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  • #1

    GOD HATES ROBOTS!

    Nowhere in the Bible does it say anything good about robots or droids. In truth these bleeping flashing mechanical fiends are straight out of the depths of Hell itself!

    Not only that, but in some cases midgets live inside them, and control them with their deformed disgusting dwarfish arms. Midgets, the Bible teaches, are as repulsive to God as spastic children.

    Robots are equally as replusive, and a blasphemy to God.

    Apologies in advance, this seemed an interesting discussion thread to start, and have other people's views of the subject of robots.
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    Re: GOD HATES ROBOTS!

    Originally posted by revrggreen View Post
    Nowhere in the Bible does it say anything good about robots or droids. In truth these bleeping flashing mechanical fiends are straight out of the depths of Hell itself!

    Not only that, but in some cases midgets live inside them, and control them with their deformed disgusting dwarfish arms. Midgets, the Bible teaches, are as repulsive to God as spastic children.

    Robots are equally as replusive, and a blasphemy to God.

    Apologies in advance, this seemed an interesting discussion thread to start, and have other people's views of the subject of robots.
    I have to agree with you here friend. Robots are made out of metal, and they are really strong. When they get a grip on you, you just can't break free.

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    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #3
      Re: GOD HATES ROBOTS!

      What if we could re-program these robots to convert other robots to Jesus? Would they still be evil?

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        Re: GOD HATES ROBOTS!

        Or train them to go in Homer infested areas to convert them!
        Matthew:
        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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        • #5
          Re: GOD HATES ROBOTS!

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          I have to agree with you here friend. Robots are made out of metal, and they are really strong. When they get a grip on you, you just can't break free.

          Yet another reason why we need Jesus.
          We know how much trouble the LORD has dealing with metal.

          Judges 1:19 And the LORD was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron.

          Right there in bold.

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          Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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          • #6
            Re: GOD HATES ROBOTS!

            The Japanese are just fixated on them . Going by the cartoons they put out the Japanese seem to use robots for some kind of intuition for school girls in sailor suits to show the girls have reached sexual maturity. Right there is enough reason for a Christian to hate robots.

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            • #7
              Re: GOD HATES ROBOTS!

              Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
              What if we could re-program these robots to convert other robots to Jesus? Would they still be evil?
              Son, robots have no souls to save, and no heart to love the Lord. In short they are soul-less creatures incapable of yeilding to God and Christ. Do you really want one of these cold emotionless demons on OUR side? Let God send rain from the Heavens to rust these pathetic creatures of science. When Christ comes to earth he will blast them with lightening bolts from his eyes, and melt them into scrap. Halleluja!

              ROBOTS ARE EVIL, AND MUST BE DESTROYED!

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              • #8
                Re: GOD HATES ROBOTS!

                Off the record, sorry if this is "politically incorrect" but all non-military technology is created by perverts for perverts. The VCR was made for porn and seed-spilling, the internet was invented to satisfy Al Gore's doliphin sex fetish, and the printing press benefitted nobody but De Sade. There, I said it.

                On the record, 9-11 has changed everything, and we can no longer afford to waste our engineers on wasteful non-military research and development, which only benefits the "if it feels good do it" psychos.

                Take a look at the REAL reason robotics is such a popular field:



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                • #9
                  Re: GOD HATES ROBOTS!

                  Originally posted by revrggreen View Post
                  Son, robots have no souls to save, and no heart to love the Lord. In short they are soul-less creatures incapable of yeilding to God and Christ. Do you really want one of these cold emotionless demons on OUR side?
                  How, then, do you explain Dick Cheney?

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                  • #10
                    Re: GOD HATES ROBOTS!

                    A robot is a inanimate object. It only does what it is told. Don't you all remember the "Stepford Wives". The only way these men could get obediant wives was to kill there harlots and replace them with robots. There as evil,until themselves as our pickup trucks.


                    PS: Hey Jeb, it one of my boys were to be messing around with them fancy dolls, is that still considered fornication, or a form of masterbation?

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                    • #11
                      Re: GOD HATES ROBOTS!

                      Liberals have been obsessed with robots ever since that star wars movie with the shiny-gay-butler-robot and the midget C3PO. Insane.

                      The only reason robots would be good for anything is to do dangerous, dirty, demeaning jobs. In short, to steal jobs from Mexicans (and in the Green zone, Pakis). Yeah, I know there's poetic justice in stealing jobs from Mexicans....But all those circuits and wires should be used to make useful things, like cruise missiles.
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                      • #12
                        Re: GOD HATES ROBOTS!

                        Originally posted by lord warrior View Post
                        PS: Hey Jeb, it one of my boys were to be messing around with them fancy dolls, is that still considered fornication, or a form of masterbation?
                        Maybe it counts as "lying with a beast" in which case your son would have to be executed and the robot would have to be destroyed. For research purposes, I'm having a Virtualfem being delivered to me, for research purposes. I'll be able to report back once I'm finished. Researching.
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                        • #13
                          Re: GOD HATES ROBOTS!

                          Originally posted by lord warrior View Post
                          A robot is a inanimate object. It only does what it is told. Don't you all remember the "Stepford Wives". The only way these men could get obediant wives was to kill there harlots and replace them with robots.
                          Yes, That movie was quite pathetic. It seems sad that liberals cannot control their own wives, and end up resorting to intercourse with some cold lifeless chunk of tin and plastic. If they followed God's Law, and gave their wives the discipline and Biblically-mandated 'daily-beatings' they deserved, they would find their wives not only obediant, but happier and a more loving. A beat wife is a happy wife. She knows her place. No wonder we have such high divorce rates.
                          Last edited by Jeb Stuart Thurmond; 09-26-2007, 07:34 PM. Reason: quote tags fixed

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                          • #14
                            Re: GOD HATES ROBOTS!

                            Originally posted by Trent Harvey, Jr. View Post
                            Liberals have been obsessed with robots ever since that star wars movie with the shiny-gay-butler-robot and the midget C3PO. Insane.
                            Insane indeed. What worries me more is what goes on in that Skywalker ranch. When I imagine what the Devil Lucas gets up to with these 'droids' in the privacy of his own home, it doesn't bear thinking about. Poeple who converse with droids are clearly needing serious medication.

                            As a side note, I had my 3 sons attend a 'Star Wars' convention just the other month, and they managed to get their hands on 12 life-sized card replicas of R2D2, C3PO, and various other droids. I believe one of them was called 'tweeker' from the Buck Rogers series. They come in quite handy on our Churches firing range. A welcome change from pictures of that Potter boy, and photos of 'tards and goths'! My 4 year old neice is quite a shot!
                            Last edited by Jeb Stuart Thurmond; 09-26-2007, 07:35 PM. Reason: fixed quote tags

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                            • #15
                              Re: GOD HATES ROBOTS!

                              Originally posted by revrggreen View Post
                              Nowhere in the Bible does it say anything good about robots or droids. In truth these bleeping flashing mechanical fiends are straight out of the depths of Hell itself!

                              Not only that, but in some cases midgets live inside them, and control them with their deformed disgusting dwarfish arms. Midgets, the Bible teaches, are as repulsive to God as spastic children.

                              Robots are equally as replusive, and a blasphemy to God.

                              Apologies in advance, this seemed an interesting discussion thread to start, and have other people's views of the subject of robots.

                              Great post.

                              Why are your pretending to be me, you impostor!?

                              -A confused Rev. C.T. Green

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