[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Evilution is Just Plain Stupid!

Why would He wish to do that? Do you have any idea how jealous He is?

Jealous of what? He's an omnipotent being, what does he have to be jealous of?

[Window-Lickky]

Re: Evilution is Just Plain Stupid!

Come on Zekey, you've still to refute my rebuttal now. Wouldn't want to shirk that and allow me the benefit of a doubt, now would you?

Indeed, I believed I made a post refuting all of you're ridiculous claims. I'm interested in seeing on how you make youself look like a bigger asshat.

(Using you're own term, of course.)

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Evilution is Just Plain Stupid!

You are thinking friend? That’s not obvious to the causal observer.



I am one of “these people” friend.



Friend, The military typically separates men away from women for months at a time. Are you suggesting that every member of the military is a homer? There is this thing virtuous people have giving to them by Christ called “self control”.

You keep telling yourself that once you've been away from women for an eon or two.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Evilution is Just Plain Stupid!

Jealous of what? He's an omnipotent being, what does he have to be jealous of?

You do know that jealousy and envy aren't the same thing, don't you? The main thing is not to ask too many questions, but just do as our jealous God says:
Exodus 20:5 Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me...

Exodus 34:14 For thou shalt worship no other god: for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God...

Deuteronomy 4:24 For the LORD thy God is a consuming fire, even a jealous God.

I don't want to be consumed by a jealous fire whose name is Jealous. Do you?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Evilution is Just Plain Stupid!

You keep telling yourself that once you've been away from women for an eon or two.

So then you agree with us that being queer is a choice.

Is that why you're queer? They keep you away from girls for "eons"?

[Kazoo]

Re: Evilution is Just Plain Stupid!

So then you agree with us that being queer is a choice.

Is that why you're queer? They keep you away from girls for "eons"?

1. There is a difference between one being gay and one partaking in homoerotic sexual practises.*
2. You have to still refute my rebuttal on the first page. Until then, one can only assume that you concede defeat in the matter.

*-For the record, I neither believe that being gay is a choice nor that it is genetic. Take it for what you will.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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1. There is a difference between one being gay and one partaking in homoerotic sexual practises.*
2. You have to still refute my rebuttal on the first page. Until then, one can only assume that you concede defeat in the matter.

*-For the record, I neither believe that being gay is a choice nor that it is genetic. Take it for what you will.

1. I see. So you tell people "I'm straight but my boyfriend is queer"?

2. Too long. Didn't read.

[Kazoo]

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1. I see. So you tell people "I'm straight but my boyfriend is queer"?

2. Too long. Didn't read.

1. You just missed the point of that entirely
2. Very good, Zeke. Another win for my signature. ^.^

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Evilution is Just Plain Stupid!

*-For the record, I neither believe that being gay is a choice nor that it is genetic. Take it for what you will.

So you believe that it is caused by demonic possession? There's hope for you yet, queerboy.

[Kazoo]

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So you believe that it is caused by demonic possession? There's hope for you yet, queerboy.

Actually I was leaning towards hormonal levels and natural biases towards society. That aside, what would give you the impression that I am gay? I do not believe that I have ever made any hint at my sexuality.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Evilution is Just Plain Stupid!

Actually I was leaning towards hormonal levels and natural biases towards society. That aside, what would give you the impression that I am gay? I do not believe that I have ever made any hint at my sexuality.

What you do or don't say is of no consequence. God knows your every thought, and the Department of Faith faithfully (pun intended ) documents every particle of information that passes through your neurons. The information that you "choose" to disclose to us is really not that useful, since we do an entire check of your records....

[Kazoo]

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What you do or don't say is of no consequence. God knows your every thought, and the Department of Faith faithfully (pun intended ) documents every particle of information that passes through your neurons. The information that you "choose" to disclose to us is really not that useful, since we do an entire check of your records....

Ah, the good 'ol DOF. You have just got to love your imaginary organs, eh? And that's news to me! I had no idea that they had the capability to monitor every last neuron chain that flits through my nervous system. And have I mentioned that I have few, if any records? ^.^

Ah, yes, in par with your infinite wisdom whence you come across that with which you deem unfit, you blatantly accuse it of being "stupid," "just plain dumb," and "for stupid people." Brava, Monsieur, brava.

