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    There is no hell, start enjoying yourselves

    Everyone on here seems to hate the world so much. It's not very Christian if you ask me. Isn't it supposed to be the devil that plants hatred within a person's soul? Maybe you are on here doing the Devils work. If you were good people, you would want people to be united together, no matter what they believe, or who they want to f*ck. At the end of the day, I have one more word for you - EVOLUTION!
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    Re: There is no hell, start enjoying yourselves

    You seem to know a lot. How did you get so smart?
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • #3
      Re: There is no hell, start enjoying yourselves

      Originally posted by Satan'sSlave View Post
      Everyone on here seems to hate the world so much. It's not very Christian if you ask me. Isn't it supposed to be the devil that plants hatred within a person's soul? Maybe you are on here doing the Devils work. If you were good people, you would want people to be united together, no matter what they believe, or who they want to f*ck. At the end of the day, I have one more word for you - EVOLUTION!
      As an open minded person I want to see some evidence. Please cite scripture for your assertion that evolution is true and hell doesn't exist.

      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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      • #4
        Re: There is no hell, start enjoying yourselves

        Originally posted by Santa'sSlave View Post
        Everyone on here seems to hate the world so much. It's not very Christian if you ask me. Isn't it supposed to be the devil that plants hatred within a person's soul? Maybe you are on here doing the Devils work. If you were good people, you would want people to be united together, no matter what they believe, or who they want to f*ck. At the end of the day, I have one more word for you - EVOLUTION!
        So says an obnoxious midget who works in a frozen wasteland making toys for a slavedriver pedophile in a furry red suit.

        What do "elves" know of Christianity?
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • #5
          Re: There is no hell, start enjoying yourselves

          Originally posted by Satan'sSlave View Post
          Everyone on here seems to hate the world so much. It's not very Christian if you ask me. Isn't it supposed to be the devil that plants hatred within a person's soul? Maybe you are on here doing the Devils work. If you were good people, you would want people to be united together, no matter what they believe, or who they want to f*ck. At the end of the day, I have one more word for you - EVOLUTION!
          Oh, I do enjoy myself. Immensely. I enjoy the true knowledge that sinners like you will forever burn in agony in the pit of Hell.

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          • #6
            Re: There is no hell, start enjoying yourselves

            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
            You seem to know a lot. How did you get so smart?
            I don't much like religious fanatics, I think they are the bane of society to be honest. Religion, I guess it can be ok, but I just had someone tell me little children that die have been sent to hell by god because of their "lifestyle choices", can you blame people for getting annoyed at that, or do you believe sh*t like that yourself?

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            • #7
              Re: There is no hell, start enjoying yourselves

              Originally posted by Satan'sSlave View Post
              I don't much like religious fanatics, I think they are the bane of society to be honest. Religion, I guess it can be ok, but I just had someone tell me little children that die have been sent to hell by god because of their "lifestyle choices", can you blame people for getting annoyed at that, or do you believe sh*t like that yourself?
              People hate us TRUE Christians because they hate Jesus and we are the only way they can attack Christ. Maybe if you would stop your girlish crying you pillow biting man-elf and started thinking you might wake up to the fact you are on a greased poll to Hell. You can't ask for Christ's forgiveness when you have Satan's tallywacker stuffed down your throat. Repent before it is too late you horrible sinner!

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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              • #8
                Re: There is no hell, start enjoying yourselves

                Originally posted by Satan'sSlave View Post
                Everyone on here seems to hate the world so much. It's not very Christian if you ask me.
                James 4:4: Ye adulterers and adulteresses, know ye not that the friendship of the world is enmity with God? whosoever therefore will be a friend of the world is the enemy of God.

                So are you trying to tell us that it's not very Christian to follow God's Word? What are you, a Catholic?
                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                • #9
                  Re: There is no hell, start enjoying yourselves

                  Originally posted by Stan'sSalve View Post
                  I don't much like religious fanatics, I think they are the bane of society to be honest. Religion, I guess it can be ok, but I just had someone tell me little children that die have been sent to hell by god because of their "lifestyle choices", can you blame people for getting annoyed at that, or do you believe sh*t like that yourself?
                  Then why are you here? No one invited you, and you certainly aren't welcome.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                  • #10
                    Re: There is no hell, start enjoying yourselves

                    Originally posted by Stan'sSalve View Post
                    I just had someone tell me little children that die have been sent to hell by god because of their "lifestyle choices"
                    When you die and go to hell are you going to ask for a different answer?
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • #11
                      Re: There is no hell, start enjoying yourselves

                      Originally posted by Stan'sSalve View Post
                      I just had someone tell me little children that die have been sent to hell by god because of their "lifestyle choices", can you blame people for getting annoyed at that, or do you believe sh*t like that yourself?
                      Only people who have accepted Jesus as their Savior* can go to Heaven. Most children lack the intellectual capacity to understand good, evil, and Salvation; therefore, they go to Hell.

                      There is no "age of accountability" in the Bible.

                      *Accepting Jesus as Savior means recognizing that every time you sin -- that is, break any one of God's 600+ commandments -- you cause God unbelievable agony. He has no choice but to punish any sin you may commit -- working on a Sunday, telling your mother that her huge behind DOESN'T make her outfit look fat, sneaking a cookie before dinner against Mom's orders -- by casting you into Hell, the Lake of Fire, where you will live forever being burned alive.

                      You have to tell Jesus that you realize you're a vile and disgusting sinner and worthless garbage who deserves to burn for eternity, and beg Him to take away your sins.

                      A child simply can't do that because he lacks understanding. So, if your 3-year-old cousin dies in a car wreck, you can be certain God will torture him forever and ever, Amen.
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • #12
                        Re: There is no hell, start enjoying yourselves

                        Hell is full of people who don't believe in Hell.
                        God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                        • #13
                          Re: There is no hell, start enjoying yourselves

                          Originally posted by Marshall View Post
                          Hell is full of people who don't believe in Hell.
                          I heard a story that everyone in Hell is induvidually convinced that thier own personal prescence there is a kind of bureaucratic mixup, a huge, cosmic mistake - and that Satan has spread the word that exactly ONE of them is correct.

                          It's apparently part of the Aeternal Torment...

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                          • #14
                            Re: There is no hell, start enjoying yourselves

                            I wouldn't doubt it. Satan is a jerk and anythings possible where Hell and damnation is concerned.
                            God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                            • #15
                              Re: There is no hell, start enjoying yourselves

                              Originally posted by Stan'sSalve View Post
                              I don't much like religious fanatics, I think they are the bane of society to be honest. Religion, I guess it can be ok, but I just had someone tell me little children that die have been sent to hell by god because of their "lifestyle choices", can you blame people for getting annoyed at that, or do you believe sh*t like that yourself?
                              Why do you blame God for the Satanic lifestyle choices of some stupid dead kids?
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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