[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: Cannabis & God

See children, this is what happens when you "toke" on a "reefer," you go insane.

I agree with you 100% Brother Eliot! For years I did every single kind of drug imaginable. My mind was so screwed up and I lost touch with reality.

NOW, ever since I have become sober, I have accepted the reality of SPACESHIP JESUS, who is both man and machine, coming for all of us December 21, 2012 to stop the illusions spread by Ghost Shark, and he commands all of us to stay in HOTELS so that magnificient Hwatt energy can beam across star to star to empower Supermen like Hulk Hogan and Bruce Lee who are acting in the Will of Spaceship Jesus, and we will then impregnate Paris Hilton who will give birth through her glorious squid-vagina, a Thousand-Headed Baby which will float through outer space spreading the word of Spaceship Jesus to alien civilizations in distant galaxies far, far away...

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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NOW, ever since I have become sober, I have accepted the reality of SPACESHIP JESUS, who is both man and machine, coming for all of us December 21, 2012 to stop the illusions spread by Ghost Shark, and he commands all of us to stay in HOTELS so that magnificient Hwatt energy can beam across star to star to empower Supermen like Hulk Hogan and Bruce Lee who are acting in the Will of Spaceship Jesus, and we will then impregnate Paris Hilton who will give birth through her glorious squid-vagina, a Thousand-Headed Baby which will float through outer space spreading the word of Spaceship Jesus to alien civilizations in distant galaxies far, far away...

I'm glad to see you have no lingering effects from all those purple dots. Would someone page Bobby-Joe, please? I'd like to speak to him in my office.

[jmarie56]

Re: Cannabis & God

You say you are more open minded, but I disagree. In fact, your very presence here simply illustrates my point that it turns you lazy. You have nothing better to do with your time than to debate the legality of weed and the cost to your soul on a True Christian™ forum that is here for the praise of God, not the debating of your so-called mind expanding substances.

Marijuana did not turn me lazy. I am a good wife and i cook and clean every single day and i am also in college making a living for myself i indulge in smoking canabis daily and im not lazy not at all

[Johnnyboy]

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Marijuana did not turn me lazy. I am a good wife and i cook and clean every single day and i am also in college making a living for myself i indulge in smoking canabis daily and im not lazy not at all

First of all, do you have children? If so,do you want them growing up in a home with marijuana in it? Secondly, for every hour you spend "high", thats valuable time taken away from caring for your familys needs. Also, it takes time away from doing The Lords work. Finally, a side affect from taking marijuana is a phenominon known as "the munchies". All the money spent on junk food such as twinkies, do nuts, and Little Debbie snack cakes, is money taken away from your tithes. Don't you really think that wasted money could be better spent here at LBC?

[jmarie56]

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oh yes im sure it would be much better spent else where such as your church. Ive actually read up on health effects and i am debating on quiting. As for my children they are aware that marijuana is not ok to smoke untill you are an adult and can make your own decisions i have stressed this their entire lives. When i smoke my "pot" i dont waste the time i do things that are useful such as washing dishes vaccuming the living room and bedrooms and by the time i do that its about an hour gone by and my high is gone and i start to cook dinner then i smoke marijuana do the dinner dished tuck my babies in take a shower pray then sleep

[Johnnyboy]

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oh yes im sure it would be much better spent else where such as your church. Ive actually read up on health effects and i am debating on quiting. As for my children they are aware that marijuana is not ok to smoke untill you are an adult and can make your own decisions i have stressed this their entire lives. When i smoke my "pot" i dont waste the time i do things that are useful such as washing dishes vaccuming the living room and bedrooms and by the time i do that its about an hour gone by and my high is gone and i start to cook dinner then i smoke marijuana do the dinner dished tuck my babies in take a shower pray then sleep

jmarie,

As far as your children seeing you break the law of the land on a daily basis, do you really think they're going to pay any attention to what you stress as far waiting until they're adults? No way. They will be bound to follow you're bad example. There is no way you an raise your children with a "Do as I say, not as I do" attitude. Also, what would you tell them if they started taking cocaine or meth? You can't differenciate between "good" and "bad" illegal drugs. I pray that you seriously reconsider your drug use, for your childrens sake, as well as your own.

[jmarie56]

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jmarie,

As far as your children seeing you break the law of the land on a daily basis, do you really think they're going to pay any attention to what you stress as far waiting until they're adults? No way. They will be bound to follow you're bad example. There is no way you an raise your children with a "Do as I say, not as I do" attitude. Also, what would you tell them if they started taking cocaine or meth? You can't differenciate between "good" and "bad" illegal drugs. I pray that you seriously reconsider your drug use, for your childrens sake, as well as your own.

thats is a very well put point i never really thought of it that way.
I suppose your right we were all young once and i know whats going on they are letting it go in one ear and out the other. you know sir you are a good man i very much appreciate your advice as though i would have never thought it serious enough to stop smoking. I am going to follow your advice for the sake of my children and my family reconsidering my drug usage is probably the best thing for me right now

[Johnnyboy]

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thats is a very well put point i never really thought of it that way.
I suppose your right we were all young once and i know whats going on they are letting it go in one ear and out the other. you know sir you are a good man i very much appreciate your advice as though i would have never thought it serious enough to stop smoking. I am going to follow your advice for the sake of my children and my family reconsidering my drug usage is probably the best thing for me right now

Put yourself in The Lords hands. My prayers are with you and your family.

[jmarie56]

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Put yourself in The Lords hands. My prayers are with you and your family.

thank you Johnnyboy I hope you find the right wife for you! God Bless

[father yella]

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thats is a very well put point i never really thought of it that way.
I suppose your right we were all young once and i know whats going on they are letting it go in one ear and out the other. you know sir you are a good man i very much appreciate your advice as though i would have never thought it serious enough to stop smoking. I am going to follow your advice for the sake of my children and my family reconsidering my drug usage is probably the best thing for me right now

after reading your posts it seems obvious that you are a slovenly waster with a bad attitude. it i no wonder your husband has taken another.

[Johnnyboy]

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after reading your posts it seems obvious that you are a slovenly waster with a bad attitude. it i no wonder your husband has taken another.

Why do you say this? She is a woman who has clearly seen the error of her ways and is trying to change her life for the better. I, for one, am willing to give her the benefit of the doubt and help her anyway possible. This IS a Christian forum,after all.

[father yella]

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Why do you say this? She is a woman who has clearly seen the error of her ways and is trying to change her life for the better. I, for one, am willing to give her the benefit of the doubt and help her anyway possible. This IS a Christian forum,after all.

so you are sugesting we start forgiving sinners now brother?

[Tertius The Scribe]

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so you are sugesting we start forgiving sinners now brother?

If they truly repent, yes, you vengeful Cathylick evilutionist.
(Otherwise, we have license to stone the nonbelievers.)

[father yella]

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If they truly repent, yes, you vengeful Cathylick evilutionist.
(Otherwise, we have license to stone the nonbelievers.)

i am no cathylick brother. i am a true christian and proud of it.

[Johnnyboy]

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If they truly repent, yes, you vengeful Cathylick evilutionist.
(Otherwise, we have license to stone the nonbelievers.)

Thank you.