[Talitha]

Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang

no your right its not important

Thank Heaven!!

Well done Bobby-Joe.
I think the Penny has now dropped.

Have you donated to Jesus yet friend?

[eightofninekev]

Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang

Friend,

Is it really important who God chose as His instrument to write the KJV1611? A Tool of God® is just that, a tool.

no your right its not important

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang

I'm just curious thats all ,i went to college where we learned about Tyndale being the first person to write the bible in english and that most of the kjv 1611 is made up of what he wrote .

Friend,

Is it really important who God chose as His instrument to write the KJV1611? A Tool of God® is just that, a tool.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang

I'm just curious thats all ,i went to college where we learned about Tyndale being the first person to write the bible in english and that most of the kjv 1611 is made up of what he wrote .

You obviously attended a college with a curriculum designed by satan himself. They didn't even teach you to capitalize properly. Enjoy your shiny new infraction points, bonehead.

[eightofninekev]

Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang

Why direct us to that false, lying site? Do you think that any True Christian is going to be fooled by that pathetic attempt to undermine the KJV 1611's authenticity. King James was the person chosen to translate God's word into His favourite language, English. Any other version is obviously fake.

I'm just curious thats all ,i went to college where we learned about Tyndale being the first person to write the bible in english and that most of the kjv 1611 is made up of what he wrote .

[Student of Landover]

Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang

Have any of you heard of someone called William Tyndale ?

http://www.greatsite.com/timeline-en...m-tyndale.html

Why direct us to that false, lying site? Do you think that any True Christian is going to be fooled by that pathetic attempt to undermine the KJV 1611's authenticity. King James was the person chosen to translate God's word into His favourite language, English. Any other version is obviously fake.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang

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Actually it was dictated by King James (attach some roman numeral)
King James was not God
Therefore you have prooved nothing

How could (incorrect) versions of the Bible exist prior to James then?
Praise! You have only proven your own stupidity.


Have any of you heard of someone called William Tyndale ?

http://www.greatsite.com/timeline-en...m-tyndale.html

The one True Holy Bible is the KJV1611 Bible as dictated by God directly to King James The entire story is HERE.

King James was chosen by God Himself for the task of putting the Holy Bible into comprehensible English. It does not matter one bit that King James turned out to be a homer who sodomized his 13 year old nephew, because God used him for His purposes and then tossed the old faggot into hellfire. The point is, Landover Baptist Church is clearly God's chosen people, because we follow the LITERAL Word of God, with no exceptions.

[Student of Landover]

Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang

My god! Anti-Landover Geek - You are ugly. Seriously, that picture makes me want to throw up! If you need any further proof that God punishes sinners and those who don't believe, look in the mirror!

[eightofninekev]

Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang

.
Actually it was dictated by King James (attach some roman numeral)
King James was not God
Therefore you have prooved nothing

How could (incorrect) versions of the Bible exist prior to James then?
Praise! You have only proven your own stupidity.


Have any of you heard of someone called William Tyndale ?

http://www.greatsite.com/timeline-english-bible-history/william-tyndale.html

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang

1.
Circular logic
Proves nothing
Makes you look stupid

So you're saying humans created themselfs, before we existed?
What a retard!

2.
Actually it was dictated by King James (attach some roman numeral)
King James was not God
Therefore you have prooved nothing

How could (incorrect) versions of the Bible exist prior to James then?
Praise! You have only proven your own stupidity.

3.
I am schizophrenic
So they are mild delusions
And not the will of god

How could you know? You are too deluded to think straight.

4.
I could probably construct just as credible an arguement with a dolphin and a piece of string

...though why a piece of string I could not say

Has any dolphin ever been resurrected? NO.

5.
Actually residual cosmic forces from the Big Bang created the Earth, not god

Were you there? No, you were not.
God was there at the very beginning of time, so I'd rather trust Him than you!

6.
And here I thought that it was human nature...

Are even hurricanes, such as Katriana, "human nature"?
You're SO lost in your delusions, its a magnificent testimony to the Glory of God! (And His existance! Praise Him!!)

7.
You do know that Hell is just a small town in northern MI, right?
and I thought it was your policy not to capitalize "Hell"

Sometimes I capitalize, sometimes I don't.. The important thing is to not glorify it. But to glorify Jesus for condmening you to it!
Praise Him!

PS. What existed first, the Bible or this stupid town?
You really ride the short bus don't you?

You dumb sinner.

[One of the Anti-Landover Geeks]

Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang

God kills heathens and heretics.
I don't want God to kill me.
Therefore, God exists.

Wow, you've just given me a revelation. I now truly see that you are an idiot wrapped up inside of a moron. I mean, was that supposed to make the slightest amount of sense?

[Deaner]

Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang

God kills heathens and heretics.
I don't want God to kill me.
Therefore, God exists.

That was awesome. That was one of those statements whose sheer simplicity and direct message cuts to the depths of my thoughts.

It takes a very wise person to break down the complicated teachings of Christ into something the common man can understand. You are to be commended Brother Temperance; your compassion for the unwashed is evident.

Dean

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang

random gobbledygook

You sir are all wrapped up in all the wrong things. Godly Logic(tm) cannot be understood by heathens. You have to have faith first, and then you will be a part of God's Wonderful Plan! Using fallible human/satanic "logic" will get you nothing but a one-way trip to Hell, my friend. Accept the Bible for what it is: The Inerrant Word of God(c), get on a Godly Tithing plan and you will have everlasting life!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang

God kills heathens and heretics.
I don't want God to kill me.
Therefore, God exists.

[One of the Anti-Landover Geeks]

Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang

As much as I hate to double post, I still want to correct a grammatical error in my above post. In response no. 2, I meant to say "have proven nothing"