[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Now that's a lot of crap!

A cactus dies if it has too much water, so if the flood was real, there wouldn't be any cacti.

#1) You claimed that cacti cannot float. Will you admit that you are a filthy liar now? Mine is still floating fine...

#2) You dare to question God? You imagine that the same God who created the universe in 6 days couldn't keep a lousy cactus alive for 40 days and 40 nights? What a tool you are boy.

[Peter]

Re: Now that's a lot of crap!

#2) You dare to question God? You imagine that the same God who created the universe in 6 days couldn't keep a lousy cactus alive for 40 days and 40 nights? What a tool you are boy.

If your god's creation was so good, why did he needed to drown everyone? It seems like your god wasn't so good at creating...

Why won't you just reject the bible and accept science?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Now that's a lot of doodoo!

#1) You claimed that cacti cannot float. Will you admit that you are a filthy liar now? Mine is still floating fine...

#2) You dare to question God? You imagine that the same God who created the universe in 6 days couldn't keep a lousy cactus alive for 40 days and 40 nights? What a tool you are boy.

So then you admit to being a filthy liar. Good.

[Peter]

Re: Now that's a lot of doodoo!

So then you admit to being a filthy liar. Good.

I'm not a filthy liar, I threw 3 cacti in our swimming pool, and none of them floated.

[Talitha]

Re: Now that's a lot of doodoo!

I'm not a filthy liar, I threw 3 cacti in our swimming pool, and none of them floated.

So, if you ever find out that a Cactus does float then you'll also believe in God?
I suspect that's quite an easy one

[Peter]

Re: Now that's a lot of doodoo!

So, if you ever find out that a Cactus does float then you'll also believe in God?
I suspect that's quite an easy one

If a cactus floats, it doesn't mean that it will survive.

[Talitha]

Re: Now that's a lot of doodoo!

If a cactus floats, it doesn't mean that it will survive.

That works both ways. It may or may not survive.
In this case, it OBVIOUSLY did!

It's often the case that Science just runs out of arguments.

The Bible NEVER does. That's why It's known as The Truth

[Peter]

Re: Now that's a lot of doodoo!

That works both ways. It may or may not survive.
In this case, it OBVIOUSLY did!

The argument you give is just a theory of what you think that could've happened. I'll tell you what REALLY happened. There was no flood because some plants wouldn't survive 40 days of rain. Another thing, the ark was never found, so you can't prove that the flood happened.

[G-Baby]

Re: Now that's a lot of doodoo!

That works both ways. It may or may not survive.
In this case, it OBVIOUSLY did!

It's often the case that Science just runs out of arguments.

The Bible NEVER does. That's why It's known as The Truth

Yeah, but we are progressive. We search for new arguments and proof them. You guys are very conservative and stick to your own unproven arguments. I think searching for new stuff needs a lot more intelligence than sit there and quote silly lines from a comic...

[Peter]

Re: Now that's a lot of crap!

The pair of dung beetles buried the filth like they are supposed to.

There are a lot of animals, so 2 dung beetles couldn't bury the filth.
Where would they bury it? I think I know the answer... Nowhere, because there was no flood!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Now that's a lot of crap!

There are a lot of animals, so 2 dung beetles couldn't bury the filth.
Where would they bury it? I think I know the answer... Nowhere, because there was no flood!

Now you've abandoned reality again. There is ample scientific evidence that the great flood occurred. Are you hellbent on eroding what little credibility you have boy?

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Now that's a lot of doodoo!

The argument you give is just a theory of what you think that could've happened. I'll tell you what REALLY happened. There was no flood because some plants wouldn't survive 40 days of rain. Another thing, the ark was never found, so you can't prove that the flood happened.

The Colossus of Rhodes no longer exists, but that does not mean there never was one. The Ark was probably dismantled after the flood to build houses (sort of like the first Habitat for Humanity). Just because it was "never found" does not mean that it did not exist. The Bible (KJV1611) documents its existence, and there are other legends that speak of a great flood in the historical record.

It is truly astounding how little grasp of common sense that you "science" believers have.

[Peter]

Re: Now that's a lot of doodoo!

The Colossus of Rhodes no longer exists, but that does not mean there never was one. The Ark was probably dismantled after the flood to build houses (sort of like the first Habitat for Humanity). Just because it was "never found" does not mean that it did not exist. The Bible (KJV1611) documents its existence, and there are other legends that speak of a great flood in the historical record.

It is truly astounding how little grasp of common sense that you "science" believers have.

Millions of years ago, the dinosaurs got extinct because of the impact of a comet. After the impact there may have been a tsunami, but the flood is a big lie.

[Talitha]

Re: Now that's a lot of doodoo!

there may have been a tsunami, but the flood is a big lie.

"A tsunami is a huge volume of moving seawater and has nothing to do with tides although it is sometimes mistakenly called a tidal wave.

These giant waves can travel for thousands of miles across the sea and still create a lethal energy that destroys buildings, trees, wildlife and people".

I hate to be a science Party-Pooper-Peter but wouldn't a rather large Tsunami create at least an Insy-winsy flood? Huh?