[True Disciple]

Re: Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm

What you refer to as breasts are milk producing tits on female mammals.
What the "breast" in the article refer to is the upper frontal part of the forso, covering the ribcage.

Not saying "sorry" if you don't get the difference.

Where did Pastor Ezekiel say anything about milk? I never saw him do so. Please, don't be childish, and just say "sorry, Pastor Ezekiel." That would reflect good manners, you know.

[Aristotle]

Re: Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm

I haven't read the article (I've explained why I did not before), but I am sure that if anyone would call a bird "t*t," there would definitely be a reason for doing so. A God-fearing, sin-hating, righteous bird will never be called a t*t, but a more Godly name will be given to him. Remember that it was Adam who named the birds!


I think he named the birds that way for a Reason.

Plus, I think that the study shows bad science. The superior male birds were not flashier but simply bigger than their rivals, just as white men are bigger than the average Chink.

Its bigger t*ts that succeed, not flashier t*ts.

[MarkHenry]

Re: Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm

What you refer to as breasts are milk producing tits on female mammals.
What the "breast" in the article refer to is the upper frontal part of the forso, covering the ribcage.

Not saying "sorry" if you don't get the difference.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm

lol nice image.

"Breast" is just a term used to describe the upper frontal part of the torso.
It just is coincidental that people started to connect female "breast" with this word.

As you know it, the function differs greatly. While female mammals produce milk with these "Breasts", birds and fish and many raptiles don't have this function.

Anyway, good image made my day

You said that "birds don't have breasts." I caught you in a lie. You owe Jesus and every Christian here an apology.

God hates liars.

[MarkHenry]

Re: Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm

lol nice image.

"Breast" is just a term used to describe the upper frontal part of the torso.
It just is coincidental that people started to connect female "breast" with this word.

As you know it, the function differs greatly. While female mammals produce milk with these "Breasts", birds and fish and many raptiles don't have this function.

Anyway, good image made my day

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm

The birds dont have breasts! They are just called that way.

That's ridiculous. You've never had chicken breasts for Sunday super?

[True Disciple]

Re: Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm

Way better, Brother!
This has the potential to be a really Godly business! My favorites so far are the Bushsmite (as a monument to our Godly Former President), Brown Rebuker (sounds like the nightmare of Satan!), Red-tailed Black Gloryatoo (sounds Godly in general) and the Fare-Hare Jesusbird (To remind us of our Lord and Saviour™).
The ones that require some refining might be the Glory-of-the-Rock (rock, sounds a little bit too islamic to me) and the Tallywhackercissel (might still provoke some tasteless humor in impressionable youngsters).

Glory!

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm

I have replaced the offensive parts of the names with good, strong Biblical words. It might not be perfect, but it is a start.

Tufted Smite Mouse
Bushsmite
Wrensmite
Blue Smite
Great Smite
Fluffy-Backed Smite Babbler
Agile Smite Tyrant
Blue-Footed Rebuker
Brown Rebuker
Red-Faced Rebuker
White-Wrathed Stone Hatch
Red-Wrathed Sap Praiser
Green-Wrathed Mango
Rose-Wrathed Gloryatoo
Heavenly-Crested Gloryatoo
Red-Tailed Black Gloryatoo
Woodglory
Glory-of-the-Rock
Jungle Glory
Himalayan Snowglory
Fare-Haired Jesusbird
Tallywhackercissel
Donkey Penguin

[True Disciple]

Re: Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm

I can assure you its only the english speaking nations that call them "tit".
The rest of the world doesn't. Hmmm now which language is more dirty...

English is the only language that matters. If speakers of Godly English gave these critters a vulgar name, then you may safely assume that these are vulgar birds.

Here is just a sampling of a few of God's wonderful creatures, who through no fault of their own, now bear the stigma of name ruined by the slang of sinners.

