[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: New Birth Control Pill is an ABOMINATION to God!

Well I wondered how long it would be before some feminazi supporter of Saddam Hussein would barge in here and start attacking True Christianity™ with some insane ranting and raving. I take that as a good sign, Brothers and sisters. It means that we have satan all riled up because we speak God's Plain Truth and we are not intimidated by the heathen scum nor the ever-changing "facts" of monkey worshiping scientists. GLORY!! The Lord commands us to REJOICE in the face of persecution!

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Let's get this clear, once and for all: All life is a gift from Jesus, delivered unto the world through a Man's seed, which is baked in a woman's cooter-oven for as long as Jesus sees fit, and that life is precious and must not be tampered with nor destroyed by Mankind, no matter what its condition. Jesus knows best, and all we are required to do is sit back and allow God to take the wheel, even if the road gets icy.

Bleeding from the cooter is a curse God delivered to all females for their treachery in the Garden of Eden, and this has nothing to do with baking soldiers for Christ. Any attempts to thwart that richly-deserved punishment is an abomination to God and will result in an even worse reprisals being issued out, for God is a vengeful, jealous God, and he does not take uppitiness from females lightly. Not only that, but the law is the law.

James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: New Birth Control Pill is an ABOMINATION to God!

So you admit you have no scriptural bases for this “uterus theory” of yours? In other words you want me to take you, as a known man hating sinner who proudest moment in her long, barren life was emasculating her husband, over the word of God’s.

At least you've managed to outgrow the stork theory. Now if we can just get you to a basic understanding of anatomy....

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: New Birth Control Pill is an ABOMINATION to God!

So you admit that the monthly curse doesn't affect women who are pregnant? If it had anything to do with reproduction, then logically it should only affect women who're pregnant. Try and keep up here.

No, dear boy. The reason that pregnant women don't have periods is that the uterine lining is being used by the baby - it becomes the placenta if a fertilized egg implants. When the baby is born, the placenta is expelled along with the baby, the uterus heals and the process starts again. Didn't your parents teach you anything about women?

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: New Birth Control Pill is an ABOMINATION to God!

(pseudo-scientific mish-mash removed) Didn't your parents teach you anything about women?

Our parents loved us and taught us about Jesus and His Word. If we needed to know what-all is up inside the cooter, He would have told us. Thankfully, He left out those disgusting bits and just makes the babies come out. All I know is that every time the fountain of blood begins to stream from the woman, it means that she has wasted yet another potential soul for Christ, damning the poor unborn to Hell forever.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: New Birth Control Pill is an ABOMINATION to God!

Brothers and sisters, THIS story just flashed across my desk, and I can tell you right now that Jesus is VERY unhappy. Some joo doctor has come up with a birth control (baby killing) pill that ELIMINATES A WOMAN'S MONTHLY UNCLEAN TIME! Can you imagine anything more unnatural? If this pill gets released, it could make every woman in the world turn lezbean!



And don't you just love the tell-tale name for this demonic tablet? LYBREL is going to turn the entire feminazi army loose on us Men, and force everyone to vote for that communist bulldyke Hellary Cliton....making everyone turn LIEBRAL!

Let us see what God has to say about the ladies "time of the month".




I for one always enjoy my time away from various females for a few days each month. Here in Freehold they stay in some kind of shed while they bleed from their cooters. If these seccular scientists do away with all that, we men will never get a moment's piece.

But of course the single biggest slap in the face to God is the idea of reversing His very wise and reasonable decision to curse all women with the punishment of bleeding and painful cramps for tricking us Men into eating that apple in the Garden of Eden. God's law will NOT be altered or reversed! Not by some money-grubbing joo doctors anyways!

Where have you been? Pills to regulate and sometimes even stop a woman's period have been around for ages! For some women, it is a medical danger to them to have their period.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: New Birth Control Pill is an ABOMINATION to God!

Well I wondered how long it would be before some feminazi supporter of Saddam Hussein would barge in here and start attacking True Christianity™ with some insane ranting and raving.

What does Hussein have to do with anything?


Let's get this clear, once and for all: All life is a gift from Jesus, delivered unto the world through a Man's seed,

The spermatozoa contains HALF the DNA needed to make a baby - the ovum contains the other half. In other words, the sperm and the egg are equally important in the making of a baby.

which is baked in a woman's cooter-oven for as long as Jesus sees fit,

36 weeks is the standard, give or take a week or so. Every now and again, you have premature births, but they're the exception, not the rule.

and that life is precious and must not be tampered with nor destroyed by Mankind, no matter what its condition.

Even if they have no head. Do they make better TC's that way?


Bleeding from the cooter is a curse God delivered to all females for their treachery in the Garden of Eden, and this has nothing to do with baking soldiers for Christ.

Menstruation is a part of a normal functioning reproductive system. And what good would an army made out of pastry be?

