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  • Jigaboos Worried 'Bout Dem Bones Dem Bones

    Well the latest nonsense from the monkey-worshipers is to tour a box of old nigra bones and charge admission to all the gullible liebtrals who believe that their grandfather was an ape. "Lucy" is the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on Mankind! THIS is nothing but God-mockery!!

    Ethiopians fret as "Lucy" skeleton heads to U.S.

    ADDIS ABABA (Reuters) - Ethiopians worried on Tuesday that the fragile bones of their world-famous skeleton -- the remains of a more than 3-million-year-old female hominid known as "Lucy" -- may not survive a six year U.S. tour.

    The fossil and 190 other heritage items left Ethiopia at the start of the week for the Houston National Museum of Natural Science, a museum official told Reuters.

    Lucy had been officially scheduled to go on tour some time this month. But the quiet nature of her first departure from Ethiopia in more than three decades surprised locals.

    "A fossil like Lucy is so rare and so fragile that it should only be moved out of the country if there is a compelling reason that would benefit the nation in a unique way," Zeray Alemseged, a well-known Ethiopian paleontologist, told Reuters.

    He discovered the remains of another 3 million-year-old girl known as "Selam" in 2000 in the remote Afar region, where Lucy was discovered in 1974 by U.S. scientist Donald Johanson.

    "The question that should be asked is whether the amount of money that will be earned from this trip is worth the risk we are taking," he said.

    Lucy's fossilized skeleton is thought to be between 3 million and 4 million years old and was hailed by experts as the earliest hominid ever discovered.

    Scientists say the almost complete skeleton is a landmark in the search for the origins of humanity. But few Ethiopians have glimpsed the treasure.

    "Why should Lucy be seen by Americans when Ethiopians have only seen her twice?" said 34-year-old administrator Dilu Kebede in Addis Ababa.

    The "Lucy" normally on display at the Ethiopian National Museum is a replica as the real remains have been locked away.

    "I worry that it may break apart," said Yoseph Tensai, a 46-year-old marijuana shop owner. "But I think it is good for Ethiopia to show our treasure to the world."

    The government said last year the tour, expected to move on to 10 other U.S. museums and last until 2013, would boost tourist interest in Ethiopia.
    Right. I'm so sure that Godly White Christians are going to flock to heathen Ethiopia after looking at a pile of monkeybones in an American secular museum. If folks really want to know about the origins of Mankind, all they have to do is read the Holy Bible, or visit THIS Godly museum. Praise Jesus.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    Re: Jigaboos Worried 'Bout Dem Bones Dem Bones

    Dem Bones, Dem Bones, dem - dry bones!
    Dem Bones, Dem Bones, dem - dry bones!
    Dem Bones, Dem Bones, dem - dry bones!
    I need a Bone myself!

    Oh - I do apologize. I didn't know anyone was looking. JESUS! Dem people's speech and rhythms can be contagious!

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      Re: Jigaboos Worried 'Bout Dem Bones Dem Bones

      Careful, Sister SUV. You know what they say..... Once you go Black, no white man will take you back. Once you go Nigrah, you start losin' yo' figuah. Start sleepin' with Obama, and little darkies will call you "Mamma." Take a Dark member, and you'll be sore 'til November.

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        Re: Jigaboos Worried 'Bout Dem Bones Dem Bones

        Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
        Careful, Sister SUV. You know what they say..... Once you go Black, no white man will take you back. Once you go Nigrah, you start losin' yo' figuah. Start sleepin' with Obama, and little darkies will call you "Mamma." Take a Dark member, and you'll be sore 'til November.
        Obama for President: http://obama.senate.gov/ !

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        • #5
          Re: Jigaboos Worried 'Bout Dem Bones Dem Bones

          Originally posted by vestal_mastecation View Post
          Obama for President: http://obama.senate.gov/ !
          Monkey lover.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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            Re: Jigaboos Worried 'Bout Dem Bones Dem Bones

            In high school, we had one kid who had a black girlfriend. I think he was Jewish or part Middle Eastern or something. Eddie Albala was his name. He played basketball. Anyway, we used to tease him about doing it with monkeys all the time, until one day we were coming out of Hardees and saw Eddie and his father at the gas station across the street. So we yelled, "Hey Eddie, are you still trying to get your monkey girlfriend pregnant? Are you gonna have a little monkey baby?" Eddies father looked angry, like he was going to come over and hit us or something. But he just walked away, and we keyed his car and dumped a soda through the window on the back seat. Eddie flunked out at the beginning of senior year, and now he works at the same gas station. I used to see him behind the bulletproof glass all the time, crying.

            High school. Good times.
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            • #7
              Re: Jigaboos Worried 'Bout Dem Bones Dem Bones

              Originally posted by Trent Harvey, Jr. View Post

              In high school, we had one kid who had a black girlfriend. I think he was Jewish or part Middle Eastern or something. Eddie Albala was his name. He played basketball. Anyway, we used to tease him about doing it with monkeys ... Eddie flunked out at the beginning of senior year, and now he works at the same gas station. I used to see him behind the bulletproof glass all the time, crying ...
              Sooooo you're saying you used to be a bully in high school, Mr Trent?
              1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
              1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


              1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

              Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
              Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                Re: Jigaboos Worried 'Bout Dem Bones Dem Bones

                Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
                Sooooo you're saying you used to be a bully in high school, Mr Trent?
                Where did you get that from? Did you see the fat hellbound dothead goth's warning against jumping to conclusions? I think you could learn a valuable lesson from it.
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



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                • #9
                  Re: Jigaboos Worried 'Bout Dem Bones Dem Bones

                  Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post

                  Where did you get that from? Did you see the fat hellbound dothead goth's warning against jumping to conclusions? I think you could learn a valuable lesson from it.
                  Hmmm ... not sure what you mean ... I must've missed the fat hellbound dothead goth part ... so I'll take your word for it, Brother T
                  1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                  1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                  1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                  Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                  Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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