[OnYourKnees]

Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories

I will just laft at your face ....when you will not able to put gas in your Hummers , when somes shores will be flooded by the melt poles

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And I this time , you even won't see that we were right ....you will said : OH IT'S THE GREAT APOCALYSPE ...GOD IS THERE TO PUNISH US


TAKE COVER

Do you even know where Iowa is?

Look at a map. While Europe will be largely underwater and Canada will be a wasteland of death, Iowa will be enjoying wonderful weather, with great fields of corn growing to be made into ethanol to power our flex-fuel Hummers.

I'll make it easy. Iowa is the one marked IA. (Go north from Texas - TX - to Nebraska - NE - and then east.) Notice how it's far from any oceans.

[Brother John]

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Personally, I do believe that global warming is a fact. However, Earth goes through various cycles, also those of temperature. As far as I'm concerned this heating up is part of natural events, and the effect of humans on it is minimal to none.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Nutjob "Global Warming" Theories

I will just laft at your face ....when you will not able to put gas in your Hummers , when somes shores will be flooded by the melt poles

....

And I this time , you even won't see that we were right ....you will said : OH IT'S THE GREAT APOCALYSPE ...GOD IS THERE TO PUNISH US

Vous le shien dans la blibotech! Hahahahahah! sur dans sur papilion! mon bleu!@...


There. Now you know how we feel.

[Freedom way (On Moderation)]

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Look
First , I don't care where you live, it's not your little field that matter, is the hole world , I don't care about that you are save in your little church ,I try to save humains lives( and this is not the unique effect of global warming: there's a lot more ....)

and pretty funny sister maria ... .now we are at the same level ... you can continu the debat in that language...I'm able to understand ..if you try to say really something later ..

[Bobby-Joe]

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Look
First , I don't care where you live, it's not your little field that matter, is the hole world , I don't care about that you are save in your little church ,I try to save humains lives( and this is not the unique effect of global warming: there's a lot more ....)

Again friend you only look at the "big picture" and not THE BIG PICTURE. The BIG PICTURE is Jesus is going to keep us TRUE Christians all safe while He destroys the unsaved with global warming. This is why we say there is no such thing as Global Warming, it won't effect us.

[Brother Temperance]

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Look
First , I don't care where you live, it's not your little field that matter, is the hole world , I don't care about that you are save in your little church ,I try to save humains lives( and this is not the unique effect of global warming: there's a lot more ....)

What's the point? GOD is only going to kill everyone in the entire world sooner or later anyway, so wouldn't you be better off looking at the long term and trying to save their souls instead?

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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I will just laft at your face ....when you will not able to put gas in your Hummers , when somes shores will be flooded by the melt poles

....

And I this time , you even won't see that we were right ....you will said : OH IT'S THE GREAT APOCALYSPE ...GOD IS THERE TO PUNISH US


TAKE COVER

There is a simple experiment that school age children can perform easily in their mommies' kitchen. Go to the cabinet and take out the largest glass you can find and fill it half full with water. Next go to your mommies' refrigerator and take out some ice cubes from the freezer. Put ice cubes in the glass until the water level comes almost to the top of the glass. Now take a marker and draw a line where the water level is. After that you can go do your homework and come back several hours later after all the ice in the glass has melted. Where is the water level now? It is lower than it was when the ice was frozen. This is because ice expands when it freezes (which most children that were home schooled already know). This means that all the ice underneath the earth's ice caps could melt and the sea level would actually decrease.

Now let's take this a bit further and assume, for the sake of argument, that Al Gore and his alleged scientists are correct in their fears that the earth is warming. When the earth warms it evaporates more water from the lakes and oceans. That water vapor rises in the atmosphere to form clouds. Clouds naturally block the sun's radiation and the earth cools right back down again. The Lord Jesus has provided a natural thermostat for the benefit of mankind. Glory!

The true agenda of Al Gore and the UN is to return the people of the world to a subsistence living standard comparable to the Middle Ages and resurrect Godless communism under the rule of the UN. This is what is really meant by the "New World Order". We True Christian™ Baptists do not believe this is "Freedom way" and will work tirelessly to expose the work of Satan and his messengers (like Al Gore).

[Freedom way (On Moderation)]

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You don't seem to know that South pole Is an land cover by snow ...

[WickedWitch]

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Vous le shien dans la blibotech! Hahahahahah! sur dans sur papilion! mon bleu!@...


There. Now you know how we feel.

*Cackles histerically* Oh my f*ck, Sister!! That was... *Bursts into laughter* If I were allowed to give you rep for that, I frigging would!!

