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  • Jesus Destroying Demonic "Languages"

    Praise Jesus! I am so proud to be a White American Republican True Christian™ Man! Thank you Jesus for whittling away at the remnants of the gutter languages and grunts you cursed the sinners with at Babylon about 4,000 years ago.

    Genesis 11:5 And the LORD came down to see the city and the tower, which the children of men builded.
    11:6 And the LORD said, Behold, the people is one, and they have all one language; and this they begin to do: and now nothing will be restrained from them, which they have imagined to do.
    11:7 Go to, let us go down, and there confound their language, that they may not understand one another's speech.
    11:8 So the LORD scattered them abroad from thence upon the face of all the earth: and they left off to build the city.
    11:9 Therefore is the name of it called Babel; because the LORD did there confound the language of all the earth: and from thence did the LORD scatter them abroad upon the face of all the earth.


    And thank you for continuing to ensure that your preferred language, American, will always be the dominant language of your world.

    Researchers say many languages are dying

    WASHINGTON - When every known speaker of the language Amurdag gets together, there's still no one to talk to.

    Native Australian Charlie Mungulda is the only person alive known to speak that language, one of thousands around the world on the brink of extinction.

    From rural Australia to Siberia to Oklahoma, languages that embody the history and traditions of people are dying, researchers said Tuesday.

    While there are an estimated 7,000 languages spoken around the world today, one of them dies out about every two weeks, according to linguistic experts struggling to save at least some of them.
    All you egghead college professors can run around like chickens with their heads cut off if you like, but there is no stopping the mighty hand of the Lord! Jesus always wins! Remember that while you're trying to preserve some injun grunts that Christ wants destroyed.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    Re: Jesus Destroying Demonic "Languages"

    This should make it easier to witness to the "speakers" of those howls and grunts. If their own gibberish dies out, they'll be forced to learn American, and then we won't have to translate the King James Bible for them. They may complain about their "cultural heritage" now, but those who see the light and are saved will thank us when we see them again in Heaven.

    Now, if only Spanish would join the list of "moribund languages."
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      Even though English was never declared a national language in the US....... Just saying.....

      I remember a time when I could go to the ATM and it would NOT ask me Spanish or English and same thing with calling the bank or a credit card,..etc. It was always in American.

      Speak American! Now I am glad I won't have to learn French or German.

      I mean that was only my roots.

      If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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        Well thank God! It's about time more people spoke American instead of foreign jibber-jabber!
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          Originally posted by Miss Maisie View Post

          Well thank God! It's about time more people spoke American instead of foreign jibber-jabber!
          Yep, I can't wait until the last UNGODLY yammerings fade away, and we can all enjoy language as it was meant to be ...

          After all, suppose you get to heaven, what would JESUS think if you spoke only yippity-yap when He and all the rest are speaking ENGLISH?

          Shame! Sister Noddy
          1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
          1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


          1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

          Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
          Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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            Originally posted by Seeker View Post

            Speak American! Now I am glad I won't have to learn French or German
            BTW Seeker, that avatar is certainly an improvement over the other one you had
            1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
            1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


            1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

            Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
            Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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              After all, suppose you get to heaven, what would JESUS think if you spoke only yippity-yap when He and all the rest are speaking ENGLISH?
              Um, if you read you're bible you would know that Jesus made the yippity-yap talk.

              BTW Seeker, that avatar is certainly an improvement over the other one you had
              Well thank you sista. That is because I am a godly wife and trying at my baker skills now. I got the steak down, but not the bread. Lord have patience.

              If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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                Originally posted by Seeker View Post

                Well thank you sista. That is because I am a godly wife and trying at my baker skills now. I got the steak down, but not the bread. Lord have patience.
                Oooooh are you learning to bake delicious pies for your husband, Seeker? He will thank you for it, and Jesus will approve.
                1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                  Re: Jesus Destroying Demonic "Languages"

                  Now you find other language 'demonic'?
                  According to your bible, the whole tower of babel thing was meant to have been done by your god on purpose!

                  Even the bible doesn't support everyone speaking the same language.
                  Sheesh!

                  In reality, however, different people who evolved in different areas are not going to all speak the same language. Duh.
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                    Re: Jesus Destroying Demonic "Languages"

                    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                    Now you find other language 'demonic'?
                    According to your bible, the whole tower of babel thing was meant to have been done by your god on purpose!

                    Even the bible doesn't support everyone speaking the same language.
                    Sheesh!
                    Before the arrogant sin of Babel, there was only one language, Praise Jesus.

                    Genesis 11:1 And the whole earth was of one language, and of one speech.

                    God clearly favors the American language. Just look at the world situation today!
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                      In my opinion there should only be two languages: English and Maori. We Maori are descended from the 'Hurai', a term that in Maori means the Lost Children of Israel. Our Ancestors moved from Israel to New Zealand when the Kingdom of Israel was destroyed by invasion. When the missionaries arrived on our shores, we repented of our sin and gave our lives to Jesus.
                      Joshua 24:15
                      And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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                        Re: Jesus Destroying Demonic "Languages"

                        Originally posted by Brian_Tamaki View Post
                        In my opinion there should only be two languages: English and Maori. We Maori are descended from the 'Hurai', a term that in Maori means the Lost Children of Israel. Our Ancestors moved from Israel to New Zealand when the Kingdom of Israel was destroyed by invasion. When the missionaries arrived on our shores, we repented of our sin and gave our lives to Jesus.
                        My friend, I have very real doubts about your motives and whether you are a serious person. I can assure you here and now that the Maori are but violent and Godless savages only slightly more beloved of the Lord than the pie-stealing nigras. They are not so dark as the African nigra and therefore not quite as wicked. But to suggest that such a relatively dark-skinned, lazy, thieving, white-voman-raping race of near nigras might find favour in the eyes of the Lord is blasphemy. Your role is to serve the white folk and do what they tell you. And you better damn well start talking American too. Any of this Maori gibberish and you will be flogged.
                        Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                          Originally posted by Miss Maisie View Post
                          Well thank God! It's about time more people spoke American instead of foreign jibber-jabber!
                          OH YES! And I think it's high time for Landover's Mission Society to turn its attention to the greatest offenders of all to the Lord's ears, the British. Their weird dialect has mysteriously persisted for no good reason, and I wonder if Satan himself isn't behind it ... I point my finger in their British faces and say

                          "You are responsible for the Pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People For the American Way, all of them who have tried to spread secular society against God."

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                            Jesus probably spoke Arabic, you dumb asses. English wasn't even invented yet so there's no way possible he could be referring to it.

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                              Re: Jesus Destroying Demonic "Languages"

                              Originally posted by Poison__x View Post
                              Jesus probably spoke Arabic, you dumb asses.
                              Care to back that up with scholarly research? I doubt you'll even find a secular peer-reviewed study that claims Jesus spoke Arabic.

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