[The13thDeciple]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

You should get out more.

how is that relevant to my point?

What are you saying? Obama is a scientist and thus not spiritual or he is spiritual and not a scientist? Madam, you are an idiot and need to think before posting.

i was refering to the initial post noob. he is spiritual and he doesnt reject science.

As their spiritual esteem is bludgeoned to death by lies about evolution, they begin to throw all morality to the wind, assuming there is no GOD to whom they are responsible. The end result is people like Charles Manson, Miley Cyrus and Barack Obama. Our poor children!

[/quote]your ignorance is almost scary if the things you post are what you really believe.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

That's funny, if I had a brain the size of a pea, I'd never have got my university degree in science.

You know those postal ones aren’t worth the paper they’re printed on?

Also, it's a universally acknowledged fact that atheists are far more superior in intelligence compared to those who believe in religion

I asked my retainer, “Boy”, if this were so. He said he’d never heard that. It appears either “Boy” is not of this universe or you are wrong. As “Boy” brings me my Mint Juleps, I can only conclude you are wrong.quote]Anyway, I'm not here to argue who is more clever or whatnot,[/quote]Good because so far I’m not impressed.

but the fact you stopped reading my posts shows that it hurts you to read it.

Yes, those points in the posts are a little contradictory aren’t they?

You physically can't stand being told that science is superior to religion in every aspect.

I have simply no idea where you got that erroneous thought: 1 Timothy 6:20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:
1 Timothy 6:21 Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.

Also, you do know Christians can be scientists as well? Surely, to you, that would be blasphemy.

There is “science so-called” and Biblical Science – you really must make the distinction. (You did get your qualifications by post didn’t you?)

God created the universe? HA. Don't make me laugh. I find it disgustingly arrogant and naive that you can say that with so much conviction.

We merely accept the Greatest Authority – God’s Word as revealed in KJV1611.

The Bible doesn't go into much detail though, does it? I mean, it doesn't mention gravity, electromagnetic forces, the moon influencing the tides or anything. Science does, however.

Science doesn’t mention you as far as I can see… where does that leave you?

Science won't earn me more money? Who cares?

And there. Ladies and gentlemen of Landover, we have it – convicted by his own words this atheist believes that living on welfare – your and my tax dollars – is OK.

Disgusting!

[IAmTheSonOfGod]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

That's funny, if I had a brain the size of a pea, I'd never have got my university degree in science.

Also, it's a universally acknowledged fact that atheists are far more superior in intelligence compared to those who believe in religion, maybe because all the stupid rednecks in the Southern states of America bring the intelligence level down?

Anyway, I'm not here to argue who is more clever or whatnot, but the fact you stopped reading my posts shows that it hurts you to read it. You physically can't stand being told that science is superior to religion in every aspect.

Also, you do know Christians can be scientists as well? Surely, to you, that would be blasphemy. But no, just because a Christian invented a scientific device somehow makes science okay?

Hypocrite much?

God created the universe? HA. Don't make me laugh. I find it disgustingly arrogant and naive that you can say that with so much conviction. You really believe it, don't you? That's even funnier.

The Bible doesn't go into much detail though, does it? I mean, it doesn't mention gravity, electromagnetic forces, the moon influencing the tides or anything. Science does, however.

Science won't earn me more money? Who cares? I'm not motivated by money nor does it govern my life. The science and religious institutions are radically different. We do not play on the feelings and take the money off the vulnerable and sick.

You actually disgust me.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

wow, i dont even know how to respond to this. science is the the downfall of civilization? science is the reason we got where we are today! you wouldnt be posting on this forum, let alone using a computer without science. ban practice of science? really? this is the most ignorant thing ive ever heard.

You should get out more.

also barrack obama is very spiritual.

What are you saying? Obama is a scientist and thus not spiritual or he is spiritual and not a scientist? Madam, you are an idiot and need to think before posting.

{...]The Bible is wrong. Very, very wrong and it has devastated more lives than it has saved.

Lives? What's that got to do with the price of fish? Landover and God are interested in souls - not lives!

That is why finding an answer to the origin of the universe and life is deeply important.

That is the single most stupid thing I have ever heard (a) God did it (b) how will that help you earn more money?

Science will win the war, let me tell you that.

No.

Also, ever been to the hospital and been given medicine? - Science

God gives and takes life - doctors try to foil His Plan and are the servants of the Devil..

Ever been on a life support machine, had surgery or know someone who has? - Science

No - God saves us (or not)

Ever driven a car or been on a train or a bus? - Science

What's your point - all those were invented by True Christians™ I drive a Hummer - pretty Godly eh?

Ever used a telephone or watched TV? - Science

See above

You are terrified of science, absolutely terrified.

Rubbish! If it's quoted on NASDAQ, we'll make money from it!

And do you know why?

This is rubbish and I've stopped reading your pathetic post.

You are some godless atheist with the brain of a pea and the morals of a tom-cat

[IAmTheSonOfGod]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

"Worthlessness. A life without purpose. No such thing as a soul. These are the principals of science."

What? Are you having a laugh?

Scientists, especially astrophysicists, make it their goal in life to discover how the universe was created.

The Bible is wrong. Very, very wrong and it has devastated more lives than it has saved. That is why finding an answer to the origin of the universe and life is deeply important.

