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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    The fact is, I believe in the theory of evolution, right?
    Now if someone was to point out to me a flaw with this theory (and they have, believe me) I would look at the argument presented and take time to consider it logically.

    I wouldn't just say 'oh but the great Darwin said it, it must be right!!'
    Of course you wouldn't say that, because your satanic master darwin was never right about anything. Brother Remy has whipped you soundly in more than one debate on this very topic, yet you still persist in trying to shove your cult nonsense down our throats. Flaw after flaw has been pointed out to you, yet here you are, still whining and trying to recruit more souls for satan.

    And how dare you compare your monkey guru to the One True God of the Holy Bible!?

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  • Rachael Van Helsing
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    Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang

    The fact is, I believe in the theory of evolution, right?
    Now if someone was to point out to me a flaw with this theory (and they have, believe me) I would look at the argument presented and take time to consider it logically.

    I wouldn't just say 'oh but the great Darwin said it, it must be right!!'

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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
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    Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    So what about the contradictions in the bible? The impossibilities? They mean NOTHING?
    Those of us who read God's Perfect Word literally do not see any contradictions or impossibilities. The only "Christians" who seem to notice them are the fluffy-bunny liberal "Christians" (like the Loserans and the Whiskeypalians) who insist on "interpreting" the Bible.

    I wonder why that could be. Could it be that ... oh, I don't know ... they are "interpreting" all of those contradictions and impossibilities into the Bible, when they weren't there before?

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  • Pastor Al E Pistle
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    Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang

    Originally posted by Berto R. View Post
    Scientific or contradictory?
    We don't believe in 'science', so that is right out. And we don't believe there are any logical contradictions, so that is right out as well.

    Friend, this forum is to praise JESUS and get people SAVED(TM) by starting them on a program of tithing. We can't have a bunch of contradictory mumbo-jumbo posted here. It will just confuse potential members.

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  • Berto R.
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    Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang

    Friend,

    Just show me one mistake from The Bible KJV1611.
    Scientific or contradictory?

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang

    Originally posted by Berto R. View Post
    There are many contradictions and scientific errors. Just type "bible mistakes" or "bible contradictions" in your web browser and you'll have plenty.
    Friend,

    Just show me one mistake from The Bible KJV1611.

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  • Berto R.
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    You crazy hippy, there are no contradictions -- just your womanly brain tricking you. See, this is what happens when women try to read God's Word! It was intended for a man's mind -- leave it at that! Let your husband explain it to you, and tell you what to believe.
    There are many contradictions and scientific errors. Just type "bible mistakes" or "bible contradictions" in your web browser and you'll have plenty.

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  • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
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    You crazy hippy, there are no contradictions -- just your womanly brain tricking you. See, this is what happens when women try to read God's Word! It was intended for a man's mind -- leave it at that! Let your husband explain it to you, and tell you what to believe.

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  • Rachael Van Helsing
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    Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang

    There ARE contradictions, I've posted them before!
    and 'they're like that because god just wants to test the faithful and toss out the unbelievers' is NOT an excuse!

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    So what about the contradictions in the bible? The impossibilities? They mean NOTHING?
    Every word in the Bible means something, harlot. There are no contradictions in God's Word. If you had ever studied at Landover Baptist University, you would know that!

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  • Rachael Van Helsing
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    Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang

    So what about the contradictions in the bible? The impossibilities? They mean NOTHING?

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    Nothing wrong if, like yourself, you are a christian who takes the bible literally.
    Not all of us believe in the bible or take it literally....now for those of us who, like myself, do not believe in the bible, we notice bits which contradict etc.
    Thus, we debate it.
    Now, you can say it's the word of god all you like but for those of us who don't believe in god, it's open for debate.
    That's like a couple of 5 year olds "debating" how electricity gets into their TV. There is nothing to debate about Jesus or the Holy Bible, unless you just don't get it....Which includes you and all of your monkey-worshipping buddies.

    John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word.8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

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  • Rachael Van Helsing
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    Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang

    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
    There is nothing 'debatable' in the Bible because it is the ineffable Word of God. By definition there is nothing 'wrong' with it.
    Nothing wrong if, like yourself, you are a christian who takes the bible literally.
    Not all of us believe in the bible or take it literally....now for those of us who, like myself, do not believe in the bible, we notice bits which contradict etc.
    Thus, we debate it.
    Now, you can say it's the word of god all you like but for those of us who don't believe in god, it's open for debate.

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  • robert12345
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    Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang

    BLASPHEMY! You are one post away from starring on Pastor Al's gong show.
    It was a joke. I am fully aware that there's no such thing as god so I can't be one either.

    Let me just add how truly sorry I am for insulting your faith. It is your constitutional right to be stupid to believe and I won't do it again.

    But I will be proud to bear some infraction points and tithe to this wonderful Church.

    Help me change into a good Christian man!

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  • Brother V
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    Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    My point is, if I'm debating the bible, I'll at least make an effort to know a bit about it so I can point out what's wrong with it.

    You can't point out what you think is wrong with science if you know NOTHING about science.
    You know nothing about the bible (kjv1611) and obviously know nothing about how things get to be the way they are.

    You think "DNA" is why things are the way they are, well that's just wrong.

    Genesis 30:37 And Jacob took him rods of green poplar, and of the hazel and chesnut tree; and pilled white strakes in them, and made the white appear which was in the rods.

    38 And he set the rods which he had pilled before the flocks in the gutters in the watering troughs when the flocks came to drink, that they should conceive when they came to drink.

    39 And the flocks conceived before the rods, and brought forth cattle ringstraked, speckled, and spotted.


    You make ringstraked, speckled and spotted cattle by having them drink from troughs that have painted rods in it... duh!

    YIC
    V

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