[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

Wow, that's . . . something.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

More evidence that Dodge Calibers not only can turn you gay, but that they are designed for gays.

I'm shocked Professor Bessemer missed this, but Dodge Calibers have FOLD FLAT FRONT SEATS with STAIN GUARD MATERIAL!

http://test.dodge.com/en/2009/caliber/design/seating/

The front seats basically turn into a stain-proof bed! We all know how the gays are constantly cruising for anonymous sex, so what better car to do that in but a rolling bathhouse like the Caliber!

Did you get some filthy "male issue" on the seats during your unholy coupling? No problem! Simply wipe the seats down with a damp cloth and your ready to cruise for more gay sex with total strangers!

THE PEOPLE AT DODGE ARE HEADED STRAIGHT TO HELL FOR THIS ABOMINABLE FAGMOBLIE!

[iamtehstan]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

Id really like to know to what everyone on this forum drives, just to measure all your hypocracy on a queerness scale.
But then again, I highly doubt a bunch a fake christians talking about queers all day long will be honnest.

I can tell you this. My 300 Horsepower Caliber will leave your christian asses clueless in a smoke cloud, wondering what the hell just happenned as you try to get your little Toyota Corolla's past 60 up a hill.

Afterwards, I will satisfy myself to piffleing my hot girlfriend ***satanic word deleted*** in the rear hatch, where there's more than enough room to do so. Hell maybe, I'll get her to bring along her hot female friend to get in on it as well, theres more than enough room.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

Friend, our Escalades and Hummers have double the horses than your silly 300 gay ponies.

Stop pretending to be straight. People who want to brag about their sexual prowess are trying to hide something.

[iamtehstan]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

Friend, our Escalades and Hummers have double the horses than your silly 300 gay ponies.

Stop pretending to be straight. People who want to brag about their sexual prowess are trying to hide something.

Unfortunately, they don't ..maybe a little research wouldn't do you any harm...

And it's not the people that brag about their sexual prowess I would be concerned about, it's the people that are afraid of the gays that end of leaving their wife at 50 for another guy.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

Unfortunately, they don't ..maybe a little research wouldn't do you any harm...

And it's not the people that brag about their sexual prowess I would be concerned about, it's the people that are afraid of the gays that end of leaving their wife at 50 for another guy.

Friend, why are you here? Don't you want to know about Jesus?

Genesis 24:12
And he said O LORD God of my master Abraham, I pray thee, send me good speed this day, and shew kindness unto my master Abraham.

[iamtehstan]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

What does a Dodge Caliber have to do with Jesus? Why are you here?

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

Id really like to know to what everyone on this forum drives, just to measure all your hypocracy on a queerness scale.
But then again, I highly doubt a bunch a fake christians talking about queers all day long will be honnest.

I can tell you this. My 300 Horsepower Caliber will leave your christian asses clueless in a smoke cloud, wondering what the hell just happenned as you try to get your little Toyota Corolla's past 60 up a hill.

Afterwards, I will satisfy myself to piffleing my hot girlfriend ***satanic word deleted*** in the rear hatch, where there's more than enough room to do so. Hell maybe, I'll get her to bring along her hot female friend to get in on it as well, theres more than enough room.

My 4X4 Ford can crush your fagmobile anyday.

Did you know Jesus drives a pickup truck? It's true! Maybe if you trade in that Queeropean Fiat Caliber for a real car, God will have mercy on you!

[iamtehstan]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

My 4X4 Ford can crush your fagmobile anyday.

Did you know Jesus drives a pickup truck? It's true! Maybe if you trade in that Queeropean Fiat Caliber for a real car, God will have mercy on you!

Can't keep up though. Funny how my car that is so much smaller than your truck has more power eh?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

Can't keep up though. Funny how my car that is so much smaller than your truck has more power eh?

I've read your posts, and you are certainly header for Hell. You have admitted that you are a fornicator:

Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.

What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?
1st Corinthians 6 18:19

Also, since drive a Dodge Caliber, you'll be a filthy sodomite any day now. And then you'll start "laying with" other men, probably in that queer car of yours:

If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
Leviticus 20:13

And you are also guilty of the sin of pride, but even that is false pride, because you're proud of your plastic POS Caliber.

And as far as what I drive? Check my signature pal. My G550 will blow your little crap car off the road!

[Wide-Open]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

Can't keep up though. Funny how my car that is so much smaller than your truck has more power eh?

I just found a rolling road printout of your car.

No surprises there Stan.

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[iamtehstan]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

I just found a rolling road printout of your car.

No surprises there Stan.

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Wouldnt drawing a penis, making a mockery out of it, then laughing at someone be a sin?

Maybe we will drink to your nonsense in hell together

[James Hutchins]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

Id really like to know to what everyone on this forum drives, just to measure all your hypocracy on a queerness scale...............

I run a Kenworth son. I could drive over that gay Homermobile of yours and nary feel a bump.

Afterwards, I will satisfy myself to piffleing my hot girlfriend ***satanic word deleted*** in the rear hatch, where there's more than enough room to do so. Hell maybe, I'll get her to bring along her hot female friend to get in on it as well, theres more than enough room

You sister's boyfriend may be your idea of a "hot girlfriend" but Homer-sexual truckstop gloryholers like you are not nor ever will be True Christians.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

Wouldnt drawing a penis, making a mockery out of it, then laughing at someone be a sin?

You do see tallywackers everywhere don't you? No surprises there.

Maybe we will drink to your nonsense in hell together

The chances that I go to hell are, quite frankly, zero.

I'm a True Christian™, and therefor, I can not sin. If I would sin, I would never have been Saved® in the first place.

Good luck with your Fiat Neon.

PS: and if you really think a Mitsu TD04 can ever produce 300 BHP, you, um, have been had.

[iamtehstan]

Re: Dodge Caliber - The World's Gayest Car!

You do see tallywackers everywhere don't you? No surprises there.



The chances that I go to hell are, quite frankly, zero.

I'm a True Christian™, and therefor, I can not sin. If I would sin, I would never have been Saved® in the first place.

Good luck with your Fiat Neon.

PS: and if you really think a Mitsu TD04 can ever produce 300 BHP, you, um, have been had.

wtf are you talking about? Its not an aftermark TD04 dumbass. Get your facts straight. Its 285 HP from factory, pushing 10Lbs of boost..not really a far stretch to get 15 more HP right? At 15lbs of boost, im pushing 300hp/300Trq...not bad for a fiat queermobile? lol