[Booger]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

and yea i know you wont respond to this like a grown up youll just say im unsaved so that once again proves my point haha

[Booger]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

lol can you guys find other links supporting your "theories" other than other forums posts?? hahah nope because there is noooonnneee :-D I seriously spent like 2 hours the other day reading through them all and its hilarious. and once again if you were real christians youd understand jesus was a jew, and that 1611 wasnt when the bible was written....LAWLCAT. All this proves is that people who follow the word of god blindly are fools. nothing you say has solid proof your just ignorant men who get upset when people point out their incompetency...have fun bashing people for their opinions...and one last thing. I love how your all pro-america yet you still don't understand what the first amendment is haha!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

Good job Pastor must have been pretty hard to find a random conspiracy theory on youtube. However, you still have not answered my question, how are these scientists and other groups of people you mentioned "conspirators" none of your alleged facts about them make sense.

Go back and read this thread from the start. We aren't here to spoon feed you, godmocker.

[rudolph2]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

Good job Pastor must have been pretty hard to find a random conspiracy theory on youtube. However, you still have not answered my question, how are these scientists and other groups of people you mentioned "conspirators" none of your alleged facts about them make sense.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

these apparent "conspirators" have nothing to do with evolution.(not that evolution is a conspiracy anyway) for example what do farmers have to do with anything? They are the ones growing most of the food for you.

I guess you joos know a lot about conspiracies, huh?

[rudolph]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

these apparent "conspirators" have nothing to do with evolution.(not that evolution is a conspiracy anyway) for example what do farmers have to do with anything? They are the ones growing most of the food for you.

[Bobblehead Bob the Boob]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

My mother spent an entire three years of my home schooling focusing on The Evolutionist Conspiracy, so I'm something of an expert. The 67-page paper I produced as a result of that study, "The Evolutionist Conspiracy: How the Liberals and Jews used Negro Labor to Fund the Creation of a Godless America," won second prize in the 1997 Homeschooling Academic Rodeo in Broken Arrow, Oklahoma.

Trent, I would suggest that you study science in a REAL school, not at home with mommy while she watches re-runs of the Jim and Tammy Baker Show. Please don't attempt to enroll in university because your outdated views on science will earn you a fat 'F'. Speaking of fat, by look of your photo it may be time to lay off the twinkies.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

But then again
So is EVIDENCE.
I rest my case .....
Also old books and a rag supposedly covering a supposedly magic man doesn't conut as evidence.

We have EVIDENCE, you just can't handle it monkey worshiper

Care to explain this with science?

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=669842#post669842

Or can your science explain this?

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=20053

What's that, it can't?

Well take some 10 facts about why your non-belief system is WRONG

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=609033#post609033

and I don't need The Bible to prove God exists

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=51193

Give if your best shot materialist.

[Christ the crossman]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

One awesome point after another guys, I loved that bit in the bible where Superman slew the Devil and everyone had a party. I promise if you look close enuf you will find it. It will be one hell of a party when that son of a gun Obama gets out of office he is like such an ass being liberal and all, and dem Jews are lame ite?
Oh and I absolutely luv all your anti other religion stuff, its so inspiring.
But then again
So is EVIDENCE.
I rest my case .....
Also old books and a rag supposedly covering a supposedly magic man doesn't conut as evidence.

[Cursed]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

The fact you are ignorant, presumptuous, and smug, makes ME happy inside.

By calling me ignorant, you are calling the Word of God ignorant, because I follow the Word.

If you told your grandmother the Word of God is ignorant she would gasp and drop dead of a heart attack right there. How dare you!

And admit it, you do not know true happiness. God hates you... the only way you can feel an illusion of happiness is by filling every second of your life with babbling.

When it's quiet, when there's no television or computer or radio to distract you, when it's just you? Then you cannot deny the despair in your heart, the feeling of the void and emptiness, that nothing matters and that you are an insignificant speck of worthlessness in a cold universe. That abyss in your soul is the absence of GOD.

Just admit it. Step one is admitting you have a problem; perhaps you should stop calling me mean names and focus on yourself and your own problems, which you must admit are MASSIVE. You're the one going to Hell, let's talk about that instead. Shouldn't the host direct the conversation? Aren't you the guest here?

Don't you have any manners? Where you raised by cock fighters?

You make me sick just imagining what kind of monster you are. I don't know everything about you, but I know enough to realize you serve Lucifer and are dirty and gross.

[Frayling0]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

Your inability to avoid the censor while raving about your success at avoiding the censor makes me happy inside. Thank you.



The reason it disgusts you is because you are an atheist terrorist. Hits a little too close to home for you, doesn't it, you sick twisted caricature of a man?