Second, I must further congratulate you on the successful massacre of our beautiful English language with your befouled wording and poor verbiage. Again, brava. I tip my hat to you.

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Originally Posted by Definition of Science
Accumulated and established knowledge, which has been systematized and formulated with reference to the
discovery of general truths or the operation of general laws; knowledge classified and made available in work, life, or the search for truth; comprehensive, profound, or philosophical knowledge.

-Webster dictionary

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Originally Posted by Definition of Science
The state or fact of knowing; knowledge or cognizance of something specified or implied; also, with wider reference, knowledge (more or less extensive) as a personal attribute. Now only Theol. in the rendering of scholastic terms (see quot. 1728), and occas. Philos. in the sense of ‘knowledge’ as opposed to ‘belief’ or ‘opinion’.

-Oxford English Dictionary

Science is not only a study, but more broadly and accurately, garnered knowledge thus deemed factitious through evidence, mathematical proofs and constants, etc. Evolution, contrary to your previous statement, is entirely observable. Can it be noted from one generation to the next? No. However, over extended periods of time, changes in species and likewise adaptations can easily be noted and observed. Examples include vestigial organs, homologous (I said "homo"--get over it) structures, DNA chains, etc. Even if one were to take a single species of animal and separate them through means of geographic isolation, come two hundred years time, the two groups would have evolved into two separate species, entirely different from their original predecessors.

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The Bible does support this theory with credible evidence.

Oh, Zeke... The Bible is not credible evidence in any debate of science. It is a 2,000-year-old book with little more credence than Dianetics, the book and admitted work of fiction that started Scientology.

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Evolution is for stupid people, stupid because they refuse to acknowledge the Word of God in their life.

Kindly refer to my previous statement--show me that there is a God without the use of a religious text that you may attempt to lodge in my throat, and then we'll be getting somewhere.

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The fact that the "theory" of evolution is missing a critical link (the "missing link") should speak volumes as to the credibility of such a wild theory.

And yet, the only garden of Eden that I see is the Eden greenhouse project in England. And heck, completely forget Noah's Ark. I wonder why that might be?

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Even today, this world is filled with simple one-cell structured living organisms. Why didn't they evolve? Furthermore, if evolution were true, then you would think that different groups of animals could naturally breed.

To answer your questions in order: Why should they have evolved? Were they presented with a mass-extinction otherwise? Have they been mercilessly hunted to the brink of destruction? Let's think about that one... Hmm... Nope! And on your second point; you eschew the natural genetic differences between species. whether due to reproductive isolation else genetic drift or other differences, species are not meant to interbreed. However, some species that still retain close genetic ties can and have been shown to successfully reproduce with one another.

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There is a God! How do I know? Simply because He lives in my heart.

Yes, and here is my invisible friend, Dianna. She lives in my trachea and controls the forces of nature. Why don't you two get acquainted with one another?

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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
I am older and wiser today. I think for myself. I think the Federal Reserve needs to be abolished. I think property taxes are wrong and unconstitutional. I think America should control it's own national parks and not the United Nations. I think we should fight for our First Amendment rights which we're quickly losing. I think for myself.

This has to do with anything how, exactly? Just wondering...

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Evolution is in direct opposition to the Bible.

So? Evolution has more factual support than the Bible. I'm not really seeing your point here either...

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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Did you call upon the name of Jesus to forgive those sins and save your soul from hell? If not, please do so now and don't wait another minute. Don't risk spending an eternity in the lake of fire. You've got nothing to lose, salvation is a free gift from God...paid for by the precious blood of Jesus.

Yup, so we're just screwing the Celtics, Greeks, Egyptians, Pagans, and countless of other (preceding) cultures and their religions then? Got it.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Evilution is Just Plain Stupid!

