[usizss]

Re: There is no hell, start enjoying yourselves

Actually there is Hell. Luke 12.



4 And I say unto you my friends, Be not afraid of them that kill the body, and after that have no more that they can do.
5 But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

[Didymus Much]

Re: There is no hell, start enjoying yourselves

I got an education.

Did you keep the receipt?

[ScienceisforFools]

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You seem to know a lot. How did you get so smart?

I got an education.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: There is no hell, start enjoying yourselves

I don't much like religious fanatics, I think they are the bane of society to be honest. Religion, I guess it can be ok, but I just had someone tell me little children that die have been sent to hell by god because of their "lifestyle choices", can you blame people for getting annoyed at that, or do you believe sh*t like that yourself?

Why do you blame God for the Satanic lifestyle choices of some stupid dead kids?

[Marshall]

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I wouldn't doubt it. Satan is a jerk and anythings possible where Hell and damnation is concerned.

[Mark Antony]

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Hell is full of people who don't believe in Hell.

I heard a story that everyone in Hell is induvidually convinced that thier own personal prescence there is a kind of bureaucratic mixup, a huge, cosmic mistake - and that Satan has spread the word that exactly ONE of them is correct.

It's apparently part of the Aeternal Torment...

[Marshall]

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Hell is full of people who don't believe in Hell.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I just had someone tell me little children that die have been sent to hell by god because of their "lifestyle choices", can you blame people for getting annoyed at that, or do you believe sh*t like that yourself?

Only people who have accepted Jesus as their Savior* can go to Heaven. Most children lack the intellectual capacity to understand good, evil, and Salvation; therefore, they go to Hell.

There is no "age of accountability" in the Bible.

*Accepting Jesus as Savior means recognizing that every time you sin -- that is, break any one of God's 600+ commandments -- you cause God unbelievable agony. He has no choice but to punish any sin you may commit -- working on a Sunday, telling your mother that her huge behind DOESN'T make her outfit look fat, sneaking a cookie before dinner against Mom's orders -- by casting you into Hell, the Lake of Fire, where you will live forever being burned alive.

You have to tell Jesus that you realize you're a vile and disgusting sinner and worthless garbage who deserves to burn for eternity, and beg Him to take away your sins.

A child simply can't do that because he lacks understanding. So, if your 3-year-old cousin dies in a car wreck, you can be certain God will torture him forever and ever, Amen.

[Nobar King]

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I just had someone tell me little children that die have been sent to hell by god because of their "lifestyle choices"

When you die and go to hell are you going to ask for a different answer?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I don't much like religious fanatics, I think they are the bane of society to be honest. Religion, I guess it can be ok, but I just had someone tell me little children that die have been sent to hell by god because of their "lifestyle choices", can you blame people for getting annoyed at that, or do you believe sh*t like that yourself?

Then why are you here? No one invited you, and you certainly aren't welcome.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Everyone on here seems to hate the world so much. It's not very Christian if you ask me.

James 4:4: Ye adulterers and adulteresses, know ye not that the friendship of the world is enmity with God? whosoever therefore will be a friend of the world is the enemy of God.

So are you trying to tell us that it's not very Christian to follow God's Word? What are you, a Catholic?

[Bobby-Joe]

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I don't much like religious fanatics, I think they are the bane of society to be honest. Religion, I guess it can be ok, but I just had someone tell me little children that die have been sent to hell by god because of their "lifestyle choices", can you blame people for getting annoyed at that, or do you believe sh*t like that yourself?

People hate us TRUE Christians because they hate Jesus and we are the only way they can attack Christ. Maybe if you would stop your girlish crying you pillow biting man-elf and started thinking you might wake up to the fact you are on a greased poll to Hell. You can't ask for Christ's forgiveness when you have Satan's tallywacker stuffed down your throat. Repent before it is too late you horrible sinner!

[Stan'sSalve]

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You seem to know a lot. How did you get so smart?

I don't much like religious fanatics, I think they are the bane of society to be honest. Religion, I guess it can be ok, but I just had someone tell me little children that die have been sent to hell by god because of their "lifestyle choices", can you blame people for getting annoyed at that, or do you believe sh*t like that yourself?

[Brother Enoch]

Re: There is no hell, start enjoying yourselves

Everyone on here seems to hate the world so much. It's not very Christian if you ask me. Isn't it supposed to be the devil that plants hatred within a person's soul? Maybe you are on here doing the Devils work. If you were good people, you would want people to be united together, no matter what they believe, or who they want to f*ck. At the end of the day, I have one more word for you - EVOLUTION!

Oh, I do enjoy myself. Immensely. I enjoy the true knowledge that sinners like you will forever burn in agony in the pit of Hell.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: There is no hell, start enjoying yourselves

Everyone on here seems to hate the world so much. It's not very Christian if you ask me. Isn't it supposed to be the devil that plants hatred within a person's soul? Maybe you are on here doing the Devils work. If you were good people, you would want people to be united together, no matter what they believe, or who they want to f*ck. At the end of the day, I have one more word for you - EVOLUTION!

So says an obnoxious midget who works in a frozen wasteland making toys for a slavedriver pedophile in a furry red suit.

What do "elves" know of Christianity?