Proof of Noah's Ark: Eight People on the Ark. Eight Human Blood Types.

[Madame Frottage]

The Ark looks like the [demented fornicatory urges removed by your friendly moderator]

This is to notify the authorities here at Landover Baptist I have found Jesus and will engage in more self-abuse.

[Adam Fag]

The ark is a space ship. It was parked at Mars once we were safe on Earth. It could be used more than once.

The Ark

Note large jet at rear ......^

[Romeo Rovagnati]

That's looks like more a fertility site for Pagan rituals.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

There is compelling photographic evidence that Noah may have visited the Moon.



If you zoom in closely you can make out clear distinctive features - possibly a buried Yeti. Checkmate.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Finally, Noah Ark has been found. To all the atheists who have treated the Ark as "folk history" or "myth," pox on you. This team has an x-ray camera. They took the camera to a boat-like formation on Mr. Ararat. Then, looking into the earth, they saw pathways and angles that do not appear in nature: BINGO, the ark.

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[MitzaLizalor]

I noticed in the piece some nonsense about twenty million years. "OK," I thought. "Noah was abiding in The Ark ca19997974.BC."

Continuing on in that framework—just because it's the one they were using—and hoping to understand their position, suddenly they bring up the Rhesus factor.



"Huh?" Talk about hoist by their own petard! Presumably either Noah or one of the boys had married a rhesus monkey, possibly on The Ark as a widower, or taken one as a concubine. Unless both Mrs Noah and one of her sons were rhesus monkeys. And here's the rub: according to their own paradigm RHESUS MONKEYS DID NOT EXIST 20 MILLION YEARS AGO.

So how could they be on The Ark?

[Johny Joe Hold]

In basketball, it would be called a "slam dunk." In science, same thing. Since way back, pointy-headed professors have been trying to "prove" there was no world flood and no Noah's Ark. That's over. Now we know there are only eight types of blood, A, B etc. There were eight individuals on the Ark. Do I need to count them? Noah, his wife, three sons with one wife each. Each of these people passed down his/her own blood type. Satan and his atheist friends are not going to like this.

The explosive Bible theory that links Noah's ark to the eight modern blood types in humans