You fool! Do Muslim extremists follow the Word of the LORD GOD recorded perfectly in the 1611 King James Bible? No, of course they do not. YOU look in the mirror, if you can bear it, you perverted monster.



YOU should be stoned to death for blaspheming the Word of the LORD GOD and being a sodomite satan worshipper. Please, sir, turn to GOD before it's too late.

The fact you are ignorant, presumptuous, and smug, makes ME happy inside.

[Cursed]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

You all are extreamist pifflekk holes. Yea, censor AVOIDANCE!

Your inability to avoid the censor while raving about your success at avoiding the censor makes me happy inside. Thank you.

This smiley disgusts me:

The reason it disgusts you is because you are an atheist terrorist. Hits a little too close to home for you, doesn't it, you sick twisted caricature of a man?

You guys are just as bad as them. Extremists killing and hating for religion. Look in the mirror and then tell me you dont see it. So dont hate on people for having the EXACT BEHAVIOR AS YOU!

You fool! Do Muslim extremists follow the Word of the LORD GOD recorded perfectly in the 1611 King James Bible? No, of course they do not. YOU look in the mirror, if you can bear it, you perverted monster.

This shouldent be legal. This is a site spreading LIES about the innocent.

YOU should be stoned to death for blaspheming the Word of the LORD GOD and being a sodomite satan worshipper. Please, sir, turn to GOD before it's too late.

[Dr.Isaiah]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

I am a Brain Sergent and I've read the bible 15+ times...

There's something wrong with your brain alright.

And I am going to Hell? I'm going to cry my eyes out and repent for the rest of my life... I will become homeless because every job out there now is Satanic. I will walk around in ragged clothing and messy hair, a bible in hand, because that is all I can have to be a perfect being in God's eyes.

Untrue. Why don't you limp-wrist libertards understand that loving Jesus doesn't necessarily mean living in poverty.

Read:
"My God will supply every need of yours according to his riches in glory in Christ Jesus."
Phl. 4:19

If your need is a minivan to drive your kids to soccer practice, God will permit it. If you need a new pair of shoes, God will show you a good sale.

The only hook is that you have to accept Jesus Christ in your heart. To obey the Bible to the letter, I mean it the way I said it, and to tithe generously.

I thought God was a loving parent, who wants us to learn and progress in our research, wants us to work hard, and grow, be healthy, etc...

That's not the way I understand it.

[incoherent rant]

I think I am an atheist now, thanks to all of you. If we're all going to hell, might as well live the best life we can. Because according to you, God hates us. Thank you, for being the one to make me realize all of this. Maybe Baptists aren't so bad after all.

Oh geez, let me cry a tear for you.
You came here as a hatetheist and you're leaving as one. This is an obvious attempt at guilt-tripping decent, hard working, Godly men and women. This is our forum, not yours. If you don't like it, don't come around. There is no need to come violently attacking peaceful Christian soldiers.

Emperor Hussein Obama sure has you brainwashed.

[shootingstars00]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

I am a Brain Sergent and I've read the bible 15+ times... And I am going to Hell? I'm going to cry my eyes out and repent for the rest of my life... I will become homeless because every job out there now is Satanic. I will walk around in ragged clothing and messy hair, a bible in hand, because that is all I can have to be a perfect being in God's eyes. Wait, but will he send me to Hell for being a dirty homeless woman? What am I suppose to do now? I'm in such a panic, I really am. I thought God was a loving parent, who wants us to learn and progress in our research, wants us to work hard, and grow, be healthy, etc... I had no idea he hated all his children. Why did he create us if he hates us so? Why does he have us grow our knowledge if he does not want us to? Why would God knowingly send his loved ones to Earth and then condemn them to Hell? Did he decide he doesn't like any of us and wants to live alone with his Son up in Heaven? Is he going to watch each and everyone one of us suffer for the fun of it? I mean, you baptist hate everyone, so you guys must be going to hell too. WE'RE ALL GOING TO HELL. EACH AND EVERYONE ONE OF US.

I think I am an atheist now, thanks to all of you. If we're all going to hell, might as well live the best life we can. Because according to you, God hates us. Thank you, for being the one to make me realize all of this. Maybe Baptists aren't so bad after all.

[OnlyTheTruth]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

You all are extreamist pifflekk holes. Yea, censor AVOIDANCE!

This smiley disgusts me:


You guys are just as bad as them. Extremists killing and hating for religion. Look in the mirror and then tell me you dont see it. So dont hate on people for having the EXACT BEHAVIOR AS YOU! This shouldent be legal. This is a site spreading LIES about the innocent.

And isn't one of the 10 commandments "thou shalt not kill?" yet you apparently want to bomb terrorists. Tsk.