[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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One of the reasons (among too many to count) the JOOS fell out of favor with GOD is that they started sending a Yiddish Frankenstein named GOLEM around to whack people.

I know this is not believable to anyone with a bit of sense, but here it is: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golem

[Brother Temperance]

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That reminds me of Steven Hawking, the sick retard-Anti_christ - who gives children all around the world nightmares with his ugly deformed appearance, and his creepy robot voice!

Not to mention that his last name consists of a consonant, followed by "awkin", followed by another consonant - just like Richard Dawkins! Does that sound like the sort of name a decent human would have to you? I cannot think of a single person with "awkin" in their last name who is not some kind of evilutionist, scientist, vegan or terrorist sympathiser!

[revrggreen]

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I see no mention of God approving the use of robots in his Holy Word. So I'd say the only conclusion is that robots aren't Godly.
And they sure are mighty creepy, too.

That reminds me of Steven Hawking, the sick retard-Anti_christ - who gives children all around the world nightmares with his ugly deformed appearance, and his creepy robot voice! I often wonder how much of that man is actually human, and how much has been replaced with wires, pistons, tubes and machinery and wheels. If God did not intend him to walk, let him lie there twitching and mumbling like the worthless twisted repulsive animal he is.

Did you know his whole body has been 're-wired' so he can piss and shit into a bag? Why would anyone want such a thing? It's just sick! No wonder God hates his kind.

[Miss Maisie]

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I see no mention of God approving the use of robots in his Holy Word. So I'd say the only conclusion is that robots aren't Godly.
And they sure are mighty creepy, too.

[Sister Noddy]

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I have it on good authority that Hillary Clinton intends, should she prevail in 08, to use taxpayers' money to fund secular scientists while they implant robot genes into pig embryos to create robot-animal hybrids. This robot-animal hybrid menace must be stopped.

Robot-animal hybrids are even more insidious than the plasti-fantastics, to diddle around with God's living creatures is an abomination!

What will they look like? what sort of monstrocities will they be? I guess we all know who NOT to vote for

[Brother Temperance]

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I have it on good authority that Hillary Clinton intends, should she prevail in 08, to use taxpayers' money to fund secular scientists while they implant robot genes into pig embryos to create robot-animal hybrids. This robot-animal hybrid menace must be stopped.

[Sister Noddy]

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Plus the very concept of a Robot is deceitful. Robots are designed to imitate/replace human beings which is an attempt by mankind to play God. Now that's a problem. Nothing but a tool of the devil ...

Beware! Eventually robots and sophisticated plastic-fantastics called androids in the physical appearance of people will rise up in multitudes and try to kill us all and replace us! To be conquered and replaced by creatures of metal is bad enough, but there's more! ...

... it's all a part of Satan's plan, and how insidious is that plan, folks, that it should have arisen in the imaginations of GODLESS secular scientists whose research and technology is supposedly for the progress of society!

We Christians must put a stop to it before it's too late, the robots must be destroyed, or before you know it, the person standing next to you could be one!

[Every Knee]

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Plus the very concept of a Robot is deceitful. Robots are designed to imitate/replace human beings which is an attempt by mankind to play God. Now that's a problem. Nothing but a tool of the devil...

[revrggreen]

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Great post.

Why are your pretending to be me, you impostor!?

-A confused Rev. C.T. Green

Son, My name is Rev 'R.G.' Green, not 'C.T.' But it is an easy mistake to make. You don't hail from Texas, do you? I left a younger brother named Carlton there when I began my tour of duty in Nam, and have not been back there since. If so, it's me Randy?

But back to the subject of robots. Not once has there been a movie with 'good' robots.

'Transformers' - Robots transform into tanks and kill people
'Terminator' - Robots pretend to be human and kill people
'I Robot' - Robot kills creator
'Star Wars' - Robots kill people - while only 2 supposedly 'good' robots R2 and 3PO are gay
'Matrix' - Robots hold all of mankind prisoner for Satan
'Robots from Hell' - Robots hold a Satanic mass and kill people
'Forbidden Planet' - Robots go berserk and kill people
'ET' - Robot molests children with weird finger
'Attack of the Killer robots' - More robots, more killing

All these mechanical creatures have been evil throughout. What does that tell you? That they are ALL evil, and from the Devil!

[Rev. Carlton Green]

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That must explain why he is so happy! >

[Old Man Hatchet]

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The ornamental race has a perverted obsession with robots.

The hole on the top of this robot's head is suspicious. It's just large enough to receive a Jap's tallywacker.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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The Japanese are just fixated on them . Going by the cartoons they put out the Japanese seem to use robots for some kind of intuition for school girls in sailor suits to show the girls have reached sexual maturity. Right there is enough reason for a Christian to hate robots.

Amen, Brother BJ. If anyone doubts that the ornamental race has a perverted obsession with robots, then take a look at this.

I spotted this obscene toy on the shelves of a major department store in Japan recently. I urge all True Christian™ parents to keep it out of their homes. No doubt the chinks will try and foist it off as a Christmas present in our Godly land.

[Deaner]

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I thought this thread might be a little over the top until I found this. Now I'm just stunned.

[Rev. Carlton Green]

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Nowhere in the Bible does it say anything good about robots or droids. In truth these bleeping flashing mechanical fiends are straight out of the depths of Hell itself!

Not only that, but in some cases midgets live inside them, and control them with their deformed disgusting dwarfish arms. Midgets, the Bible teaches, are as repulsive to God as spastic children.

Robots are equally as replusive, and a blasphemy to God.

Apologies in advance, this seemed an interesting discussion thread to start, and have other people's views of the subject of robots.

Great post.

Why are your pretending to be me, you impostor!?

-A confused Rev. C.T. Green

[revrggreen]

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Liberals have been obsessed with robots ever since that star wars movie with the shiny-gay-butler-robot and the midget C3PO. Insane.

Insane indeed. What worries me more is what goes on in that Skywalker ranch. When I imagine what the Devil Lucas gets up to with these 'droids' in the privacy of his own home, it doesn't bear thinking about. Poeple who converse with droids are clearly needing serious medication.

As a side note, I had my 3 sons attend a 'Star Wars' convention just the other month, and they managed to get their hands on 12 life-sized card replicas of R2D2, C3PO, and various other droids. I believe one of them was called 'tweeker' from the Buck Rogers series. They come in quite handy on our Churches firing range. A welcome change from pictures of that Potter boy, and photos of 'tards and goths'! My 4 year old neice is quite a shot!