Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT
Unfortunately that is not an example of sarcasm. When I was at school, one of my teachers commented..
"ah, Miss Lizalor: whose intelligence is exceeded only by her good looks"
If teacher had meant that my answer was scintillating and my grasp of her subject outstanding - that would have been a compliment.
But teacher did not mean that.
Teacher meant that my answer was stupid and I looked loke a warthog. Teacher was being sarcastic.
If you wanted to employ sarcasm to suggest that we are "thick" then you would need to follow my teacher's example and say something like "oh, we are astute, aren't we" but as it stands you have paid us a compliment.
You need Jesus' help.
JOHN 10 ©1611
1 Uerily, verily I say vnto you, He that entreth not by ye doore into the sheepefold, but climeth vp some other way, the same is a theefe, and a robber.
2 But hee that entreth in by the doore, is the shepherd of the sheepe.
3 To him the porter openeth, and the sheepe heare his voyce, and he calleth his owne sheepe by name, and leadeth them out.
4 And when he putteth foorth his owne sheepe, he goeth before them, and the sheepe follow him: for they know his voyce.
5 And a stranger will they not follow, but will flee from him, for they know not the voyce of strangers.
6 This parable spake Iesus vnto them: but they vnderstood not what things they were which he spake vnto them.
7 Then said Iesus vnto them againe, Uerily, verily I say vnto you, I am the doore of the sheepe.
8 All that euer came before me, are theeues and robbers: but the sheepe did not heare them.
9 I am the doore by me if any man enter in, he shall be saued, and shall goe in and out, and find pasture.
10 The theefe commeth not, but for to steale and to kill, and to destroy: I am come that they might haue life, and that they might haue it more abundantly.
11 I am the good shepheard: the good shepheard giueth his life for the sheepe.
Originally posted by Thy Horror Cosmic
"ah, Miss Lizalor: whose intelligence is exceeded only by her good looks"

If teacher had meant that my answer was scintillating and my grasp of her subject outstanding - that would have been a compliment.
But teacher did not mean that.
Teacher meant that my answer was stupid and I looked loke a warthog. Teacher was being sarcastic.
If you wanted to employ sarcasm to suggest that we are "thick" then you would need to follow my teacher's example and say something like "oh, we are astute, aren't we" but as it stands you have paid us a compliment.

Suffice to say, I don't need your "help."
JOHN 10 ©1611
1 Uerily, verily I say vnto you, He that entreth not by ye doore into the sheepefold, but climeth vp some other way, the same is a theefe, and a robber.
2 But hee that entreth in by the doore, is the shepherd of the sheepe.
3 To him the porter openeth, and the sheepe heare his voyce, and he calleth his owne sheepe by name, and leadeth them out.
4 And when he putteth foorth his owne sheepe, he goeth before them, and the sheepe follow him: for they know his voyce.
5 And a stranger will they not follow, but will flee from him, for they know not the voyce of strangers.
6 This parable spake Iesus vnto them: but they vnderstood not what things they were which he spake vnto them.
7 Then said Iesus vnto them againe, Uerily, verily I say vnto you, I am the doore of the sheepe.
8 All that euer came before me, are theeues and robbers: but the sheepe did not heare them.
9 I am the doore by me if any man enter in, he shall be saued, and shall goe in and out, and find pasture.
10 The theefe commeth not, but for to steale and to kill, and to destroy: I am come that they might haue life, and that they might haue it more abundantly.
11 I am the good shepheard: the good shepheard giueth his life for the sheepe.
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