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  • Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

    Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
    DODGE CALIBER KILLS NINE YEAR OLD GIRL








    My goodness! Yet another Dodge Caliber related fatality! When will Chrysler come to their senses and recall and destroy all of these evil, homosexual, murderous cars!


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    Do we really know the truth here ? Perhaps this was a prearranged homer liaison that went badly. Instead of meeting in a restroom along the freeway as they normally do, they planned to "do it" right there in plain sight ?


    Leviticus 26:27-29

    27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
    28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
    29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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    • Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

      DODGE CALIBERS THE PREFERRED VEHICLE FOR CRIMINALS AS WELL AS HOMOS



      These homo drug addicts were probably trying to find amphetamines to fuel an all night session of gay sex when they were thwarted by the Godly pharmacist.



      AKRON, Ohio -- Robbers fired a shot at employees of the Highland Square Pharmacy Monday afternoon.

      Police said in a news release that the robbery occurred about 3 p.m. at the pharmacy on Market Street. Two men entered and ordered workers to get down on the floor.

      The pharmacist pulled a gun. In response, one of the robbers fired at the employees. No one was injured, police said.

      The robbers drove away in a 2008 red Dodge Caliber south on Grand Avenue, police said.




      This obvious lesbian, driven to crime by here homo lust and Dodge Caliber ownership, is so deranged that she does not understand how firearms operate.



      According to the statement, the government's offer of proof alleged Fister entered the bank at 9:30 a.m. and handed a teller a note demanding money. She displayed an unloaded revolver to the teller and was given a sum of money — totaling $7,569, according to court documents. She fled the bank and witnesses provided police with a description of her red four-door Dodge Caliber. Further investigation led police to Fister, who turned herself in Sept. 4.

      Dodge Caliber owner and Bank Robber Sherry Fister





      In this next story, the sodomite criminals show up without a vehicle, but guess which make of car they decide to steal. I doubt I need to give any hints.



      Police are searching for three men who broke into a home in the 300 block of Capps Hill Mine Road in north Charlotte late Sunday and robbed a woman and her grandson at gunpoint. No one was injured, police said.

      The intruders then stole the victim's rental car, which police said is a 2008 Dodge Caliber with N.C. license plate XXV 9869.




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      Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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      Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

      Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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      • Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

        Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
        In this next story, the sodomite criminals show up without a vehicle, but guess which make of car they decide to steal. I doubt I need to give any hints.

        http://www.charlotteobserver.com/2009/11/16/1058593/police-search-for-3-men-in-armed.htm

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        This woman got what she deserved for renting from a sodomite owned car rental agency.


        Leviticus 26:27-29

        27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
        28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
        29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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        • Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

          You are terribly wrong, good sir. Clearly the world's gayest car is in fact a ship.



          Look at that homosexual atrocity!
          It has a rainbow and everything!
          True fact, each animal has a penis. To promote homosexuality to infect the holy land.
          Infidels!

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          • Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

            Originally posted by Redemption Denied View Post
            You are terribly wrong, good sir. Clearly the world's gayest car is in fact a ship.



            Look at that homosexual atrocity!
            It has a rainbow and everything!
            True fact, each animal has a penis. To promote homosexuality to infect the holy land.
            Infidels!
            The only thing wrong with that image is that the fags have corrupted the symbol of the rainbow so that imbeciles like you with only half a brain would think that Noah and/or his ark would be gay. Shame on you!
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

              GAY DRUG ADDICT KILLS OLD WOMAN, STEALS HER DODGE CALIBER

              My research into Dodge Calibers continues. Here is yet another sad story about death, sodomy, and this evil little Chrysler vehicle.

              KNOXVILLE - A 69-year-old woman whose body was found on a Blount County trail over the weekend was on her way to visit her daughter in Georgia when she was allegedly slain by a Sevier County man, according to police.

              The suspect, 34-year-old Tracy Lyn Fox, has been charged with criminal homicide and is being held in the Blount County Correctional Facility in lieu of $500,000 bond pending a Friday court appearance.

