[eliot mayfield]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

http://www.topgear.com/uk/dodge/caliber

The boys at Top gear aren't afraid to call a car "gay" and i think they sum up this car pretty well:

Not how you spell calibre, and not how you design cars. An abomination on every level, named after a non-alcoholic beer

The Dodge Caliber offers the (pig ugly) looks of an SUV in the form of a poorly packaged hatchback.

Cool

There aren't really words to describe how far removed from cool the Caliber is. Anyone who buys one deserves public ridicule. And will surely get it.
(And we all know Homosexuals are masochists who love public ridicule!)

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

Vanity Fair, on it's own an EXTREMELY gay magazine, has a blog on it's website called Stick Shift (get it?) The Gay Car Blog. Well, I'm sure everyone knows what's coming next right?

http://www.vanityfair.com/online/style/2008/08/stick-shift-even-a-wizard-needs-wheels.html

Your dad’s gunning for something American like the Dodge Caliber, but while you like the fact that it has a built-in beverage cooler (useful for refrigerating—and hiding—your pink stash of TaB Energy) you hate its chintzy hard-plastic interior, and think its exterior is trying too hard to appear butch: it looks like some gross, ’roided-out muscle queen.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

And here is an image I found on a site called gaycarguy.com


Man, it really is a faggy looking little piece of crap! What a joke!

[VictoryOS]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

My gay (disowned) cousin drives a Pontiac Vibe and my nephew once wanted to buy a Honda CRX until I yelled at him enough to change his mind. I'm curious where these two cars fall on the gay list. Does anyone know?

[SUV]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

Personally, I think the voting was rigged, most likely by non-Christians

This is obviously the 'gayest' car on the road today:



The Name itself is a Dead give-away; weren't the Azteks themselves notiously "gay?" I wouldn't be surprised. Sickening

"Come away with me, Lucille
In my merry gay-mobile"

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

My gay (disowned) cousin drives a Pontiac Vibe and my nephew once wanted to buy a Honda CRX until I yelled at him enough to change his mind. I'm curious where these two cars fall on the gay list. Does anyone know?

The Honda CRX is obviously a fag's car. Only queers drive a 1990's Japanese anything!

The Pontiac Vibe is also another alarmingly gay car. The entire Pontiac "company" (really a Gay Motors division) has been queer ever since they stopped producing the first generation GTO (and not the flamboyant Judge option).

I could've sworn the gayest car ever was either the AMC Pacer, VW Beetle (New or old), the Toyota Prius, or Tata Nano.

Come to think of it, why does Landover not have a fag car list, and a heterosexual-only car list?

[James Hutchins]

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.......
The Name itself is a Dead give-away; weren't the Azteks themselves notiously "gay?" I wouldn't be surprised. Sickening
........

I have to agree, the Azt*k is gay... look at the name, it is spelled right there... Az (for glutama maximus - Greek) tek (Homer Greek for touch).

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

I'm pretty sure all Lezbeans drive Subaru's

[Wide-Open]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

the Toyota Yaris

That's how chinks pronounce "Your ass". Try it out loud a few times in that typical screechy voice they use. (and repent of course )

[James Hutchins]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

I'm pretty sure all Lezbeans drive Subaru's

They do, they do. We have a couple of those cat lickers nearby, they have TWO of them Sub-A -rus (take that word apart and find the hidden meaning. it is in there).

[Nobar King]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

What's gayer than a Dodge Caliber? Buying two thousand dollars worth of useless carbon fiber parts to make it look like Darth Vader.

[ChurchonSundays]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

And . . . ?

Nothing else to say in this thread? No pithy comment? No witty rejoinder?

Fine. Just . . . fine. I guess I'll just find another thread that has been updated to read I guess.

Well, that was hardly worth the energy it took to click on this thread.

And all gays will burn in hell, and if cars had souls, so would the Dodge Caliber.

[SUV]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

The unmitigated 'gayness' of the Aztek injuns is plain sickening.

Here's one of the homer!s now, apparently dressed to go out to a "Smart Bar"

[Father O'Malley]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

I am surprised that the Honda Element and Scion xD are not the leaders.

In my travels (in California), I witnessed these vehicles being driven predominantly by men who are afraid to hide their love of the male form.

[Father O'Malley]

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Where exactly was this restroom?

...so that I may pray for everyone who is unfortunate enough to live near such unnatural sin.