[lilith]

Re: Now that's a lot of crap!

Are you sure you passed 5th grade biology? Feces does not emerge from the mouth.* Better hit the anatomy books again, sweetsie.

* Having been here a while,I beg to differ on that one.
Verbal diarrhoea,I believe it's called.

That, or sermons.

[moofy]

Re: Now that's a lot of doodoo!

would you people stop hijacking my thread! This is a serious matter!!!!

Now, where were we? Oh yeah, How many different types of Dinosaurs were on the Ark?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Now that's a lot of doodoo!

would you people stop hijacking my thread! This is a serious matter!!!!

Now, where were we? Oh yeah, How many different types of Dinosaurs were on the Ark?

Two of every type.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Now that's a lot of doodoo!

would you people stop hijacking my thread! This is a serious matter!!!!

Now, where were we? Oh yeah, How many different types of Dinosaurs were on the Ark?

Except for the ones Noah tamed none. Like the mega-fauna mammals Satan had perverted dinosaurs into rapists to homerise humanity. It was a Satan's hope that if he could make the entire human race into homers no one would eligible for SALVATION when Jesus came. God headed Satan off by drowning the human race and Satan's pervert animals.

[G-Baby]

Re: Now that's a lot of doodoo!

Well, there's a little problem with this Noah tomfooly:

How could ants and bees survive if Noah took only 2 of them?
We know that ants and bees can't survive without the colony and each other. We know that every ant or bee is an imortant "organ" of each colony. Why do you think that bees and ants are with so much?
That proves the Noah story false.

... like I said ...

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Now that's a lot of doodoo!

... like I said ...

Really, so how does your "Monkey Man" theory explain how the bees and the ants survived The Flood mister know it all? Perhaps they evolved gills for the flood period?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Now that's a lot of doodoo!

Really, so how does your "Monkey Man" theory explain how the bees and the ants survived The Flood mister know it all? Perhaps they evolved gills for the flood period?

There is no Flood as part of evolutionary theory. It doesn't have to be explained because it didn't happen.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Now that's a lot of doodoo!

There is no Flood as part of evolutionary theory. It doesn't have to be explained because it didn't happen.

No Flood? What nonsense. With out world wide flood how do you explain the sedimentation we see in the world? There is six miles of sediment in the Pacific Ocean. How else do you get that in only 6,000 years than without a flood?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Now that's a lot of doodoo!

No Flood? What nonsense. With out world wide flood how do you explain the sedimentation we see in the world? There is six miles of sediment in the Pacific Ocean. How else do you get that in only 6,000 years than without a flood?

I doubt you could get that much in only 6000 years, which is simply further evidence that the earth is more than 6000 years old.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Now that's a lot of doodoo!

I doubt you could get that much in only 6000 years, which is simply further evidence that the earth is more than 6000 years old.

Really? Then name one Creationist Scientist who supports that.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Now that's a lot of doodoo!

Really? Then name one Creationist Scientist who supports that.

Creationist Scientists don't - that's why they're called creationists.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Now that's a lot of doodoo!

Creationist Scientists don't - that's why they're called creationists.

Well then you accept that no Creationist Scientist accepts the Old Earth theory. So enough of that superstitious nonsense then.

So how do you explain the amount of sedimentation we find in 6,000 without The Flood? Since we Christians only deal with THE TRUTH and not theories, therefore the Old Earth Theory is not acceptable as answer.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Now that's a lot of doodoo!

Well then you accept that no Creationist Scientist accepts the Old Earth theory. So enough of that superstitious nonsense then.

You mean like a god who can speak a world into being out of nothingness?

So how do you explain the amount of sedimentation we find in 6,000 without The Flood? Since we Christians only deal with THE TRUTH and not theories, therefore the Old Earth Theory is not acceptable as answer.

Continental drift, erosion...

[Talitha]

Re: Now that's a lot of doodoo!

Continental drift, erosion...

You really do have "Tunnel Vision" about all this don't you?

There is absolutely no mention of Continental Drift OR Erosion in any Bible!

Get Real!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Now that's a lot of doodoo!

You really do have "Tunnel Vision" about all this don't you?

There is absolutely no mention of Continental Drift OR Erosion in any Bible!

Get Real!

And you say I have tunnel vision?