Any attempts to thwart that richly-deserved punishment is an abomination to God and will result in an even worse reprisals being issued out, for God is a vengeful, jealous God, and he does not take uppitiness from females lightly. Not only that, but the law is the law.

James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all

Just because something is less than pleasant does not mean that it's a punishment from God.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: New Birth Control Pill is an ABOMINATION to God!

Well I wondered how long it would be before some feminazi supporter of Saddam Hussein would barge in here and start attacking True Christianity™ with some insane ranting and raving.

What does Hussein have to do with anything?


Let's get this clear, once and for all: All life is a gift from Jesus, delivered unto the world through a Man's seed,

The spermatozoa contains HALF the DNA needed to make a baby - the ovum contains the other half. In other words, the sperm and the egg are equally important in the making of a baby.

which is baked in a woman's cooter-oven for as long as Jesus sees fit,

36 weeks is the standard, give or take a week or so. Every now and again, you have premature births, but they're the exception, not the rule.

and that life is precious and must not be tampered with nor destroyed by Mankind, no matter what its condition.

Even if they have no head. Do they make better TC's that way?


Bleeding from the cooter is a curse God delivered to all females for their treachery in the Garden of Eden, and this has nothing to do with baking soldiers for Christ.

Menstruation is a part of a normal functioning reproductive system. And what good would an army made out of pastry be?

Any attempts to thwart that richly-deserved punishment is an abomination to God and will result in an even worse reprisals being issued out, for God is a vengeful, jealous God, and he does not take uppitiness from females lightly. Not only that, but the law is the law.

James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all

Just because something is less than pleasant does not mean that it's a punishment from God.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: New Birth Control Pill is an ABOMINATION to God!

Why did you post that message twice? That's called spamming, and it's a federal crime. You'd better hope a moderator is kind enough to delete your extra post, or you may be receiving a visit from the FBI sooner rather than later.

[Petal]

Re: New Birth Control Pill is an ABOMINATION to God!

The reason that pregnant women don't have periods is that the [] is being used by the baby - it becomes the [] if a fertilized egg implants. When the baby is born, the [] is expelled along with the baby, the uterus heals and the process starts again.

do anyone no what Miss.Dances be yappin abouts? there be lots an lots of yucky words in her post , but i feel sads for her, cuz when her babys be borned she call it expelleds, an when her childrins grown some an have birthdays she gonna wish them happy expelleds days

an do anyone no who be Joy, an why is Miss.Dances dancin wiv her?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: New Birth Control Pill is an ABOMINATION to God!

Where have you been? Pills to regulate and sometimes even stop a woman's period have been around for ages! For some women, it is a medical danger to them to have their period.

Seculiar science would probably claim that "for some women, it is a medical danger to" have more than 10 children, but that shouldn't stop them doing it!

Just because something is less than pleasant does not mean that it's a punishment from God.

Too true. Your spamming is certainly less than pleasant, but I can't think of anything God would want to punish us for, so He must have sent you as a test of our faith.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: New Birth Control Pill is an ABOMINATION to God!

Seculiar science would probably claim that "for some women, it is a medical danger to" have more than 10 children, but that shouldn't stop them doing it!

If it's a danger to them, of course it should stop them from doing it.

Too true. Your spamming is certainly less than pleasant, but I can't think of anything God would want to punish us for, so He must have sent you as a test of our faith.

Glad to be of service.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: New Birth Control Pill is an ABOMINATION to God!

If it's a danger to them, of course it should stop them from doing it.

Great. So you'd happily murder 10 babies if it'd make life simpler for some wanton harlot? This shows where ideas about "equality" get you.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: New Birth Control Pill is an ABOMINATION to God!

Why did you post that message twice? That's called spamming, and it's a federal crime. You'd better hope a moderator is kind enough to delete your extra post, or you may be receiving a visit from the FBI sooner rather than later.

Actually the duplicate posting was unintentional. I didn't realize that it had happened until you pointed it out.
I got timed out as I was attempting to post, and when I logged back in, it was still on the composition screen, so I hit Post. It must have posted just before timing out.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: New Birth Control Pill is an ABOMINATION to God!

Our parents loved us and taught us about Jesus and His Word. If we needed to know what-all is up inside the cooter, He would have told us. Thankfully, He left out those disgusting bits and just makes the babies come out. All I know is that every time the fountain of blood begins to stream from the woman, it means that she has wasted yet another potential soul for Christ, damning the poor unborn to Hell forever.

And you call yourself a doctor?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: New Birth Control Pill is an ABOMINATION to God!

Great. So you'd happily murder 10 babies if it'd make life simpler for some wanton harlot? This shows where ideas about "equality" get you.

I wouldn't murder a baby. I'd simply advise them to avoid getting pregnant. In fact, if their doctor said that it was dangerous for them to have any more children, I'd advise them to either have their tubes tied, or have their husband get a vasectomy in order to make sure they didn't get pregnant.