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  • Alphonse Alban
    Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
     
    • Feb 2011
    • 5724
    #16
    Re: My Grandpa Was NOT A Gorilla!

    Originally posted by Monika View Post
    Then you go on about Hate but you start your reply with derogatory word "Slut".
    Grammar police like you should know that on words "hate" and "slut" capital letters are not used in this context.

    Don't you feel silly now?

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556
        #17
        Re: My Grandpa Was NOT A Gorilla!

        Well, apparently Obama does come from a line of monkeys.

        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Deaner
            Christ's Love Messenger
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 5932
            #18
            Re: My Grandpa Was NOT A Gorilla!

            Originally posted by Monika View Post
            Then you go on about Hate but you start your reply with derogatory word "Slut".
            How can calling a slut a slut be derogatory? Would "one who spreads her legs to absorb anonymous man spooge any chance she gets" be more appropriate for you?

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556
                #19
                Re: My Grandpa Was NOT A Gorilla!

                Shout GLORY!!!
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • aUniversityStudent
                    Unsaved trash
                     
                    • Dec 2012
                    • 37
                    #20
                    Re: My Grandpa Was NOT A Gorilla!

                    This thread is really funny! And the pictures! ha ha. Well I hate to jump in and spoil all the fun times but I wanted to point out that anyone claiming your Grandpa to be a Gorilla is just plain silly! Proponents of evolution claim that our species (Homo Sapiens) evolved some 250,000 years ago. So unless your grandpa was 250,001 years old he was a human!

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556
                        #21
                        Re: My Grandpa Was NOT A Gorilla!

                        Glory!!!
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • vargvikernes1
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Jun 2015
                            • 10
                            #22
                            Re: My Grandpa Was NOT A Gorilla!

                            do'nt think you christians are so smart :/, holy [EUPHEMISM REMOVED BY MODERATOR]
                            Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 06-07-2015, 07:28 PM. Reason: Excretion is not holy. Ever. Even the LORD doesn't tolerate it: Deut. 23:12-14

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                              • Mary Etheldreda
                                Gushing for Jesus
                                 
                                • Sep 2011
                                • 23775
                                #23
                                Re: My Grandpa Was NOT A Gorilla!

                                Originally posted by vargvikernes1 View Post
                                do'nt think you christians are so smart :/, holy [EUPHEMISM REMOVED BY MODERATOR]
                                If you can't make your point politely, you must not have a very good point.

                                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                  • vargvikernes1
                                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                                    • Jun 2015
                                    • 10
                                    #24
                                    Re: My Grandpa Was NOT A Gorilla!

                                    piffle off, christian FILTH DELETED

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                                      • WWJDnow
                                        True Christian™
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Aug 2009
                                        • 6314
                                        #25
                                        Re: My Grandpa Was NOT A Gorilla!

                                        There is no need to be abusive. Remember, God is love. Your mother should wash your mouth out with soap to get rid of that filthy language.
                                        The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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                                          • vargvikernes1
                                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                                            • Jun 2015
                                            • 10
                                            #26
                                            Re: My Grandpa Was NOT A Gorilla!

                                            Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
                                            There is no need to be abusive. Remember, God is love. Your mother should wash your mouth out with soap to get rid of that filthy language.
                                            your mother should sterilize you

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                                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                 
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 78556
                                                #27
                                                Re: My Grandpa Was NOT A Gorilla!

                                                Originally posted by vargvikernes1 View Post
                                                your mother should sterilize you
                                                That is always the atheist's answer to everything, isn't it. Well listen up sunny Jim: Jesus is the only one who can decide who is punished or rewarded. Not you.

                                                Go take your hatemongering somewhere else.
                                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                  • Harsha Shah
                                                    Curry slurping demon
                                                     
                                                    • Aug 2014
                                                    • 321
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: My Grandpa Was NOT A Gorilla!

                                                    Yes. This is Harsha Shah. I am thinking that the honoured pastor Ezekiel Flint has perhaps not totally understood how evolution works? Yes. I hope I am not offending anyone. The time between our grandfathers and us is much too short to show any real change in living things. Yes. We must go back millions of years to get to the gorilla and we must also remember that the gorilla of that time was not the same as the gorilla today. This is something that my schoolschildren are also finding hard to comprehend. Yes. Perhaps it is this that makes evolution difficult to accept in your religion. Yes.
                                                    "Ecclesiastes 3:7
                                                    A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak."                                                    Yes. Women are saving lives. It is time we are speaking! Yes!

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                                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                         
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 78556
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: My Grandpa Was NOT A Gorilla!

                                                        Originally posted by Harsha Shah View Post
                                                        Yes. This is Harsha Shah. I am thinking that the honoured pastor Ezekiel Flint has perhaps not totally understood how evolution works? Yes. I hope I am not offending anyone. The time between our grandfathers and us is much too short to show any real change in living things. Yes. We must go back millions of years to get to the gorilla and we must also remember that the gorilla of that time was not the same as the gorilla today. This is something that my schoolschildren are also finding hard to comprehend. Yes. Perhaps it is this that makes evolution difficult to accept in your religion. Yes.
                                                        Show me where it says any of that in the Holy Word of God.
                                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                          • Gotion
                                                            Unsaved trash
                                                            • Jun 2015
                                                            • 1
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: My Grandpa Was NOT A Gorilla!

                                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                            Show me where it says any of that in the Holy Word of God.
                                                            It only says that in Genesis 2:69 that gorillas became what they are over millions of years, but only with the help of God. Of course, since you are such a non-believer you wouldn't know.

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