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  • tolarence
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    with out science no printing press, no paper would have ever been made. the word of the bible never spread, the religion NOT HERE

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  • Oakland "Reb" Griner
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    I have noted all manner of things the plants and animals are unable to evolve a defense for.

    The snakes in my yard remain quite vulnerable to my 40 Hp diesel (!!) lawn mower

    So to the chipmunks, weeds and invasive shrubs !!



    All the change this world needs is that which is possible through the miracle of Salvation !!!

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  • InGodWeTrust
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    Originally posted by Greyhund View Post
    It may have or not have been said yet, but this post pretty much proves 'natural selection' which is part of Darwin's theory.

    You just have killed a plant/animal that could not stop the bullet, but since there might be animals out there that can possibly stop the bullet (although not very likely) that will continue to create offspring, you just have made that kind of animal stronger (on average).

    PS: This post it not supposed to be taken litteraly, besides, guns are not a part of nature
    You fail at telling jokes.

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  • Meek and Humble
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    What's the figurative meaning behind your post?

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  • Nobar King
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    Originally posted by Greyhund View Post

    PS: This post it not supposed to be taken litteraly,
    Especially not if you write like that.

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  • Greyhund
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    Originally posted by Tertius The Scribe View Post
    1. Take your most beloved household pet or plant

    2. Take a spare firearm from your gun cabinet (preferably a high-powered rifle engraven with the cross)

    3. Take aim at the weakest spot of the animal/plant

    4. Pull the trigger without hesitation!

    5. Watch your plant/animal fall over dead because it did not "adapt" to its "environment" by immediately growing a Kevlar vest

    And congratulations, you have successfully disproven evolution in your backyard! Now wasn't ol' Fido worth the price of inexorably refuting a lie purported by the crazed scientists and Jewish liberals (both at the Vatican, where else) to corrupt otherwise good-hearted Christians?
    It may have or not have been said yet, but this post pretty much proves 'natural selection' which is part of Darwin's theory.

    You just have killed a plant/animal that could not stop the bullet, but since there might be animals out there that can possibly stop the bullet (although not very likely) that will continue to create offspring, you just have made that kind of animal stronger (on average).

    PS: This post it not supposed to be taken litteraly, besides, guns are not a part of nature

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  • Star Finder
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    Originally posted by MidwestCatLady View Post
    Why is this important? It's NOT!

    blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahbl ahblahblahblah
    now that makes sense....

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by nonethanks View Post
    sorry but.. where in the bible does it say "america" is God's favorite country?
    God wants us to be richly rewarded for our faith.

    2 Samuel 22:21
    The LORD rewarded me according to my righteousness: according to the cleanness of my hands hath he recompensed me.

    2 Chronicles 15:7
    Be ye strong therefore, and let not your hands be weak: for your work shall be rewarded.

    Psalm 31:23
    O love the LORD, all ye his saints: for the LORD preserveth the faithful, and plentifully rewardeth the proud doer.
    The United States is the single most powerful and wealthy nation in the world.

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  • nonethanks
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    Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
    God's Favorite Country™ America!
    sorry but.. where in the bible does it say "america" is God's favorite country?

    PS: America is a continent you may have been talking about the United States of America..

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  • Satan Is THAT bad
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    Originally posted by Alexandro123 View Post
    We should all pray to God and Jesus to stop these Scientists.
    We need to destroy science labs all over the world on Easter. Make sure no one is in them and then we shall prevail my brothers and sisters.

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  • Meek and Humble
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    HALLELUJAH! Another soul won for Jesus!

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  • MidwestCatLady
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    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
    Dear merciful Lord,

    please forgive MidwestAgnostic for his multitude of sins. He was weak and evil, just as you created Him, oh perfect Lord. Now he wants to turn his back from his sins, and he acknowledges that he is a mere worm before your sight, and wants to wash himself in the precious blood of Your Son, Jesus, who is You, and the Holy Spirit, who is also You. Open his heart to the workings of the Holy Ghost, forgive him, and let him be reborn into grace, and join a Bible-believing baptist church where he shall tithe every week, and never sin again, in hopes of rising again into the Heavenly Kingdom. Amen.
    Her - and thank you with all my heart. I am a she. I know, hard to believe because of my unholy outspoken behavior. It needs to be stopped and my husband will be a happier man to have a wife that does not talk back.

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  • Meek and Humble
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    Dear merciful Lord,

    please forgive MidwestAgnostic for his multitude of sins. He was weak and evil, just as you created Him, oh perfect Lord. Now he wants to turn his back from his sins, and he acknowledges that he is a mere worm before your sight, and wants to wash himself in the precious blood of Your Son, Jesus, who is You, and the Holy Spirit, who is also You. Open his heart to the workings of the Holy Ghost, forgive him, and let him be reborn into grace, and join a Bible-believing baptist church where he shall tithe every week, and never sin again, in hopes of rising again into the Heavenly Kingdom. Amen.

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  • MidwestCatLady
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    Ok, You are right. I need help and am sick probably because of my sins and the sins of my parents. You want to pray for me to get better so I can be a True Christian. I am ready.

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  • Meek and Humble
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    That would only happen if they were evil, don't you get it? Things like that don't happen to US because we follow the Bible and so God blesses us.

    You need to worry less about if I hurt your feelings and more about how you are hurting your immortal soul.

    If thou wilt diligently hearken to the voice of the LORD thy God, and wilt do that which is right in his sight, and wilt give ear to his commandments, and keep all his statutes, I will put none of these diseases upon thee. -- Exodus 15:26

    Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord: And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up. --James 5:14-15

    Psalm 103:2
    Bless the LORD, O my soul, and forget not all his benefits:103:3 Who forgiveth all thine iniquities; who healeth all thy diseases;

    Mark 5:34 And he said unto her, Daughter, thy faith hath made thee whole; go in peace, and be whole of thy plague.

    So that from his body were brought unto the sick handkerchiefs or aprons, and the diseases departed from them, and the evil spirits went out of them. -- Acts 19:12

    And Asa in the thirty and ninth year of his reign was diseased in his feet, until his disease was exceeding great: yet in his disease he sought not to the LORD, but to the physicians. -- 2 Chronicles 16:12

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