Will AI replace the Jews? Or are they running AI?

[Madame Frottage]

Whenever I have my wine and cheese cocktail hours by the old Rue St. Benard - there's only one thing that stinks up the alley, and that is the common joo. It makes sense they circumcise, because I can tell joos do not shower! Mon Dieu

Which is why I wonder, at risk of being a forward thinking futurist - will this nifty AI gazoo replace the joo? Jews have enjoyed the reputation for centuries of being clever know-it-alls - facts and figures come easy to them by the tip of their crooked nose. But now, anything I want to know, I can type into Google and the AI magically whips up a coherent answer in seconds! I can see the Jews feel threatened by this invention, which is why they are panicking about becoming redundant and invading Palestine to compensate for their severed manhoods.

Of course...maybe I'm just ten steps behind! O.O Maybe the Jews are the ones running the AI show. In which case, I should make my Google inquiries with a grain of salt. The calming effects of a soothing AI driven answer to my life's issues could just be so I may lower my guard and make it easy for them stick their greedy choo choos into my bank account!

So? What's the solution here? I think it's time I stop looking to Google for answers, and look into my Bible for life answers. Of course, I think it was a Jew who sold me my Bible at a discounted rate.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Of course, I think it was a Jew who sold me my Bible at a discounted rate.

There's your mistake. Mme Ponce. Only purchase an approved Trump bible else you risk reading passages that may have been altered by Satan.

[Cranky Old Man]

AI is a waste of time. AI was clearly created by Disney to fill our children with even more garbage. I blame Obama.

Stick to the original, the King James Holy Bible! Created by the most intelligent being in the universe: God!

[Johny Joe Hold]

AI is a waste of time. AI was clearly created by Disney to fill our children with even more garbage. I blame Obama.

Stick to the original, the King James Holy Bible! Created by the most intelligent being in the universe: God!

Let's run through the atheists who gave us AI and see if there is hope. Al Gore invented the internet. They Mark Zuckerberg and Bill Gates made billions. Not one of them thanked Jesus. Satan has to be behind AI.