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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #1

    The Latest Scientifical Insanity

    What will these God-hating monkey worshipers think up next? Take a look at THIS pack of lies. Now they say they can look back billions of years to see the day that something formed out of nothing...

    Glimpse of Time Before Big Bang Possible

    It may be possible to glimpse before the supposed beginning of time into the universe prior to the Big Bang, researchers now say.

    Unfortunately, any such picture will always be fuzzy at best due to a kind of "cosmic forgetfulness."

    The Big Bang is often thought as the start of everything, including time, making any questions about what happened during it or beforehand nonsensical. Recently scientists have instead suggested the Big Bang might have just been the explosive beginning of the current era of the universe, hinting at a mysterious past.

    To see how far into history one might gaze, theoretical physicist Martin Bojowald at Pennsylvania State University ran calculations based on loop quantum gravity, one of a number of competing theories seeking to explain how the underlying structure of the universe works.

    Past research suggested the Big Bang was preceded by infinite energies and space-time warping where existing scientific theories break down, making it impossible to peer beforehand. The new findings suggest that although the levels of energy and space-time warping before the Big Bang were both incredibly high, they were finite.

    Scientists could spot clues in the present day of what the cosmos looked like previously. If evidence of the past persisted after the Big Bang, its influence could be spotted in astronomical observations and computational models, Bojowald explained.

    However, Bojowald also figures some knowledge of the past was irrevocably lost. For instance, the sheer size of the present universe would suppress precise knowledge of how the universe changed in size before the Big Bang, he said.

    "It came as a big surprise that some properties of the universe before the Big Bang may have only such a weak influence on current observations that they are practically undetermined," Bojowald said of findings detailed online July 1 in the journal Nature Physics.

    One implication of this "cosmic forgetfulness," as Bojowald calls it, is that history does not repeat itself-the fundamental properties of the current era of the universe are different from the last, Bojowald explained. "It's as if the universe forgot some of its properties and acquired new properties independent of what it had before," he told SPACE.com.

    "The eternal recurrence of absolutely identical universes would seem to be prevented by the apparent existence of an intrinsic cosmic forgetfulness," he added.

    These findings differ from a cyclic model of the cosmos from cosmologist Paul Steinhardt at Princeton and theoretical physicist Neil Turok at Cambridge, which envisions an infinite series of Big Bangs preceding our universe caused by additional membranes or "branes" of reality perpetually colliding and bouncing off each other. Steinhardt said he felt Bojowald's calculations were concrete, but needed further elaboration to include the interplay of different kinds of matter and radiation.

    Cosmologist Carlo Rovelli at the Center of Theoretical Physics in Marseilles, France, found it "remarkable" that the new work could delve past the Big Bang. He added the work had to lead to predictions that could be compared to cosmological observations "in order to become credible."
    Now I ask you, did any of that gibberish make a lick of sense? Of course not! I happen to hold PhD's in 5 different theological specialities, and even I can't make heads or tails of it. I swear they just pull this stuff right out of satan's greasy behind.

    Stick with the Bible, brothers and sisters.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Rachael Van Helsing
    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
    • Sep 2006
    • 5131

    #2
    Re: The Latests Scientifical Insanity

    The 'lava lamp' theory.....I've heard that before.
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    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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    • Unsaved and Loving It
      Unsaved Trash, Foul Worthless Garbage Hellbound Sinner
      Forum Member
      • Jun 2007
      • 308

      #3
      Re: The Latests Scientifical Insanity

      Interesting. The best thing I could speculate about the Big Bang is that before our Universe, there was another Universe. Something caused said prior Universe to collapse, and hence, the super dense particle was formed. The Big Bang happened, and here we are. Naturally, it'd be next to impossible to prove my theory, but I still think it's a somewhat feasible idea compared to some of the other ones out there.

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      I happen to hold PhD's in 5 different theological specialities, and even I can't make heads or tails of it.
      Now children, who can point out to me the flaw in this equation?
      Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?

