[Frayling0]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

Your inability to avoid the censor while raving about your success at avoiding the censor makes me happy inside. Thank you.



The reason it disgusts you is because you are an atheist terrorist. Hits a little too close to home for you, doesn't it, you sick twisted caricature of a man?



You fool! Do Muslim extremists follow the Word of the LORD GOD recorded perfectly in the 1611 King James Bible? No, of course they do not. YOU look in the mirror, if you can bear it, you perverted monster.



YOU should be stoned to death for blaspheming the Word of the LORD GOD and being a sodomite satan worshipper. Please, sir, turn to GOD before it's too late.

The fact you are ignorant, presumptuous, and smug, makes ME happy inside.

[Cursed]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

You all are extreamist pifflekk holes. Yea, censor AVOIDANCE!

Your inability to avoid the censor while raving about your success at avoiding the censor makes me happy inside. Thank you.

This smiley disgusts me:

The reason it disgusts you is because you are an atheist terrorist. Hits a little too close to home for you, doesn't it, you sick twisted caricature of a man?

You guys are just as bad as them. Extremists killing and hating for religion. Look in the mirror and then tell me you dont see it. So dont hate on people for having the EXACT BEHAVIOR AS YOU!

You fool! Do Muslim extremists follow the Word of the LORD GOD recorded perfectly in the 1611 King James Bible? No, of course they do not. YOU look in the mirror, if you can bear it, you perverted monster.

This shouldent be legal. This is a site spreading LIES about the innocent.

YOU should be stoned to death for blaspheming the Word of the LORD GOD and being a sodomite satan worshipper. Please, sir, turn to GOD before it's too late.

[Dr.Isaiah]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

I am a Brain Sergent and I've read the bible 15+ times...

There's something wrong with your brain alright.

And I am going to Hell? I'm going to cry my eyes out and repent for the rest of my life... I will become homeless because every job out there now is Satanic. I will walk around in ragged clothing and messy hair, a bible in hand, because that is all I can have to be a perfect being in God's eyes.

Untrue. Why don't you limp-wrist libertards understand that loving Jesus doesn't necessarily mean living in poverty.

Read:
"My God will supply every need of yours according to his riches in glory in Christ Jesus."
Phl. 4:19

If your need is a minivan to drive your kids to soccer practice, God will permit it. If you need a new pair of shoes, God will show you a good sale.

The only hook is that you have to accept Jesus Christ in your heart. To obey the Bible to the letter, I mean it the way I said it, and to tithe generously.

I thought God was a loving parent, who wants us to learn and progress in our research, wants us to work hard, and grow, be healthy, etc...

That's not the way I understand it.

[incoherent rant]

I think I am an atheist now, thanks to all of you. If we're all going to hell, might as well live the best life we can. Because according to you, God hates us. Thank you, for being the one to make me realize all of this. Maybe Baptists aren't so bad after all.

Oh geez, let me cry a tear for you.
You came here as a hatetheist and you're leaving as one. This is an obvious attempt at guilt-tripping decent, hard working, Godly men and women. This is our forum, not yours. If you don't like it, don't come around. There is no need to come violently attacking peaceful Christian soldiers.

Emperor Hussein Obama sure has you brainwashed.

[shootingstars00]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

I am a Brain Sergent and I've read the bible 15+ times... And I am going to Hell? I'm going to cry my eyes out and repent for the rest of my life... I will become homeless because every job out there now is Satanic. I will walk around in ragged clothing and messy hair, a bible in hand, because that is all I can have to be a perfect being in God's eyes. Wait, but will he send me to Hell for being a dirty homeless woman? What am I suppose to do now? I'm in such a panic, I really am. I thought God was a loving parent, who wants us to learn and progress in our research, wants us to work hard, and grow, be healthy, etc... I had no idea he hated all his children. Why did he create us if he hates us so? Why does he have us grow our knowledge if he does not want us to? Why would God knowingly send his loved ones to Earth and then condemn them to Hell? Did he decide he doesn't like any of us and wants to live alone with his Son up in Heaven? Is he going to watch each and everyone one of us suffer for the fun of it? I mean, you baptist hate everyone, so you guys must be going to hell too. WE'RE ALL GOING TO HELL. EACH AND EVERYONE ONE OF US.

I think I am an atheist now, thanks to all of you. If we're all going to hell, might as well live the best life we can. Because according to you, God hates us. Thank you, for being the one to make me realize all of this. Maybe Baptists aren't so bad after all.

[OnlyTheTruth]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

You all are extreamist pifflekk holes. Yea, censor AVOIDANCE!

This smiley disgusts me:


You guys are just as bad as them. Extremists killing and hating for religion. Look in the mirror and then tell me you dont see it. So dont hate on people for having the EXACT BEHAVIOR AS YOU! This shouldent be legal. This is a site spreading LIES about the innocent.

And isn't one of the 10 commandments "thou shalt not kill?" yet you apparently want to bomb terrorists. Tsk.

[BecauseIcantStandyou]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

You all are extreamist fuckkk holes. Yea, censor AVOIDANCE!

This smiley disgusts me:


You guys are just as bad as them. Extremists killing and hating for religion. Look in the mirror and then tell me you dont see it. So dont hate on people for having the EXACT BEHAVIOR AS YOU! This shouldent be legal. This is a site spreading LIES about the innocent.