Science will win the war, let me tell you that.

Also, ever been to the hospital and been given medicine? - Science
Ever been on a life support machine, had surgery or know someone who has? - Science
Ever driven a car or been on a train or a bus? - Science
Ever used a telephone or watched TV? - Science

You are terrified of science, absolutely terrified. And do you know why? Because some day, maybe not in your time but science will prove religion is a sham.

I also find it funny that if the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) finds the Higgs Boson Particle (the so-called God Particle) what is to stop you from saying it was orchestrated by God? Nothing, and then suddenly, you will support science only when it benefits.

Hypocrites.

[The13thDeciple]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

Science will be the downfall of civilization as we know it, unless something can be done to stop its insidious march!

Science teaches kids that they are worthless organisms that crawled out of a pile of sticky goo and are no better than any of the animals that lick their own anuses and chew on road kill.

As their spiritual esteem is bludgeoned to death by lies about evolution, they begin to throw all morality to the wind, assuming there is no GOD to whom they are responsible. The end result is people like Charles Manson, Miley Cyrus and Barack Obama. Our poor children!

If anything will lead our kids to depression and suicide besides heavy metal music and the drugs, it will be science.

Worthlessness. A life without purpose. No such thing as a soul. These are the "principals" of science.

It is our duty to tell our children the truth! They are not globs of meaningless goo, but rather, vessels created in the glorious image of GOD ALMIGHTY who are staggeringly putrid and in need of His precious love, lest they be cast into hellfire to writhe and scream for all eternity!

We mustn't let science damage our children! It's time to yank the science books they're being force-fed in school and give them a Holy Bible KJV 1611 instead! Our children deserve to built up, not torn down! And what better than the Bible to nurture their faith and strengthen their character?

I feel the fire of the LORD right now, and I want us to do something for HIM! I am looking for suggestions as to how we can help resist the science brigade!

My idea is that it's best to start at state level. Maybe somebody could draw up a petition to send the governor to ban the practice of science within Iowa, and to criminalize science paraphernalia like calculators, telescopes, microscopes, test tubes, tweezers and magnifying glasses.

Eventually I'd also like to see all monkeys deported from Iowa as well, because they are the mascots for evolution.

Does anybody have any ideas?

wow, i dont even know how to respond to this. science is the the downfall of civilization? science is the reason we got where we are today! you wouldnt be posting on this forum, let alone using a computer without science. ban practice of science? really? this is the most ignorant thing ive ever heard.

also barrack obama is very spiritual.

[Brother Jessup]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

Ah yes Pastor Ezekiel. Thank you for that correction.

I suppose then that the Dark Ages were even better than what I had previously thought.







The Honorable Brother Jessup T. Lloyd has spoken………Amen!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

The Dark Ages had it's good points. Jews, scientists, heathens and non-believers were all persecuted. It only had one drawback, as far as I'm concerned, Baptists hadn't been invented yet.






The Honorable Brother Jessup T. Lloyd, Esq. has spoken………Amen!

On the contrary, friend; Baptists are the original Christians! Shout GLORY!!

[Brother Jessup]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

If it wasn't for science, you wouldn't be typing on a keyboard right now, relaying your message of hatred toward scientists and the general population of intelligent people. We'd still be in the Dark Ages.

The Dark Ages had it's good points. Jews, scientists, heathens and non-believers were all persecuted. It only had one drawback, as far as I'm concerned, Baptists hadn't been invented yet.






The Honorable Brother Jessup T. Lloyd, Esq. has spoken………Amen!

[Brother Jessup]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

Can someone please define 'scientist'. Is it an inventor? A researcher? Who exactly is this forum calling a 'scientist'?

I’ll be happy to define “scientist” for you blasphemer.

A scientist is a heathen who performs sacrilegious practices for the benefit of Satan. Modern science is derived from medieval alchemy, which we all know is a part of the occult.

Now stop asking stupid questions and start praying to God that he doesn’t come down from the heavens and smack you upside your empty head.

God hates you and he wants you to suffer!


The Honorable Brother Jessup T. Lloyd, Esq. has spoken………Amen!

[D_jcomic]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

Your complaint about using computers has been answered already several times, newby. Try reading before making your comments.

Hah, I'd rather not read through the swab of crap that's been posted already, i"ll just post my 2 cents and hope it hasn't been brought up yet. Needless to say, if it weren't for science, and the advances in the different fields of science, we wouldn't be anywhere near where we are today, technologically.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

Your complaint about using computers has been answered already several times, newby. Try reading before making your comments.

[D_jcomic]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

If it wasn't for science, you wouldn't be typing on a keyboard right now, relaying your message of hatred toward scientists and the general population of intelligent people. We'd still be in the Dark Ages.

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

I say we kill 'em. God says so.

Luke 19:27


But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.


Lets round 'em up, strip 'em of der sissy lab coats, and pick 'em off like squirrels.

It makes us women folk feel ever so secure to have a straight shooting fellow around. Your wife and children are surely blessed, Brother!

[Jimmy C Lombardo]

Re: How can we stop the Scientists?

I say we kill 'em. God says so.

Luke 19:27


But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.


Lets round 'em up, strip 'em of der sissy lab coats, and pick 'em off like squirrels.