The prostate, an example of God's creation

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Warning to the ladies: This thread is concerned with an intimate part of the anatomy of the superior sex. Please do not read further unless your Godly True Christian™ husband or father or a Landover Baptist pastor is in the room to guide you.

As men of a certain age doubtless know, the human male body contains an organ called a prostate. When illness affects the prostate, it can swell. In men (but not in certain other mammals, such as Rhesus monkeys), the urethra (the tube that carries #1), goes through the prostate. Of course, when the prostate swells, the man can have difficulty going #1.

Darwinists have cited the prostate in yet another desperate attempt to replace God's holy truth of creation with their satanic monkey-worship. In response, the folks at CreationWiki have explained how the prostate is consistent with creation. From here:

Talk Origins is not considering the affects of deterioration. The noted prostate infection is a result of deterioration, resulting from Man's Fall.

So there you have it. As part of the curse, God rerouted the urethra through the prostate. This also explains why man differs from some of the animals in this respect, since Rhesus monkeys did not fall.

As an added benefit, the prostate increases the suffering of the sinful, since those who are saved and in obedience to God don't get sick (Exodus 23:25; Deuteronomy 7:15). Thus, God has seen to it that His justice will be served in this life as well as the next. Praise!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: The prostate, an example of God's creation

Praise Brother! Another revelation that tells us that the act of Godly seeding is to take priority over the other functions of our male members.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The prostate, an example of God's creation

Praise Jesus and thank you for that inspired information Brother MSTT.

And just to illustrate how deeply depraved the joo-controlled scientific community can be, THIS bit of filth recently slithered out of their mouths. A bigger pile of steaming demonpoop I've never seen.

I want to echo Brother MSTT's warning: DO NOT follow the link above if you are a female, or a queer.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: The prostate, an example of God's creation

And just to illustrate how deeply depraved the joo-controlled scientific community can be, THIS bit of filth recently slithered out of their mouths. A bigger pile of steaming demonpoop I've never seen.

That's terrible. How demon-infested do those perverts have to be if they think that any good can come of ... well ... you know?

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

Re: The prostate, an example of God's creation

I misread the title assaying that prostitutes were an example of God's creation. Oops.

Anyway, why is it tha science turns people into perverts? From giant vaginas to labs full of people studying self-abuse/sperm-murder, science has gone too far.

If the Amish decide to start believing in up-to-date firearms I will join them in a second.

[SUV]

Re: The prostate, an example of God's creation

Giant virginias! Sickening!

(Why do we always have to end up talking about Dora Denkins?)

[Billy-Ray-Bob]

Re: The prostate, an example of God's creation

The prostate is the gay man and satan's playground;

Never get your prostate checked since it is the so called proctologist's way of recruiting men to be homosexuals with their anal spelunking.

If your prostate swells, just drink less water so you have less need to release the #1.

If it is your time to go, it was god's will, so don't get fooled into going to a proctologist.