeting one and I don't think I'd want to for that matter.

If that's the case, wouldn't it be a good idea to repent and get right with Jesus?

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Not to mention the fact that she has been throwing herself at me and Warrior in Christ for days now. Brazen barely scratches the surface of what she is.

Please Pastor, I meant nothing by any of that. I merely stated the fact that you two were cute. If I was going to throw myself at anybody, I'd show better Pics and flirt.

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Of course you are a hussy. You are brazen, immoral, and a compulsive fornicator. By your own admission you are a nymphomanical seducer of schoolboys. If that is not being a hussy, what is?

I'll agree with the fact that I can be some what brazen, but I do have morals and I am not a compulsive fronicator. I have not admitted to being a nymphomanical seducer of schoolboys, and I won't admitt to something as sick as that. I like sex,yes its enjoyable but do I have it with everybody, no. I'm very picky. Do I have it with boys? Hell no, like I said thats sick, I prefure men. However it has been over a year sense I've had sex, thank you very much.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Of course you are a hussy. You are brazen, immoral, and a compulsive fornicator. By your own admission you are a nymphomanical seducer of schoolboys. If that is not being a hussy, what is?

Not to mention the fact that she has been throwing herself at me and Warrior in Christ for days now. Brazen barely scratches the surface of what she is.

[Enobarbus]

Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

I am not a hussy, and i've never to a whorehouse. As for demons never had the pleasure of meeting one and I don't think I'd want to for that matter.

Of course you are a hussy. You are brazen, immoral, and a compulsive fornicator. By your own admission you are a nymphomanical seducer of schoolboys. If that is not being a hussy, what is?