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  • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

    OH GOD xD God did a hell of a job creating stupidity, you are hilarious man, you and the bunch of little pinheads agreeing with this crap.

    Thank you Reverend, you made my day xD I hadn't read something this funny in a log time hahaha

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    • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

      There sure is a lot of scientifical confuscations here!
      Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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      • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

        Originally posted by 420toastman View Post
        Yes. He was sent to us to pay for our sins that we were originally condemned to by God for taking an apple off a tree. God really screwed us when he gave us curiosity don't you think. So he created a curious being and told it not to do something without saying why and then punish us for something that is ultimately His fault.
        Yes we are curious but it is your choice to act on that curiosity. God gave explicit instructions to Adam and Eve not to eat from the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. It didn't matter why, what matters is that God said so. Adam and Eve willingly disobeyed and paid the price. That is why Jesus died for our sins. You can pin the blame on no one but Adam and Eve.

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        • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

          Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
          Yes we are curious but it is your choice to act on that curiosity. God gave explicit instructions to Adam and Eve not to eat from the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. It didn't matter why, what matters is that God said so. Adam and Eve willingly disobeyed and paid the price. That is why Jesus died for our sins. You can pin the blame on no one but Adam and Eve.
          You coward, you only gave me an infraction because you know you're a stupid prick who does not know squat about science.

          The reason why the bible says that the earth is flat is because it was written so long ago, and there was still no knowledge of it beig round

          Ignorant Rev ¬¬

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          • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

            Originally posted by Jesucristo View Post
            You coward, you only gave me an infraction because you know you're a stupid prick who does not know squat about science.

            The reason why the bible says that the earth is flat is because it was written so long ago, and there was still no knowledge of it beig round

            Ignorant Rev ¬¬
            You see the hatefulness here? This is what science does to people. This is what happens when you turn your back on God.
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            • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

              The Earth IS flat... Only because it is on a giant turtle in space!

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              • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                You see the hatefulness here? This is what science does to people. This is what happens when you turn your back on God.
                I'm sorry?
                Hatred?
                Could this not be caused by the centuries of Christians who persecuted and slayed many?
                The Spanish Inquisition, the crusades, etc. etc.
                Don't take this as an antichristian post in any way, but historically, christians weren't exactly kind to everyone they met, and many could hold a grudge as such.

                And I myself am neutral on the matter, I think of things in the most logical manner possible. I have read much of the bible, and a little of the Koran (or Qu'ran, however you like). I consider myself to be a good person, without much hatred at all, for anything. I help people out whenever possible, and have started helping out at a youth homeless shelter.
                I went to church as a youngling (out of my own curiosity, mind you) and decided that it wasn't for me. And that alone makes me a bad person??
                I don't see where those two things connect.

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                • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                  Originally posted by jaylunamon View Post
                  The Earth IS flat... Only because it is on a giant turtle in space!


                  Is that a drawing of your penis young man? I find it verrrrrry offensive.

                  Why do you spoiled, demonic kids come to our website and try to shock us with your poor taste and hate for GOD. WHY?
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                  • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                    Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                    Is that a drawing of your penis young man? I find it verrrrrry offensive.

                    Why do you spoiled, demonic kids come to our website and try to shock us with your poor taste and hate for GOD. WHY?
                    Ma'am this is a turtle in space... how you see a penis... is beyond me. I think you need to get your mind out of the gutter miss.

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                    • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                      Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                      Yes we are curious but it is your choice to act on that curiosity. God gave explicit instructions to Adam and Eve not to eat from the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. It didn't matter why, what matters is that God said so. Adam and Eve willingly disobeyed and paid the price. That is why Jesus died for our sins. You can pin the blame on no one but Adam and Eve.
                      However, it does not say "no one should ever act on curiosity or inquire about anything ever for any reason".
                      It's a story. Not a series of commandments. He told adam and eve not to acquire knowledge. He certainly didn't tell me not to. Your interpretation of it is that no one should act on their curiosity, and that is all it is. An interpretation. Another equally valid interpretation would be that no one should eat fruit, because he told them not to eat the FRUIT of the tree of knowledge.
                      That doesn't mean no one should eat fruit, right?

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                      • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                        Originally posted by The Examined Life View Post
                        I went to church as a youngling (out of my own curiosity, mind you) and decided that it wasn't for me. And that alone makes me a bad person??
                        Not just bad, so worthless and evil that God wants to torture you FOREVER after you die!

                        So why don't you accept Jesus' warm love instead of following your lost path?

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                        • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                          Originally posted by jaylunamon View Post
                          Ma'am this is a turtle in space... how you see a penis... is beyond me. I think you need to get your mind out of the gutter miss.
                          You need to apologize for insulting Sister BTB
                          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                          • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                            Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                            You need to apologize for insulting Sister BTB
                            If I may, Why apologize for something that was not to be offensive, but to make people smile. In all honesty I was actually HELPING you, by saying the world is flat. An apology from me you will not get. But I think she needs to talk to her pastor because she has a very dirty mind that the Lord says we should not have.

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                            • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                              Originally posted by jaylunamon View Post
                              If I may, Why apologize for something that was not to be offensive, but to make people smile. In all honesty I was actually HELPING you, by saying the world is flat. An apology from me you will not get. But I think she needs to talk to her pastor because she has a very dirty mind that the Lord says we should not have.
                              If you want to help, stick with the facts. We really do not need pictures of penis shaped tortoises carrying the earth. This is not how God created the earth.
                              Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                              Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                              Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                              Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                              Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                              Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                              • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                                Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                                If you want to help, stick with the facts. We really do not need pictures of penis shaped tortoises carrying the earth. This is not how God created the earth.
                                If you would be so kind as to point out the penis shape to me... because as I see it, its a Tama Turtle


                                God created the earth, then all the other stuff, and when he made animals, he put the earth on a turtle :3 it makes sense. I mean the earth can just be floating there in space its got to have something holding all the water up, and something for the land to be connected to right?
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