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      • Sister Noddy
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2007
        • 1843

        #4
        Re: The Latests Scientifical Insanity

        Now I ask you, did any of that gibberish make a lick of sense? Of course not! I happen to hold PhD's in 5 different theological specialities, and even I can't make heads or tails of it.
        hmmm ... BA of Science and Masters of Divinity ... yep it makes a lick to me

        Something caused said prior Universe to collapse, and hence, the super dense particle was formed
        ... interesting, Unsaved, I'm loving this idea ... would not be at all surprised if eventually an hypothesis might be more fully established with this in mind ... I'm particularly interested as well in any new developments in Superstring Theory, specifically Brane Theory ... that's membrane theory ... universe is elastic, floats inside a greater extradimensional singularity ... our membrane gets 'bumped' from time to time by another membrane ... hense another 'big bang' ... you get the gist ---
        1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
        1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


        1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

        Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
        Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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        • Talitha
          Deaconess
          Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
          True Christian™
          • Apr 2026
          • 15118

          #5
          Re: The Latests Scientifical Insanity

          Originally posted by Unsaved and Loving It View Post
          Scientific Mumbo-Jumbo. Naturally, it'd be next to impossible to prove my theory More Mumbo-Jumbo
          Now children, who can point out to me the flaw in this equation?
          The easy answer here is that you are just a complete idiot.
          Unlike Pastor Ezekiel who is indeed so learned that he has a Brain the size of a Planet (hypothetically speaking of course)

          The Bible (KJV1611) is very real, I have one here right next to me.
          Unlike your "Theories" which are IMPOSSIBLE to prove.

          Why do you keep turning your back on God by just finding more and more ridiculous ideas about how everything is Created.

          Sister Talitha

          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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          • Joo
            International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
            Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
            • Jun 2007
            • 831

            #6
            Re: The Latests Scientifical Insanity

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            What will these God-hating monkey worshipers think up next? Take a look at THIS pack of lies. Now they say they can look back billions of years to see the day that something formed out of nothing...



            Now I ask you, did any of that gibberish make a lick of sense? Of course not! I happen to hold PhD's in 5 different theological specialities, and even I can't make heads or tails of it. I swear they just pull this stuff right out of satan's greasy behind.

            Stick with the Bible, brothers and sisters.
            You have FIVE PhD's? And you're 23 according to your profile. Yeah...

            So unless you got all five of those in like a year each, you would have had to start College at about the young age of...oh...3 to get five by that time. That's just assuming you can possibly get one with in four years, five times. Yeah...

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            • Unsaved and Loving It
              Unsaved Trash, Foul Worthless Garbage Hellbound Sinner
              Forum Member
              • Jun 2007
              • 308

              #7
              Re: The Latests Scientifical Insanity

              Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
              The easy answer here is that you are just a complete idiot.
              O rly?
              Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
              Unlike Pastor Ezekiel who is indeed so learned that he has a Brain the size of a Planet (hypothetically speaking of course)
              Yeah, that would explain the thickness of his head, I see...
              Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
              The Bible (KJV1611) is very real, I have one here right next to me.
              So is the Koran, and I have an electronic copy of one right in my hard drive. I also saw one in a book shop a few weeks ago, and I assure you it is quite real too. I even held it in my hand. Can't get much more real than that, I assure you.
              Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
              Unlike your "Theories" which are IMPOSSIBLE to prove.
              So is the idea that God tossed Earth together like a big lump of clay and zapped a couple of humans into an garden that has yet to be found in modern times.
              Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
              Why do you keep turning your back on God by just finding more and more ridiculous ideas about how everything is Created.
              I guess you could call me somewhat of a... realist.
              Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #8
                Re: The Latests Scientifical Insanity

                Originally posted by Jooboy View Post
                You have FIVE PhD's? And you're 23 according to your profile. Yeah...

                So unless you got all five of those in like a year each, you would have had to start College at about the young age of...oh...3 to get five by that time. That's just assuming you can possibly get one with in four years, five times. Yeah...
                I was a child prodigy, and I was home schooled until I entered Landover Baptist University at the tender age of 16. Jesus has guided me through every single exam and dissertation. Try not to be too jealous.

                And I do have a birthday coming up (heavy hint to a special Thumpergirl).....




                Originally posted by Unsaved and Faking It View Post
                So is the Koran, and I have an electronic copy of one right in my hard drive. I also saw one in a book shop a few weeks ago, and I assure you it is quite real too. I even held it in my hand. Can't get much more real than that, I assure you.

