New Birth Control Pill is an ABOMINATION to God!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Brothers and sisters, THIS story just flashed across my desk, and I can tell you right now that Jesus is VERY unhappy. Some joo doctor has come up with a birth control (baby killing) pill that ELIMINATES A WOMAN'S MONTHLY UNCLEAN TIME! Can you imagine anything more unnatural? If this pill gets released, it could make every woman in the world turn lezbean!

Women looking for a simple way to avoid their menstrual period could soon have access the first birth control pill designed to let women suppress monthly bleeding indefinitely.

The U.S. Food and Drug Administration is expect to announce approval Tuesday for Lybrel, a drug from Wyeth which would be the first pill to be taken continuously.

And don't you just love the tell-tale name for this demonic tablet? LYBREL is going to turn the entire feminazi army loose on us Men, and force everyone to vote for that communist bulldyke Hellary Cliton....making everyone turn LIEBRAL!

Let us see what God has to say about the ladies "time of the month".

Leviticus 15:19-30
And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even. And every thing that she lieth upon in her separation shall be unclean: every thing also that she sitteth upon shall be unclean. And whosoever toucheth her bed shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even. And whosoever toucheth any thing that she sat upon shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even. And if it be on her bed, or on any thing whereon she sitteth, when he toucheth it, he shall be unclean until the even. And if any man lie with her at all, and her flowers be upon him, he shall be unclean seven days; and all the bed whereon he lieth shall be unclean. And if a woman have an issue of her blood many days out of the time of her separation, or if it run beyond the time of her separation; all the days of the issue of her uncleanness shall be as the days of her separation: she shall be unclean. Every bed whereon she lieth all the days of her issue shall be unto her as the bed of her separation: and whatsoever she sitteth upon shall be unclean, as the uncleanness of her separation. And whosoever toucheth those things shall be unclean, and shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even. But if she be cleansed of her issue, then she shall number to herself seven days, and after that she shall be clean. And on the eighth day she shall take unto her two turtles, or two young pigeons, and bring them unto the priest, to the door of the tabernacle of the congregation. And the priest shall offer the one for a sin offering, and the other for a burnt offering; and the priest shall make an atonement for her before the LORD for the issue of her uncleanness.

Leviticus 20:18
And if a man shall lie with a woman having her sickness, and shall uncover her nakedness; he hath discovered her fountain, and she hath uncovered the fountain of her blood: and both of them shall be cut off from among their people.

Ezekiel 18:5-6
But if a man be just, and do that which is lawful and right, and hath not ... come near to a menstruous woman.....

I for one always enjoy my time away from various females for a few days each month. Here in Freehold they stay in some kind of shed while they bleed from their cooters. If these seccular scientists do away with all that, we men will never get a moment's piece.

But of course the single biggest slap in the face to God is the idea of reversing His very wise and reasonable decision to curse all women with the punishment of bleeding and painful cramps for tricking us Men into eating that apple in the Garden of Eden. God's law will NOT be altered or reversed! Not by some money-grubbing joo doctors anyways!

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: New Birth Control Pill is an ABOMINATION to God!

Tampering in God's Domain. This is just a modern-day Tower of Babel -- trying to reach God-status. I have no doubt that, in practice, this drug will fail miserably when God decides to extend His hand to remind us that we are only human. Perhaps a side-effect would be to sew up the cooter -- wouldn't that be Just Retribution for these whores!

[Bobby-Joe]

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By rendering themselves inertial these woman are turning their own wombs into later day alters to Moloch. Very time these lust crazed harlots offer their barren bodies to a man they make their own bodies into death chambers for countless thousands of man seed, in numbers that Nazi Holocaust of the Jews seem like child’s play in comparison. All pre-conceived babies butchered by these sinners will have been denied the opportunity be born and praise Jesus in Church thus sending them all directly to hell.

That we would allow such mass murderess to wander our streets dripping the bodies of untold thousands till going their death agonies is just sickening. These women need to be imprisoned, forcibly purged of these chemical abortion potions and made available to our Godly troops. Let these harlots repent to Jesus by bearing as many children as their wicked flesh can endure.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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All pre-conceived babies butchered by these sinners will have been denied the opportunity be born and praise Jesus in Church thus sending them all directly to hell.

Pre-conceived babies? If conception has not occurred, then there is no baby.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: New Birth Control Pill is an ABOMINATION to God!

Pre-conceived babies? If conception has not occurred, then there is no baby.

Wrong sinner! Whatever silly superstition your so called scientists have foisted off on you male seed is fully formed miniature human beings! That is why The Bible uses the word seed to describe it. Now quit turning your mommy cave into a death chamber!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: New Birth Control Pill is an ABOMINATION to God!

Wrong sinner! Whatever silly superstition your so called scientists have foisted off on you male seed is fully formed miniature human beings!