[BornAgain]

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http://www.landoverbaptist.org/sermons/colon.html

My favorite sermon on the matter of Global Warming. A must-read for all the liberal sissies who blame humans for it.

And it's only going to continue until Jesus comes back, PRAISE!

[Wash O'Hanley]

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It is shocking that such insane degenerates would make it to such high positions in the Canadian government.

I HOPE global warming is real because it means that Christian, Conservative, proponents of big business can finally do their part in advancing the day in which all Christian members of Landover Baptist will be brought to heaven to be with our beloved baby Jesus and God. Since Christianity is 100% correct and there is absolutely no chance that our religion is wrong (it has been scientifically proven by Baptist scientists at the Landover Research and Book Immolation Center, look it up), I suggest all Christians take part in the glory of Global Warming. If that means throwing your big gulp cup out the window of your Hummer, taking city streets for long distance drives rather than High Ways or letting some of our precious Iraqi gold spill into the sewer when you're done loading up your gas-cow, let-er-rip!

I cannot stress how glorious it will be when Jesus beams us up into heaven so that we may look down on all of the worthless sub-human filth (people that aren't Landover Baptist Christians) as they develop terminal skin cancer and other hilarious diseases.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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You don't seem to know that South pole Is an land cover by snow ...

The continent of Antarctica (South pole) contains approximately 90% of the world's ice and 68% of its water. The weight of all the ice (and snow) has actually submerged the continent about 2,000 feet below sea level. Very little snow actually falls in the Antarctic. The annual precipitation is so low it could be considered the world's largest desert.

The summertime high temperatures in Antarctica average around -70 degrees F. There is going to have to be one hell of a "global warming" for any of this ice to melt. With the increasing number of sinners coming to this board refusing to be saved we are well on our way.

We are eternally grateful that our Godly President GWB refused to sign the Kyoto treaty that was designed to impoverish every American. Glory!

What kind of schools do they have in France? Are people like you allowed to vote?

[Peter]

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The continent of Antarctica (South pole) contains approximately 90% of the world's ice and 68% of its water. The weight of all the ice (and snow) has actually submerged the continent about 2,000 feet below sea level. Very little snow actually falls in the Antarctic. The annual precipitation is so low it could be considered the world's largest desert.

The summertime high temperatures in Antarctica average around -70 degrees F. There is going to have to be one hell of a "global warming" for any of this ice to melt. With the increasing number of sinners coming to this board refusing to be saved we are well on our way.

We are eternally grateful that our Godly President GWB refused to sign the Kyoto treaty that was designed to impoverish every American. Glory!

What kind of schools do they have in France? Are people like you allowed to vote?

There are other places on earth that are also covered in ice.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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There are two verses in the Holy Bible that address this "global warming" hogwash quite directly. I'd like to share them with you here.

Psalm 24:1 The earth is the LORD's, and the fulness thereof; the world, and they that dwell therein.
24:2 For he hath founded it upon the seas, and established it upon the floods.

Genesis 8:22 While the earth remaineth, seedtime and harvest, and cold and heat, and summer and winter, and day and night shall not cease.

Both of these verses are very clear; God owns the earth and is responsible for everything on it. As long as God withholds His hand from utterly destroying the earth, He promises us that all of the seasons shall remain intact.

Now who are you going to trust? God Almighty, or that pathological and notorious liar Al Gore?

The fact is, it's all phony baloney. The fluctuation of temperature is real, and the temperatures have risen somewhat the last few years…. This is cyclical and has been since God created the earth.

Now how long will the earth remain? It will remain until the new heavens and the new earth come. And that won't happen until, well, over in the last two chapters of the Bible--after the tribulation, after the thousand-year reign of Christ, then new heavens and new earth. Why? Because the former things are passed away. The earth will go up in dissolution from severe heat. The environmentalists will be really shook up then, because God is going to blow it all away, and bring down new heavens and new earth. We know all this for a fact. GLORY!!

In recent years since Al Gore "invented the Internets" and then accelerated global warming, our world has been in turmoil.

The promoters of this alarmism include the United Nations, which is no friend of the U.S. or Jesus, liebral politicians, radical environmentalists, false Christians, Hellywood and pseudo-scientists.

That Al Gore is about as much a scientist as I am.

Rest easy Brothers in Christ. No True Christian™ has anything to worry about, outside of how rare our porterhouse steaks should be barbecued by our wives/servants tonight.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Now we're talking. THIS group of Brits has uncovered the lies being spread by Al Gore and his band of drug-crazed tree huggers. They've made a documentary to counter that joo-financed rubbish being spread around by the demoncrats.

God works in mysterious ways.