              Wanda D. Britt, who lived on Trentville Way in Knox County, had planned on getting her hair washed and then dropping by a bank Friday before visiting her daughter, Melissa Jones, in Georgia. When she didn't call or show up as was normal Jones reported her missing, according to a report from the Knox County Sheriff's Office.

              "... the victim never called the complainant after their talk at" 1 p.m., according to the report.

              Britt's daughter reported her missing about 10:30 p.m., and Britt's cell phone was found in a trash can at Foothills Mall in Maryville, the report notes. It wasn't immediately clear how her cell phone was recovered.

              Her body was found on a trail off Quarry Hollow Road in Blount County on Saturday, and the following day Fox was arrested in Chattanooga while in possession of her 2009 Dodge Caliber.
              Here, one of Mr. Fox's gay lovers laments his arrest.

              Posted by: garrett Location: knoxville on Oct 12, 2009 at 10:31 PM

              tracy i hope you had nothing to do with this murder, and if you did you know you will have to pay for what you did. my sympathies to the family. i knew tracy was a drug addict, but never knew he could possibly do something as terrible as this.
              Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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              Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

              Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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              • Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

                GAY DODGE CALIBER MAKES LIST OF WORST
                CARS OF THE LAST TWENTY FIVE YEARS



                It should come as no surprise any True Christian™ that the Dodge Caliber made this list. I am only shocked that it was not closer to the top, right below the Pontiac Aztek.

                9. 2006 Dodge Caliber SRT-4: Even with a turbocharged 285 hp. motor, the Caliber simply didn’t have any level of performance. It was heavy, unbalanced and the torque steer could rip your hand off the steering wheel.
                Dodge Calibers are death traps and the car of choice for queers and criminals.
                Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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                Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

                Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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                • Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

                  Thank you Professor Bessemer, for exposing the Caliber for what it was! Thankfully, that car has been discontinued, and I feel certain this is due to your efforts here.

                  Now that the Caliber is gone, however, it behooves us to identify those queermobiles which are jockeying for position to take its place.

                  I suspect the Scion IQ, seen here navigating the least straight road in the world, is a strong contender.

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                  • Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

                    Professor,

                    I was wondering how high or low would you rate the gayness of this car?

                    Thanks,

                    -RoninFaith
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                    • Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

                      Now you can make your Dodge Caliber even gayer:

                      with carlashes.
                      Last edited by Professor Bessemer; 03-05-2013, 03:15 PM. Reason: Fixed image link
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

                        a real homosexual mans car, a mitsu-tashi 3000 Grand Touring Rocket

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                        • Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

                          Can someone please fill me in how does driving a car make you gay? Does that mean since i drive a 1970 oldsmobile, as the one pictured here, i am gay?


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                          • Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

                            Originally posted by LadyBoys4Lyfe View Post
                            Can someone please fill me in how does driving a car make you gay? Does that mean since i drive a 1970 oldsmobile, as the one pictured here, i am gay?


                            http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/s...g?t=1256849252
                            No my friend, that Cutlass is one of the least gay cars I have ever seen!

                            I'm a bit concerned, however, about your user name here on this site. "LadyBoys4Lyfe" strikes me as the type of user name that could very well cause you to turn gay.

                            Have you considered changing it to something manlier or Godlier?

                            Why not call yourself "BibleReader4Life," for example?
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                            • Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

                              All of you homophobic, racist, closed minded morons, i have met people with down syndrome smarter than you, i hope you all masturbate again and cum in each others eye, you bunch of retarded sheep fuckers.

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                              • Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

                                Originally posted by LadyBoys4Lyfe View Post
                                All of you homophobic, racist, closed minded mormons, i have met people with down syndrome smarter than you, i hope you all masturbate again and cum in each others eye, you bunch of retarded sheep piffleers.
                                Dear Godmocking Maggot;

                                Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

                                Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                                5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
                                5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
                                Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

                                YIC,

                                --Pastor Ezekiel
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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