[OnlyTheTruth]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

I just had a thought... let me take your levels of extremism and insanity... and imigine if this was a satanist website. You'd all be going around crucifying people upside-fuucking-down on pentagrams and putting them in peoples yards, and throwing burning bibles all over the place. Just an interesting thing to imagine. Well maybe it's a good thing that Christianity is a dominant religion huh? Otherwise we'd probably all be screwed over by people like you, especially if satanism was dominant.

[OnlyTheTruth]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

you're all insane piffleS!"

also thanks for havin a censor for the word "fuuuck," yea im sure everybody knows what word to replace "piffles" with.

[BecauseIcantStandyou]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!! You have pretty much voiced my thoughs perfectly. You people aren't christians, you're crazy people... this whole site just made me sick to my stomach. Somebody sent me this post and I thought it was a joke, but later realized how serious all of you are. It's just disgusting, all your talk of "Satan technology and Satan medicine" or whatever. YOU ARE ALL INSANE! That, I cannot stress enough. What makes you think that your religion is so right and perfect that you can call everyone who goes against it "Heathens and witches and unsaved trash?" Never have I felt so sickened by Christianity. I also saw that thread about Obama, calling him a "head hunting cannibal that became president because of affirmative action" is just wrong... I don't even know what to say, i don't even know any of you personally but i can honestly say i hate all of you.... you're all insane piffleS!"

Your welcome! You truly do speak only the truth. I was considering not even messing with you because truly i thought you were all mentally challenged. I dident want to mess around with retarded people but then i just realized your all just psycho idiots who i recommend go see a psychiatrist about all this. Assuming you dont believe that their satan worshiping witches too

Go fuck yourselves

[OnlyTheTruth]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

I believe i can in good confidence say that you are all idiots. Your accepting what was written years ago as a fact of life. Your saying i cant trust anyone because they go against your stupid book that contradicts itself a thousand times. I was raised a baptist but that wasent by choice. I always found it ridiculous and i really wish you all would just wake up. Look at the facts and leave your world of lies. Sure, the church has done some good but it dosent come close to the bad its done. Mass genocide and murder. All for a god youve never even spoken too. I know you havent because its in your belief that hes cut contact with modern man. Is it because now we think for ourselves? Think of all the HATE you guys just threw out. I thought you guys said jesus was about love and acceptance not spreading lies about how we should HATE everyone. Why on EARTH would you do that? Its about love yet all this is about is hate. Well you know what? I hate you all. If there is a jesus he would be sick. Im sure if there is a hell you will all go to it for your hate and discrimination. You are all racist, pigheaded, assholes. I wish you all pain and suffering, just as you wish to "Non-believers" and anyone who dosent have the exact same belief as you. You know what? I am going to go have pre-marital sex with my atheist girlfriend on a bible then burn it. Its what it deserves.

Greatest contribution to society right here:

THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!! You have pretty much voiced my thoughs perfectly. You people aren't christians, you're crazy people... this whole site just made me sick to my stomach. Somebody sent me this post and I thought it was a joke, but later realized how serious all of you are. It's just disgusting, all your talk of "Satan technology and Satan medicine" or whatever. YOU ARE ALL INSANE! That, I cannot stress enough. What makes you think that your religion is so right and perfect that you can call everyone who goes against it "Heathens and witches and unsaved trash?" Never have I felt so sickened by Christianity. I also saw that thread about Obama, calling him a "head hunting cannibal that became president because of affirmative action" is just wrong... I don't even know what to say, i don't even know any of you personally but i can honestly say i hate all of you.... you're all insane FUCKS!"

[BecauseIcantStandyou]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

I believe i can in good confidence say that you are all idiots. Your accepting what was written years ago as a fact of life. Your saying i cant trust anyone because they go against your stupid book that contradicts itself a thousand times. I was raised a baptist but that wasent by choice. I always found it ridiculous and i really wish you all would just wake up. Look at the facts and leave your world of lies. Sure, the church has done some good but it dosent come close to the bad its done. Mass genocide and murder. All for a god youve never even spoken too. I know you havent because its in your belief that hes cut contact with modern man. Is it because now we think for ourselves? Think of all the HATE you guys just threw out. I thought you guys said jesus was about love and acceptance not spreading lies about how we should HATE everyone. Why on EARTH would you do that? Its about love yet all this is about is hate. Well you know what? I hate you all. If there is a jesus he would be sick. Im sure if there is a hell you will all go to it for your hate and discrimination. You are all racist, pigheaded, assholes. I wish you all pain and suffering, just as you wish to "Non-believers" and anyone who dosent have the exact same belief as you. You know what? I am going to go have pre-marital sex with my atheist girlfriend on a bible then burn it. Its what it deserves.

Greatest contribution to society right here:

[Dr.Isaiah]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

Darwin contracted rabies when he went to the heathens' island. This drove him mad and he wrote his essay against God shortly after. Don't you find it suspicious that the Darwinosaurus never said anything about his drug abuse in the "Extinction of God's Will" book?

What is EVILution? A cell turning into rock and then into bone? Nonsense.
As though every animal on earth came from some obscure monkey 500,000 years ago. And Christians are the stupid ones?

Darwin was obviously trying to pass himself off as a god. Like he "discovered" life on earth or something, instead of giving credit to the True Creator. God.

[Edward Williams]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_misconceptions#Evolution

That's all i have to say

[Dante Alighieri]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

Excuse me but there is no possible way for us to have descended from monkeys! the idea is just proposturus, the way we got here is all explained in the book of genesis.

[peaceandlies]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

My school taught evolution! I was one of the few who had been taught to resist the brainwashing.