The Landover Position on Natural Evolution

[Meek and Humble]

Re: The Landover Position on Natural Evolution

Pastor Zeke,
I can't tell you how much I thank God and our Lord Jesus Christ for you and for Landover Baptist Church every single day. Pastor, I love your illustrative talent, especially the "submission" silhouettes. This little illustration is so clear, so true, and so effective...I wonder if we could send it to Chick Publications to be made into one of their beautiful little tracts?

They have such beautiful and meaningful titles and subject matter, like:

Are Roman Catholics Christians?

and

Big Daddy?

and a personal favorite,

A Demon's Nightmare

Once again, thank you for your insight.

In Christ,
Warren

My favorite by far is "Lisa":

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a7/Ockham/lisa1.jpg

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a7/Ockham/lisa2.jpg

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a7/Ockham/lisa3.jpg

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a7/Ockham/lisa4.jpg

[Jo Freddie]

Re: The Landover Position on Natural Evolution

More lies. I've never performed the heimlich maneuver, or gone to Hell. Get your facts straight before you post, sonny jim.

Now now, all I am saying is that if image 2 in the first sequence is innocent and not of a man giving another man oral (Not that there is actually anything wrong with that if that is what you both like) then then image 2 in the second sequence is just as innocent, in fact I could go as far to say that you seem to be claiming it is a sin to help a friend that is choking.

Oh I get it , the pictures clearly show that you think it is a sin for a man to perform a sexual act with another man if they do not have hair. Why is that?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: The Landover Position on Natural Evolution

Maybe, but if that is the case can yo please explain why performing the heimlich maneuver sends you to your mythical Hell?

More lies. I've never performed the heimlich maneuver, or gone to Hell. Get your facts straight before you post, sonny jim.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: The Landover Position on Natural Evolution

Where do you get that from? I see no-one performing oral sex. You must have a very dirty mind, friend.

Maybe, but if that is the case can yo please explain why performing the heimlich maneuver sends you to your mythical Hell?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: The Landover Position on Natural Evolution

So performing oral sex it an act of your faith?

Where do you get that from? I see no-one performing oral sex. You must have a very dirty mind, friend.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: The Landover Position on Natural Evolution

So performing oral sex it an act of your faith?

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: The Landover Position on Natural Evolution

Those pictures are amazing. I laughed. I laughed hard. Good representation of your beliefs, friend.


Love
~Truth

Why are you laughing, foul atheist?

Perhaps you should look at the "Evolution Of A Sinner" part again.

[I am a Tool]

Re: The Landover Position on Natural Evolution

Those pictures are amazing. I laughed. I laughed hard. Good representation of your beliefs, friend.


Love
~Truth

[Dr. Warren Wierdsbe]

Re: The Landover Position on Natural Evolution

Pastor Zeke,
I can't tell you how much I thank God and our Lord Jesus Christ for you and for Landover Baptist Church every single day. Pastor, I love your illustrative talent, especially the "submission" silhouettes. This little illustration is so clear, so true, and so effective...I wonder if we could send it to Chick Publications to be made into one of their beautiful little tracts?

They have such beautiful and meaningful titles and subject matter, like:

Are Roman Catholics Christians?

and

Big Daddy?

and a personal favorite,

A Demon's Nightmare

Once again, thank you for your insight.

In Christ,
Warren

[Pastor Ezekiel]