I assume you're referring to this theory, which laparoscopy and microscopy have long since proven wrong:

"Anton van Leeuwenhoek was the first person to observe sperm cells and with his very primitive microscope, THOUGHT he saw tiny body parts in the sperm. He used this as “proof” of the idea that the homunculus was in the sperm and the mother’s body just served as a place for the planted seed to grow. Apparently Leeuwenhoek, himself, did not claim the sperm was the homunculus, but that sperm provided major life-giving qualities. Regnier de Graaf, on the other hand, THOUGHT he saw the homunculus in the egg and that the sperm merely triggers its growth somehow. This split the preformationists: was the miniature adult in the egg (followers of de Graaf) or the sperm (followers of Leeuwenhoek)? Additionally, Leeuwenhoek proposed that fertilization occurs when the sperm enters the egg, but this could not actually be observed for another 100 years because of the quality of microscopes which were available. Most of the subsequent arguments as to the nature of embryos were based on speculation rather than research."
(http://biology.clc.uc.edu/courses/bio104/hist_sci.htm)


That is why The Bible uses the word seed to describe it. Now quit turning your mommy cave into a death chamber!

One word, dear - menopause. No more worries about preventing pregnancy, no more cramping, no more money spent on tampons and condoms...what relief!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: New Birth Control Pill is an ABOMINATION to God!

Theory?? There is nothing theoretical about The Bible. The Bible is the absolute, literal and definitive TRUTH! This is not one your pagan superstition those shamans you call scientists come up with.

As far as your cramps and bleeding the reason you get those is God’s punishment for Eve causing the down fall of humanity. They have absolutely nothing to do with reproduction.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: New Birth Control Pill is an ABOMINATION to God!

One word, dear - menopause. No more worries about preventing pregnancy, no more cramping, no more money spent on tampons and condoms...what relief!

Have you genuinely failed to reproduce for so long that the Lord has grown tired and struck you with barreness? Looks like you'll not be Saved in childbirth, then?


And while I would never advocate wanton sperm murder, I would advise you to re-think the "no more condoms" part. Just being menopausal won't protect you if your homer husband catches AIDS off some 14-year-old Catholic schoolboy.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: New Birth Control Pill is an ABOMINATION to God!

Theory?? There is nothing theoretical about The Bible. The Bible is the absolute, literal and definitive TRUTH! This is not one your pagan superstition those shamans you call scientists come up with.

As far as your cramps and bleeding the reason you get those is God’s punishment for Eve causing the down fall of humanity. They have absolutely nothing to do with reproduction.

Are you really that ignorant of the reproductive process? Before a woman ovulates, the uterine lining thickens into what will become the placenta if she becomes pregnant. If she does not become pregnant, the uterine lining is shed - that's all a period is. Cramps are the result of the uterus contracting during the process of expelling that tissue. It has nothing to do with sin.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: New Birth Control Pill is an ABOMINATION to God!

Have you genuinely failed to reproduce for so long that the Lord has grown tired and struck you with barreness? Looks like you'll not be Saved in childbirth, then?


Again - we do not want children. If we did, we would adopt.

And while I would never advocate wanton sperm murder, I would advise you to re-think the "no more condoms" part. Just being menopausal won't protect you if your homer husband catches AIDS off some 14-year-old Catholic schoolboy.

I'm not worried. I have no doubts as to his fidelity. If I did, I never would have married him.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: New Birth Control Pill is an ABOMINATION to God!

Are you really that ignorant of the reproductive process? Before a woman ovulates, the uterine lining thickens into what will become the placenta if she becomes pregnant. If she does not become pregnant, the uterine lining is shed - that's all a period is. Cramps are the result of the uterus contracting during the process of expelling that tissue. It has nothing to do with sin.

Show me were in The Bible it says this.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Show me were in The Bible it says this.

Sweetie, I've lived with it since I was a teenager. Regardless of whether or not the Bible mentions endometrial tissue, fallopian tubes, or progestins, I've been there, done that, got the t-shirt. It's basic biology, not theology.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: New Birth Control Pill is an ABOMINATION to God!

Sweetie, I've lived with it since I was a teenager. Regardless of whether or not the Bible mentions endometrial tissue, fallopian tubes, or progestins, I've been there, done that, got the t-shirt. It's basic biology, not theology.

So you admit you have no scriptural bases for this “uterus theory” of yours? In other words you want me to take you, as a known man hating sinner who proudest moment in her long, barren life was emasculating her husband, over the word of God’s.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: New Birth Control Pill is an ABOMINATION to God!

Are you really that ignorant of the reproductive process? Before a woman ovulates, the uterine lining thickens into what will become the placenta if she becomes pregnant. If she does not become pregnant, the uterine lining is shed - that's all a period is. Cramps are the result of the uterus contracting during the process of expelling that tissue. It has nothing to do with sin.

So you admit that the monthly curse doesn't affect women who are pregnant? If it had anything to do with reproduction, then logically it should only affect women who're pregnant. Try and keep up here.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Brother,

I would help rebuke this back-sassing, uppity, lezbean, wanton, hussy...but it is my time to be unclean so I must go keep to myself. See you in about 5 days.

L:ve, Sister Thumper