The lie of evolution is embraced by all who hate and reject the Lord. These people do not know how we got here but however it happened, they are committed to believe that God did NOT do it! God calls such people fools:

Psalm 14
1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

Evolution is really a religion and it takes tons of blind faith to believe in its foolishness. Here is how the fairy tale deception of evolution goes: You see billions of years ago nothing exploded and created everything. Over the passage of time after the big explosion of nothing, called the big bang, the "God" of time and chance went to work. Life came from non-life. Order came out of disorder. In fact this was the only explosion ever that created order out of disorder! All it took was billions of years and the "God" of evolution (time and random chance). It is hard to believe that men who claim to be intelligent believe this foolishness. I guess this is why God calls these people fools.

Also, did you know that our great great grandfather was a rock according to the religion of evolution? It's true! Here is how the tall tale goes! You see the earth was cooling some time after the big bang from nothing. At that time, we are told that it began to rain. This rain upon the rocks caused various minerals to leach away. All this formed some kind of soup mixture in the water on earth. From this soup came our great great great granddad who formed all by himself! In fact grandpa formed with the ability to eat and reproduce himself! From grandpa came all the life on earth today after more time (billions of years) and random chance creating order from disorder. All this was done without a designer! There is no God according to the evolutionist. Instead, over billions of years things just evolved to their present state.

Lets recap the fairy tale of evolution: Out of nothing came matter. This matter exploded and created the stars and planets. As one of the planets cooled the rain caused soup to form from the cooling rocks. From that soup came all the living things on earth. All that was needed was the god of evolution - time and random chance to make things evolve to their present state. Do you see what I said about the blind faith required to believe such foolishness? Can you see how this is a foolish theory by those who want nothing to do with the Lord? These people hate God and want nothing to do with the Lord so they dreamed up this false religious deception of evolution. They believe this deception and cling to it with all their heart! These lost people have no other choice as the only other alternative is that God created the heavens and the earth making all men accountable to Him! The thought of being accountable to a creator God is unacceptable to the evolutionist. Therefore they remain blinded on their pathway to hell.

From a deception point of view, how does the lie of evolution fit in. First satan uses Deception 1 (hath God said) with evolution. In the Bible there are hundreds of verses that state very clearly that God created the heaven and the earth. But satan comes along and says (hath God said)... that's not true... mankind evolved from the big nothing bang without any God. The end result is satan has been very successful by using deception 1 (hath God said) on lost people.

Secondly, satan uses evolution in the promise of "Godhood" lie (deception 2). People today are being told that mankind is about to evolve to a higher plane of existence in these enlightened days. The final evolution and the path of mankind is to realize that we are all "Gods"! We are all "Gods" and our "Godhood" resides within (says Satan)! So both deception 1 (hath God said) and deception 2 (Godhood) are used today with the lies and deception of evolution. Don't be deceived by this foolishness! These people are blind leaders of the blind and they are willingly ignorant of the facts of God's creation. Here is what the Bible says:

Romans 1
19 Because that which may be known of God is manifest in them; for God hath shewed it unto them.
20 For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:
21 Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened.
22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,

Jesus always wins!

[A PERFECT TOOL]

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Okay.....

So calling you a retard would be offensive to people with mental disabilities.

Let's just call you a troo chris-chin, that's insult enough.

You're last four paragraphs have nothing to do with evolution, and is just you giving a hissy fit about other religions in you're failed attempt to appear self important.

All you've proven is how truely childish you are. You're not able to make a single believable arguement, and havn't brought forth any new evidence for you're "god."

If anything, you're ignorance is repelling people from joining you're backwards cult of "troo chris-chins."

Maybe you should go out, read a science text book, (written by refutable scientific source. Answers in Genesis doesn't count) come back, and MAYBE you'll be ready to argue against me.

Till then, enjoy you're fantasy world of unicorns.

I'll live in reality.

bout time someone said it they got my vote chalk up one for people who read nonfiction books

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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bout time someone said it they got my vote chalk up one for people who read nonfiction books

Chalk up one for unsaved teenaged trash who has yet to discover the rules of proper punctuation and grammar.

Jesus hates that, little miss.

"one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law" - Matthew 5:18