Ida -- A Christian Perspective

[Yahweh_is_Yahgay]

Re: Ida -- A Christian Perspective

You're just a God-mocking heckler. When you're ready to praise Jesus we'll have something to talk about.

Oh, see, that's where you are wrong (once again, typical of you not to read and grasp the point of such posts). I'm not mocking "God" or "Jesus", I'm mocking you for being so hypocritical and blind!

Now that we set that straight, let's see what you have to say....and please make it scientifically relevant.

[Nobar King]

Re: Ida -- A Christian Perspective

You're just a God-mocking heckler. When you're ready to praise Jesus we'll have something to talk about.

[Yahweh_is_Yahgay]

Re: Ida -- A Christian Perspective

Good bye. I suppose no response is required. At least you're not here pushing gay marriage or blaspheming the Holy Ghost.

Hahaha, LOLercoasters.

Typical response...no effort to refute.

I do give you credit though for knowing when you're beat.

[Nobar King]

Re: Ida -- A Christian Perspective

Good bye. I suppose no response is required. At least you're not here pushing gay marriage or blaspheming the Holy Ghost.

[Yahweh_is_Yahgay]

Re: Ida -- A Christian Perspective

You guys are fucking dumbasses.

Don't like these evil scienticians? Quit taking your antibiotics next time you get sick with a bacterial infection.
Get your diabetic grandma off insulin and see what happens.
I assure you a Pastor did not create any of the software you are currently using to access this site and view this post.

Darwinian evolution bogus? Just because your cerebral cortex hasn't undergone the same expansion as the rest of us doesn't mean you need to carry a grudge against legitimate scientific FACTS.

A single-celled organism appeared on Earth appx 4 billion years ago. All life that has been on Earth and is today evolved from this cell. That is a FACT.

Quit acting all high and mighty for a couple of reasons:
1. You guys have not made ANY contributions to science whatsoever. Meaning, something that the whole world finds valid and obeys the natural laws governing our universe.
2. Your fucking stupid.
3. You crawled out of your mother's vagina head first, just like the rest of us.
4. You DO NOT know what happens when we die, because you do not possess any mental capabilites/powers that I don't.

Good bye

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Ida -- A Christian Perspective

Did this Ida person live alone? Where are here relatives? Are we supposed to believe that only one dead body survived?

It's just some dead dog carcass they found and stuck in some plaster. These scienticians pull this stuff right out of their behinds, and the unsaved rabble believe every word of it. It's just another Piltdown Man.

[Nobar King]

Re: Ida -- A Christian Perspective

Did this Ida person live alone? Where are here relatives? Are we supposed to believe that only one dead body survived?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Ida -- A Christian Perspective

As a side note, last year I hit a skunk on my home from Landover International. The poor little polecat never had a chance. It ended up in the ditch near the corner of Leviticus Drive and Moses Avenue.

Every evening on my way home, I'd see it's little bloated corpse. It made me a bit sad watching it rot away slowly. So after it stopped stinking, I stopped one night on my way home and threw some leaves and branches over it's little body.

I have no doubt that in a few years, some SICKular archeologist will come along, find the dead skunk, and claim it's a "fossil" of one of our "ancestors".

This Ida thing is more than likely some organ-grinding Wops lost capucin monkey. If those stupid "scientists" had dug a bit deeper, the probably would have found a matching little red vest and pillbox hat as well.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Ida -- A Christian Perspective

It really is quite ridiculous. When you compare Landover's budget submitted to the government at $26.5 billion over the last 8 years to the National Scientific Association's, at $4.1 billion, you realize two things: first, just how much of a bargain our Christian Science(tm) research really is and secondly, how generous our President George W. Bush was to the true sciences. It really is scary just how much real science has suffered under our current "leader".

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Extraordinary work Dr. Ville. The left wingnuts are always perpetrating scientific hoaxes; like the Plitdown Man, the Cardiff Giant, the Tasaday Tribe and Midwife Toads. It's amazing they always go to so much trouble when it is far easier to trust the Bible (KJV1611).

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Surely you have all seen the liberal site "Google"'s new logo, a logo that attempts to make a mockery out of the One True God™ by raising up this hundreds of years old dead monkey as some sort of idol. This, my friends, is the image of which I speak (warning, not for women or faint-of-heart men):




Now, we all all know that evolutionists have an evil agenda to replace God with a dead monkey. That much has been established for decades. They whine and whine about a "missing link" that will connect us to the monkeys, and yet *surprise* they never find any. Everytime they run across a dead something-or-other, they throw a huge fit claiming that it is the big link, and then weeks later the Truth™ comes out thanks to thinktanks such as Liberty University and Bob Jones University, who receive briefings from Landover University Department of Information. It is no different this time.

As a special liason to the Institute for Creation Research, a Godly institute set up to dispute any and all "facts" dreamed up by self-named "scientists" from MIT, Harvard, Duke, Stanford, etc who probably don't even own Bibles, our mission is to provide Biblical truth in an age where the only thing trusted is empirical proof.

Thankfully we were able to conduct a complete scientific study of the so-called "Ida" fossil without even having to see the fossil, much less touch it! Thanks to the miracle of the Internet, we were able to work up a full scientific article based solely on hearsay and conjecture -- if that isn't Biblical Creation Science, I don't know *what* is! Praise Jesus! It turns out that our exhaustive research, documented here, consists of 3 major points:

1. No one knows where the fossil was stored. The fact that it is intact means nothing if we don't know the EXACT condition of the area or areas in which this fossil was stored.

2. The fossil was purchased by an unknown person, not a well-known sensation like Pat Robertson or Pastor Deacon Fred. Since this person wasn't well-known, then this must be a fake -- otherwise, why didn't a famous person buy it?

3. Other scientists must not have the complete data because we don't either, and until they share it with us, True Christian™ scientists, we will cry "foul".

As you can see, these three points identify, without a doubt, the fossil named "Ida" as an obvious fake, and should NOT shake your faith. Disregard all media hype to the opposite, avoid listening to non-Landover-Certified scientists and you will find that your scientific advisors are, as usual, completely 100% correct. How could we not be, with the Bible to guide us?