                Your DOF file told us about this. Your lust for 6 year old girls can be directly tied to your fascination with the moon cult of Allah (may piss be upon him). I urge you to delete that and all the other pornography you have downloaded. Once Biblical law is established in America, its just a matter of time before we start sending God's Special Forces into the slums and cesspools of the eurotrash continent to sort out unsaved scum like you....
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Brother Temperance
                  Senior Usher
                  True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                  A very nice young man
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15621

                  #9
                  Re: The Latests Scientifical Insanity

                  Originally posted by Unsaved and Loving It View Post
                  Interesting. The best thing I could speculate about the Big Bang is that before our Universe, there was another Universe. Something caused said prior Universe to collapse, and hence, the super dense particle was formed.
                  So where did this other universe come from? You just can't explain anything logically without God, can you?
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • Unsaved and Loving It
                    Unsaved Trash, Foul Worthless Garbage Hellbound Sinner
                    Forum Member
                    • Jun 2007
                    • 308

                    #10
                    Re: The Latests Scientifical Insanity

                    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                    So where did this other universe come from? You just can't explain anything logically without God, can you?
                    And as ironic as it may be, you can't explain it logically with him either. The whole "pulling the idea of time and space out of my ass and throwing it together in 6 days, then I'll toss a copul'a little meatbags down there and watch them brutally bash each others heads in for a few millenniums or so" idea... Well, as charming as it might be, it has a flaw or two
                    Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?

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                    • Joo
                      International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
                      Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                      • Jun 2007
                      • 831

                      #11
                      Re: The Latests Scientifical Insanity

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      I was a child prodigy, and I was home schooled until I entered Landover Baptist University at the tender age of 16. Jesus has guided me through every single exam and dissertation. Try not to be too jealous.
                      Why would I be jealous of a guy who cheats on tests by asking someone else to answer it for him? That's just lame. You heard me: LAME. Why are you so lame? Oh sorry I forgot, you hate why questions, ahem: How come you are so lame? Is there a reason for your lameness? Can't you pass a test on your own without your pocket buddy guiding your hand?

                      If that's the case you didn't pass those tests, Jesus did, and therefore you didn't earn crap.

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                      • Joo
                        International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
                        Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 831

                        #12
                        Re: The Latest Scientifical Insanity

                        Oh so you want an apology? Did I hurt your feelings? Well I'm sorry, I'll try to be nicer to a grown man next time.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556

                          #13
                          Re: The Latest Scientifical Insanity

                          What will they come up with next to spit on Jesus? THIS latest insanity must have been pulled directly out of some egghead's ass. I mean really! Animals that are bazillions of years old who live in bazillion degree heat, and no one can see them?

                          New Fossils Support Deep-Sea Origin of Life

                          Geologists have discovered 1.43 billion-year-old fossils of deep-sea microbes, providing more evidence that life may have originated on the bottom of the ocean.

                          The ancient black smoker chimneys, which scientists unearthed in a Chinese mine, are 1 billion years older than similar fossils previously identified and are nearly identical to the archaea- and bacteria-harboring structures found today on sea beds.

                          "These are remnants of the oldest living types of life forms on the planet," said Timothy Kusky, a geologist at Saint Louis University and co-author of a new study that describes the fossils.

                          Kusky said that the fossils offer "tantalizing suggestions" that life developed near deep-sea hydrothermal vents and not in shallow seas, as other evidence hints.

                          Black smoker chimneys develop at submerged openings in the Earth's crust that spew out mineral-rich water as hot as 752 degrees Fahrenheit (400 degrees Celsius). Bacteria that don't depend on sunlight or oxygen move into the fragile chimneys that grow around the vents and feed on the dissolved minerals.

                          "Some people like to call it life in extreme environments. These bacteria pretty much live on a different planet compared to conditions we live in," Kusky told LiveScience.
                          I think its you joo scientists who live on another planet. None of that nonsense is in the Bible, so how can anyone be expected to believe such foolishness? We worship God, who killed His son for us, kept Him dead for three days, and then had Him float up in the sky in front of WITNESSES, ok?
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • SalvationSeeker
                            True Christian™ Theologian
                            Forum Member
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 3892

                            #14
                            Re: The Latest Scientifical Insanity

                            Next they're going to say that the "first organisms" originate from hell, having been created by their false god Satan, and later evolving into everything else.
                            Just wait! They're getting more and more blatantly obvious in their devil worship, these filthy scientists.
                            If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                            A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                            Proverbs 9:12-13

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                            • Unsaved and Loving It
                              Unsaved Trash, Foul Worthless Garbage Hellbound Sinner
                              Forum Member
                              • Jun 2007
                              • 308

                              #15
                              Re: The Latest Scientifical Insanity

                              Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                              Next they're going to say that the "first organisms" originate from hell, having been created by their false god Satan, and later evolving into everything else.
                              Wouldn't that be a win for you guys since that would mean they'd have the believe in God (and by extension, Jesus) for there to be a Satan? So why not just wait for that day to come. And when it does, I'll be right here laughing my head off at the poor brainwashed fools.
                              Last edited by Unsaved and Loving It; 08-06-2007, 03:34 PM. Reason: Broken Tag
                              Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?

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