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  • #31
    Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories

    How do u explain the bit about the Earth being 4.5 Billion years old - show me the proof from your babble if you have the gonards!

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    • #32
      Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      According to the discredited loser demoncrat Al Gore, we are all going to die any day now because Greenland is melting. (I wonder why God named it "Greenland" if He wanted it covered in ice?)

      Now a tinfoil hat wearing cannuck is taking it even further down the road of idiocy. THIS is just another example of how much the tree-huggers hate Jesus.



      First they force gay marriage on everyone, now this. Will the depravity of cannuckistan never cease?
      For sure it will not cease, Pastor Ezekiel. Not until all the heathens in Canuckistan are properly rounded up and.....umm....taken care of. Yeah. That's it. Properly taken care of.

      We can only hope that the Godly Prime Minister Harper will make some much needed change in the dreadfully heathen-filled Canuckistan.

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      • #33
        Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories

        Originally posted by bonzo2 View Post
        How do u explain the bit about the Earth being 4.5 Billion years old - show me the proof from your babble if you have the gonards!
        What on earth do you mean? The earth isn't 4.5 billion years old, so there's no way we could prove that, with God's word or anything else. Next you'll be asking us for Biblical proof that the sky is green, grass is blue, and Democrats are trustworthy!
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • #34
          Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories

          Of course, a Christian gal like me doesn't understand science (unless it has to do with baking). But my big big concern is how this global warming stuff might lower the resale value of my Hummer H2. I was hoping to get a new one as soon as I get my bonus check. Should I wait to trade it in or just go for it?

          PS What are the chances I could sue Al Gore for falsely lowering the value of my Hummer?
          Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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          • #35
            Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories

            Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
            Of course, a Christian gal like me doesn't understand science (unless it has to do with baking). But my big big concern is how this global warming stuff might lower the resale value of my Hummer H2. I was hoping to get a new one as soon as I get my bonus check. Should I wait to trade it in or just go for it?

            PS What are the chances I could sue Al Gore for falsely lowering the value of my Hummer?
            You're in luck, Mother Glynndie!

            Today, GM announced the new Hummer Hybrid! I received this email today (I'm on their email list for Hummer announcements):

            Over the past few months, General Motors has received many emails, letters, and telephone calls from concerned customers like you. Some, having watched Al Gore's An Inconvenient Truth, are concerned about releasing too much CO2 into the atmosphere. Others expressed fears that disruptions in the oil supply could wreak havoc with your long-distance vacationing plans. Finally, some noted that the resale values of Hummers were falling off, as Americans move toward more fuel-efficient vehicles.

            We at GM have heard your concerns, and are proud to announce the new H4: Hummer Hybrid.

            Built primarily of aluminum alloys instead of steel, the far lighter Hummer H4 is sized just like the H2, with all the power and luxury features GM customers expect and deserve in a paramilitary vehicle. Being so massive, the loss of a tiny amount of the cavernous trunk to batteries seems a small sacrifice when you know you're helping the environment and simultaneously ensuring a high resale value. As if you'll ever want to part with it!

            The new H4 uses gasoline, E85, pure ethanol, OR biodiesel! The ultimate flex-fuel vehicle, this baby will never leave you stranded in case of a shortage or riot. Just toss whatever's handy -- cheap booze, a McDonald's Supersized Happy Meal, or a couple of large lesbians (all easily found at the forefront of any looting or rioting action) -- into the on-board Bio-Diesel extractor, and you're good to go!

            Thanks to regenerative braking, solar panels across the entire exterior, and its light weight, the new Hummer Hybrid achieves a mindbending 12 miles per gallon -- DOUBLE the fuel efficiency of the regular H2!

            We at GM know that you will be eager to test drive a Hummer Hybrid, and look forward to seeing you at our invitation-only Hummer Hybrid "Hummerpalooza" this Saturday, March 17! [dealer details clipped]

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            • #36
              Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories

              a hybrid hummer? oh my! we aren't slaughtering thousands of iraqi's in the loving name of christ to conserve gas.. i certainly hope that fails.

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              • #37
                Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories

                Global Warming was disproved a long time ago. Secular scientists even admit that the Earth goes through natural cycles of warming and cooling. Man had nothing to do with it. The Earth should begin to cool again by 2010.

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                • #38
                  Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories

                  Originally posted by Daniel View Post
                  Global Warming was disproved a long time ago. Secular scientists even admit that the Earth goes through natural cycles of warming and cooling. Man had nothing to do with it. The Earth should begin to cool again by 2010.

                  It will cool again if we do something about the air pollution.

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                  • #39
                    Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories

                    Originally posted by Peter View Post
                    It will cool again if we do something about the air pollution.
                    On the contrary, the decreased amount of fine particles in the air will no longer reflect sunlight. It's called global dimming.

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                    • #40
                      Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories

                      Originally posted by Peter View Post
                      It will cool again if we do something about the air pollution.
                      BUT, some radical scientists think we can make the earth cooler with MORE pollution

                      There's the artificial "volcano" that shoots gigatons of sulfur high into the air, the space "sunshade" made of trillions of little reflectors between Earth and sun that would slightly lower the planet's temperature, the forest of ugly artificial "trees" that would suck carbon dioxide out of the air and the "Geritol solution" in which iron dust is dumped into the ocean.
                      Scientists warm to 'crazy' ideas
                      http://www.latimes.com/business/printedition/la-fi-climate20mar20,1,3410457.story
                      Plans for saving Earth include artificial volcanoes and 'trees' -- even space sunshades.


                      So is global warming caused by pollution, or perhaps, cured by it?

                      V
                      Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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                      • #41
                        Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories

                        Originally posted by Brother V View Post
                        BUT, some radical scientists think we can make the earth cooler with MORE pollution

                        I think we should stop polluting the earth.
                        The scientists you talk about want to block al the sunlight, but that's bad for all living creatures because then the air is toxic.

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                        • #42
                          Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories

                          Originally posted by Peter View Post
                          I think we should stop polluting the earth.
                          The scientists you talk about want to block al the sunlight, but that's bad for all living creatures because then the air is toxic.
                          Where does the Bible support any of this, friend?
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                          • #43
                            Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories

                            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                            Where does the Bible support any of this, friend?
                            Nowhere, but it isn't because the bible doesn't mention it that it isn't true.

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                            • #44
                              Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories

                              Originally posted by Peter View Post
                              Nowhere, but it isn't because the bible doesn't mention it that it isn't true.
                              Why are you even here? You come to God's favourite forum to tells us that what we believe isn't even true? You're just jealous because you have no idea what the nature of the universe is. To "How did it begin?" science answers "Probably by accident,". To "How will it end?" science answers "Probably by accident,". I don't know about you, but the accidental life just isn't worth living.

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                              • #45
                                Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories

                                Originally posted by Daniel View Post
                                Why are you even here? You come to God's favourite forum to tells us that what we believe isn't even true? You're just jealous because you have no idea what the nature of the universe is. To "How did it begin?" science answers "Probably by accident,". To "How will it end?" science answers "Probably by accident,". I don't know about you, but the accidental life just isn't worth living.
                                I'm here to debate. Scientists do research and that's how they know the universe began with the big bang. I don't believe the bible, because the bible is many times proven wrong.
                                btw: God doesn't exist, it's just a story someone made up. Long ago there was no science to prove certain things, so people made up something and then said that they knew the answer. After that science proved that there is no god.

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