[Roland]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

If the bible ever gets 100% proven by fact and logic, I will personally give you 100 dollars and then hang my self. You'd like that wouldnt you...

Hello Nuclear,

Hanging yourself is not particularly salvic (1 Corinthians 6:19-20). You need to understand that the Christians™ on this forum want (what they think is) the best for you and that is being Saved©. Do you really think they want you to hang yourself? Then you probably know very little about the Bible.

Kind regard,

Roland

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

If the bible ever gets 100% proven by fact and logic, I will personally give you 100 dollars and then hang my self. You'd like that wouldnt you...

If Jesus is real then the Bible(KJV1611) is fact: we can agree on that. So now it is encumbent on you to show that Jesus was other than whole He was.

Don't try to shift the burden of proof. That is science 101!

Sheesh, you atheists don't even know your own religion.

YIC

[NuclearNinjjaXD]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

Let's do a little recap here, crayfish.





As we have established, you are more than little confused and these examples you tried to use were not contradictions.

So my beautiful butterfly, let me give you an example about actual contradiction. OK, let's see what you wrote here.



You see, you claimed that you followed everything that bible said, yet you have shown here that you know very little about the bible. Following the bible while not knowing what is written in it?

Now, my friend, that is a contradiction.
You are welcome.

If the bible ever gets 100% proven by fact and logic, I will personally give you 100 dollars and then hang my self. You'd like that wouldnt you...

[Elmer G. White]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

You get your science from the bible, an unproven, not updated, 2000 year old racist, homophobic, sexist, ignorant, arrogant, disproven book...

Of course God has many qualities. In addition to those quoted by you (God is not supposed to be updated - 1 Corinthians 12:5; He does abhor some nations - Judges 6:16; He has explicitly expressed that sodomy is a grievous sin - 1 Timothy 1:10; Jesus commands women to obey - 1 Corinthians 11:9; He does have his misgivings about science - 1 Timothy 6:20; He has all the reasons to be arrogant as He Created everything - Genesis 1:1 etc.; and the Bible has been proven - Psalms 12:6 testifies for the whole content of this wonderful book), He is also merciful (Exodus 34:6) and Loving to those who accept Him (John 3:16), while those who reject Him have no hope (John 3:18).

I am going to present you with three additional verses that are going to turn your world upside down. They have converted several atheists to True Faith™ as they reveal how wrong you've been. We DO get our Creation Science from the Bible, because the observations of atheists, their tellyschopes and microtomes and statistics are skewed. God has deceived them because they dismissed Him!



Isaiah 66:4
I also will choose their delusions, and will bring their fears upon them; because when I called, none did answer; when I spake, they did not hear: but they did evil before mine eyes, and chose that in which I delighted not.

2 Thessalonians 2:11
And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:

Your senses have been fooled by your unbelief. An omnipotent entity (Revelation 19:6) can also fool computers and photographs as easily.

Ultimately, we respect God not because He is nice or gentle but because he is to be feared and obeyed (Ecclesiastes 12:13). There would be no point in worshiping an entity that had a laissez-faire attitude towards everything. No. God is capricious, He may smite us any moment (please, read the Book of Job for reference). He rules. We obey. He has told us the True Form™ of the World (Revelation 7:1) and the Firmament (Genesis 1:6). All else is delusion.

Exodus 3:14
And God said unto Moses, I AM THAT I AM: and he said, Thus shalt thou say unto the children of Israel, I AM hath sent me unto you.




Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Alvin Moss]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

racist, homophobic, sexist...

You people always seem to used the same vocabulary. Do you get those words on some web site or do you learn them at your meetings? People who talk like you do always seem to go to a lot of meetings.

[NuclearNinjjaXD]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

You get your science from the bible, an unproven, not updated, 2000 year old racist, homophobic, sexist, ignorant, arrogant, disproven book...

[Elmer G. White]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

You... are... so... stupid...

Dear Miss Nuclear,

It is a privilege to welcome you to God's Favorite Forum. You seem to be a taciturn person of few words. You also seem most uneducated in Scripture, Creation Science and argumentation.

A fallacious argument is based on emotions and opinions, not evidence. One example is the appeal to person, ad hominem. Instead of scrutinizing the actual content of this Godly thread you simple choose insulting. That is all fine and good for us, as it is a sign of the immanent return of Jesus!



Jude 1:18
How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.

If you simply wanted to have a tantrum, that is perfectly OK and you can return to your physical and mental self-abuse. If, however, you wanted to have your opinion taken seriously, you performed quite badly.

Thank you for this opportunity to teach you some basics of normal conversation and manners!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[NuclearNinjjaXD]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

You... are... so... stupid...