I admire, your research, colleague, but I had to read the Bible for more than an hour to recover from the shock. Maybe we should ask the Pastors for permission to start a bird-renaming program: "Adam's Legacy, renaming living beings using Biblical and moral guidelines." We can undo the moral perversion of systematics which started with Linnaeus. What do you think?

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm

I admit to being slightly confused by the thread title initially. But that got me to thinking about how the liberals have perverted American English by turning once Godly bird names into words that induce snickers in our young True Christian™ men and boys.

Here is just a sampling of a few of God's wonderful creatures, who through no fault of their own, now bear the stigma of name ruined by the slang of sinners.

Tufted Titmouse

Bushtit

Wrentit

Blue Tit

Great Tit

Fluffy-Backed Tit Babbler

Agile Tit Tyrant

Blue-Footed Booby

Brown Booby

Red-Faced Booby

White-Breasted Nuthatch

Red-Breasted Sapsucker

Green-Breasted Mango

Rose-Breasted Cockatoo

Sulphur-Crested Cockatoo

Red-Tailed Black Cockatoo

Woodcock

Cock-of-the-Rock

Jungle Cock

Himalayan Snowcock

White-Headed Woodpecker

Dickcissel

Jackass Penguin

[Jacob the Angry Liar]

Re: Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm

Are you trying to break some sort of record for how many times you can squeeze the word "tit" into your posts? I'll remind you this is a Christian forum! And "titmice" is, as words go, an abomination unto the LORD; conjuring up visions of mice with breasts grafted onto their backs.

That's quite enough horror movie imagery out of you, sonny!

Excellent point, although the bird its self is not an abomination unto the LORD.

And these are they which ye shall have in abomination among the fowls; they shall not be eaten, they are an abomination: the eagle, and the ossifrage, and the ospray, And the vulture, and the kite after his kind; Every raven after his kind; And the owl, and the night hawk, and the cuckow, and the hawk after his kind, And the little owl, and the cormorant, and the great owl, And the swan, and the pelican, and the gier eagle, And the stork, the heron after her kind, and the lapwing, and the bat. (Leviticus 11:13-19)

I see no mention of t*tmice. I do not beleive that that is the name which Adam gave to them. We Godly Americans™ call them chickadees, so that's what Adam called them as well.

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm

These birds are called either "chickadees" (onomatopoeic, derived from their distinctive "chick-a dee dee dee" alarm call) or "titmice" in North America, and just "tits" in the rest of the English-speaking world.

I can assure you its only the english speaking nations that call them "tit".
The rest of the world doesn't. Hmmm now which language is more dirty...

Are you trying to break some sort of record for how many times you can squeeze the word "tit" into your posts? I'll remind you this is a Christian forum! And "titmice" is, as words go, an abomination unto the LORD; conjuring up visions of mice with breasts grafted onto their backs.

That's quite enough horror movie imagery out of you, sonny!

[MarkHenry]

Re: Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm

These birds are called either "chickadees" (onomatopoeic, derived from their distinctive "chick-a dee dee dee" alarm call) or "titmice" in North America, and just "tits" in the rest of the English-speaking world.

I can assure you its only the english speaking nations that call them "tit".
The rest of the world doesn't. Hmmm now which language is more dirty...

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm

Also Great Tit is a slang for Parus major. The scientific name has no sexual conotation.

Rubbish! Scientific names are dripping with sex; the Japanese Tit is known as Parus minor -- a sniggering reference to the smaller bosom of oriental ladies.

Science is filthy!

[Jacob the Angry Liar]

Re: Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm

Ok and what about the modern species discovered which where found only a few centuries ago (fish and animals in deep jungles). It's humans who name the animals.

Also Great Tit is a slang for Parus major. The scientific name has no sexual conotation. If you talk about animals, call them by the scientific name ok

I'm assuming those animals were more common before the great flood, and afterwards they migrated to where they are and were re-discovered during modern times. Noah knew of all animals when he put them on the ark.

We won't use scientific names. Science is evil and of Satan.