[Father Chukuma Jones]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

Serpent of old, even your nickname is malefic. You did poor work of hiding your true identity of an internet daemon. This forums are luckily warded from all evil, you have no power here! Go spread your heresy among those who reject the truth.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

Oh boy. That will be a long one.
Blah, blah, blah, drivel, snort...

I hope you didn't think anyone would read that drool. I bet it took quite a while to come up with all those useless words. You must have a pretty high opinion of yourself.


What do you want here, heathen?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[GOD=life]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

Oh boy. That will be a long one.

No, actually pretty short.

You are probably a 1-post wonder copy-pasting already debunked junk from elsewhere.

I see no point in responding to someone who hasn't even introduced himself in the Introductions forum.

Your argument is thus invalid.

[Serpent_Of_Old]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

Oh boy. That will be a long one.

Many worthless freaks believe the Bible is fact, while every scientific paper is a lie. I find that quite pathetic, since the only people who seem to come up with the actual 'proof' that the word of god is fact are the religious people themselves. Well why wouldn't they? They have to protect their meaningless jobs.

You see what I did there? I switched "Science" with the Bible and the message was the same. Only pointed in the opposite direction. Generally a good sign, that the presented argument is weak. Seeing someone put all scientific fields into one big sack is also quite something. Allah was your prophet, wasn't he?

Seriously, how are we meant to believe anything some worthless scientist tells us, when it is clearly a lie and fabrication to attack our God. ALL Scientists are in league with Lucifer, their plan to blast our heads so full of nonsense that we believe more in their far-out-trash, than God almighty.

Actually it is quite simple. If you don't believe it, try it yourself. If you get the same resuts, there probably is something to it. The goal Isn't to disprove god (then they'd make more use of the Bible), but find a reason for why things happen or how to make things easier. So if all scientists are in league with the devel, why are you buying their unholy creations? I mean. You probably use a fridge (Themodynamics, Elektrics -both parts of Physics- , Chemestry and biology. All are scientific fields), A car (Mechanics, Themodynamics, Elektrics, Fluid Mechanics, Petrochemestry,...) or a computer (Electrics, IT, Communication technology, Optics,...) If you actually abandoned all science, you'd be sitting naked in a cave.

Genetics, dinosaurs, men on the moon. All bullshit. For every co-called fact they can give me, i can dismiss it as fabricated nonsense. It's already a well-known-fact that all the moon landings were faked. Man has never set foot into space, and I would be willing to bet that nothing else has either. All the pictures from so-called sattelites ... FAKE, all pictures from other plantes ... FAKE, and how can we believe most so-called fossils are truly what they say if their so-called carbon dating bullshit comes from these perverting scientists too? In truth - We can't.

OK. I will give you at least that. Not because I think you're right (actually the opposite is true, you are fatally wrong in my eyes), but because it is either on a too small scale to be tested at home (Genetics), on a too large timescale (Dinosaurs) or too expensive to just prove a single person wrong (Moonlanding). And I am not completely sure, why the US governmet would pump millions of dollars into a fake Spaceprogram to launch unfunctional probes into "'Space'" to then produce made up images of the earth.

So in an effort to prove these pathetic scientists wrong, I set them a task. They ask me to prove God exists? Well I asked them to prove to me the Earth is round, not flat. Prove this to me - NOT with so-called 'genuine' pictures from 'outerspace', or any of your other science fiction bullshit.

Nothing more simple than that. All you need is a car, and money for ferry and fuel. (Or if that is still too much witchcraft for you, just a horse and a sailing boat). Simply move west by compass or following the evening sun.

I'll just assume, that the rest of your post was added later.

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The earth isn't completely flat at the moment, it's puffed up due to all the water from the flood going into the earth:
The earth does have corners however (Isaiah 11:12 & Revelation 7:1) so it probably looks more like a cube than a sphere.
And nobody here denied that you cannot fall off the earth I'm sure.

So why do people keep saying that the eart is flat and not Lensshaped? Because that IS a difference.
Now look at an image of a lens and compare it to an image of a cube. Do you notice something? Right. They can almost be no more different.
And where did the water for a flood come from?

Time zones are human inventions.
However, it can indeed be night and day at the same time, and that's because the earth is big, and the sun moves:
It cannot shine everywhere, you see.. That should be pretty straight-forward.

Well yes. Obviously. What would be the alternative? Having them comanded by God?
You also made a little mistake with your big almost flat world, moving sun approach. That is, that at daytime, everybody has some stage of daytime. You can test this by playing god. Get a flat piece of cardboard and paint your own little world on one side. Now grab a lamp, point it at the earth and start spinning it slowly alround, You'll see that as soon as the habitated side get's sun, everybody on the habitated side get's sun. The funny thing is, it works no matter how big your earth is. Now go to Chatroulette, Omegle, Facebook, or what ever site you have that provides live Videochat. Ask them What time of day it is. You'll find that at any time, every time is present. Amazing, isn't it?

Please prove it doesn't. Have YOU gone into space to see? No, of course not.
And why is Isiah's witness account less reliable than those of your beloved "scientists"?

The difference is, Isiah's witness is that guy who knows your father from back in the highschooldays. You find a little note he wrote back then, saying SalvationSeekers Dad is straight.
The scientists are a few guys that hardly know each other, but all observed at different occasions your Dad being taken from behind. Some of them even took pictures, but those are probably all fake.

No, as even a flat object has two sides, moron. (An object so flat that it does not have two sides is an impossible, non-existant object.)
It would depend entirely on which side is pointed at the sun!

Try it yourself, hold a book with the front or back towards the sun, does the sun shine on both sides of it?
No, of course not, fool. One side is in shadow.

But the earth is, as I said, not completely flat either... More like a cube.
So stop this sillyness.

Oh. OK. The earth uses both sides. Why didn't you say that all along? That makes the claim that the earth is really big just as useless as before. So instead of a ball, we get a squashed ball. Damn. Those scientists and captains are just too good at hiding that fact.
But wait, there's more. It actually isn't a squashed but a cube with slightly bloated faces. To be totally honest, that almost looks like a sphere.

And yes, this is indeed funny.
You follower of so-called science are very funny in your foolishness:
Astronomists claimed for "a fact" that the sun was inhabited during the 1700's.. !!
Why should I trust them now? Why must science be right NOW?
All previous theories in every scientific field has been wrong after all..
So that's what.. how many percentage of all theories have been incorrect? 99% maybe?
Friend, you're better off playing russian roulette than believing scientists, the chance to get that bullet is alot less than believing an incorrect theory..

It was totally right of you to poop your pants as a child. Good thing you never changed that habit like tose "Scientists".
What even is the chance, that you picked the right choice with your religion? 90% at best, when we only look at the major ones.

So water flows upwards instead of downwards now?
Is there no end to your foolishness?

The water from the flood had to go somewhere, and where did it went?
Into the earth! Becoming the groundwater of today and puffing up the earth.

Put a pot full of water on a stove and leave it there for a few hours. It will actually disappear. It couldn't have moved further down, you made sure of that, so.. what is this wizardry?
And it's a good thing the rainwater doesn't go into the ground. That would just be ridicolous.

And what's to say that your understanding of numbers is correct?
How would you know? By making a calculation with the same numbers you have no way of validating?

You've got to admit, that math is a quite usful tool for everything that you can count or measure. I've seen once something about some african tribe without any numerical system, living in mud. I mean, I'm totally fine with you wanting to live with an arican tribe in the mud. And your skill with a tool is independant of the tool you use. You could become a master in jamming nails into a wall with a brick. But you still would be jamming nails into a wall with a brick.
Or to stay at numbers: I'd prefer to use the duodecimal (or douzimal) System, as it would be easier to use on a day to day basis.

But it must come as a shock to you who thinks your precious high-priest pastors are infallible.. or even have a clue what they're talking about.

Hah.

Far too many to list!
But what about the "undisputable fact" that atoms couldn't be split? And that they didn't contain any energy at all? This was "fact" as late as the 30's!
Well, how wrong they was.. to put it mildly.
Cause I take it you've heard of nuclear weapons? Well if not, you will when we drop a few on your terrorist friends in Iran!


..And while speaking of atoms, do you know how many models of how one is constructed there has been?
All discarded in favor of a later one, culminating in our current one.

Yeah, science never changes at all, it's 100% truth..
Just that all early theories have been proven untrue and new theories are constantly changed or added..
Still all truth right?

Up to the point when tools were finally avaiable to split atoms, there was no reason to attempt it or assume otherwise. And the thing with theories is that they are not facts. They are not yet completely proven and people who use those these theories now that.

No. God showed it to Him.
What about you? Did God show you anything? No?
So how then would you know better? You simply trust in the word of a man.

Did God show it to you? No. At best God told it Isiah, who told it someone, who wrote it down, to have it then translated centuries later and then read by you

[BelieverInGod]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

I got this in my email today, thought it was funny and summed up how atheists work around their "scientific data"

[Basilissa]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

Don't you mean, "again"? They claim to have been a believing Christian, and that's just not possible without knowing that which you profess to believe, and the only way to know what a Christian is supposed to believe is to read the Bible.

Well, I'm giving this nut job the benefit of the doubt. Maybe he's Catholic and was never given the permission to read the Bible