[The Examined Life]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

Not just bad, so worthless and evil that God wants to torture you FOREVER after you die!

So why don't you accept Jesus' warm love instead of following your lost path?

How do you know that God wants to torture me?
And how is that loving in any way if he does?
Also, saying that I am on a 'lost path' implies that we all have the same destination, does it not?
That we are all striving to go the same place?
So you saying 'lost' simply means that you are not going in the same direction that I am.
So let me ask you this: Where are you going?

[Lisa H]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

If you would be so kind as to point out the penis shape to me... because as I see it, its a Tama Turtle


God created the earth, then all the other stuff, and when he made animals, he put the earth on a turtle :3 it makes sense. I mean the earth can just be floating there in space its got to have something holding all the water up, and something for the land to be connected to right?

God did not create anime porn characters to hold the earth up. I suggest you go and read the whole thread.

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

If you would be so kind as to point out the penis shape to me... because as I see it, its a Tama Turtle

God created the earth, then all the other stuff, and when he made animals, he put the earth on a turtle :3 it makes sense. I mean the earth can just be floating there in space its got to have something holding all the water up, and something for the land to be connected to right?

How about you post some Bible verses where it says the earth is located on the back of a turtle instead of posting perverted turtle pictures?

Oh, and just so you know, anything written by Terry Pratchett does not count as a Bible verse, so don't even try it.

[jaylunamon]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

How about you post some Bible verses where it says the earth is located on the back of a turtle instead of posting perverted turtle pictures?

Oh, and just so you know, anything written by Terry Pratchett does not count as a Bible verse, so don't even try it.

God did not create anime porn characters to hold the earth up. I suggest you go and read the whole thread.

Anime porn? Perverted turtle pictures? I'm 100% positive that azumanga diaoh is not in any way anime porn, or 'hentai' as its referred to as. There is fan art of it yes, but it snot meant to be made into that. Tama Turtle is a loving childs toy you bunch of sick freaks, I do not know what you perverts use turtles for... but it has nothing to do sexually at all. I made the picture as a joke, to lighten the moods of people on here. But OBVIOUSLY we have some SERIOUS people, On this website...

[Lisa H]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

Anime porn? Perverted turtle pictures? I'm 100% positive that azumanga diaoh is not in any way anime porn, or 'hentai' as its referred to as. There is fan art of it yes, but it snot meant to be made into that. Tama Turtle is a loving childs toy you bunch of sick freaks, I do not know what you perverts use turtles for... but it has nothing to do sexually at all. I made the picture as a joke, to lighten the moods of people on here. But OBVIOUSLY we have some SERIOUS people, On this website...

Of course this thread is serious. People come here to learn about how God made the world flat. How would you feel if some poor soul was tricked into believing the earth is floating around on a giant anime porn turtle.

[jaylunamon]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

Of course this thread is serious. People come here to learn about how God made the world flat. How would you feel if some poor soul was tricked into believing the earth is floating around on a giant anime porn turtle.

That they where just as much of an idiot for believing if the world was flat honestly. And again please stop saying 'anime porn' its a CHILD'S TOY! Are you some sort of child pervert? God frowns upon those people you know right?

[The Great Billydini]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

Well they obviously think the world is flat, so saying that the world is on a turtle's back makes just as much sense, if not more sense.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

If you would be so kind as to point out the penis shape to me... because as I see it, its a Tama Turtle


God created the earth, then all the other stuff, and when he made animals, he put the earth on a turtle :3 it makes sense. I mean the earth can just be floating there in space its got to have something holding all the water up, and something for the land to be connected to right?

it's plain as day Missy. Don't be coy with me and try to fool me into touching a filthy penis.

[jaylunamon]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

it's plain as day Missy. Don't be coy with me and try to fool me into touching a filthy penis.

HOW THE FUCK IS A TURTLE A PENIS!!?!??!?!
If I must become graphic I will because OBVIOUSLY you must know a penis from a turtle. Btw, I am a man. who actually used to actively be involved in church. So... Im not just doing this to make you all mad.

[The Great Billydini]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

it's plain as day Missy. Don't be coy with me and try to fool me into touching a filthy penis.

Missy? That's a man there you're talking to, as am I.

He never tried to fool you into touching it. The picture very clearly depicts a turtle. If I were you, I'd get my eyes checked and possibly get some glasses if you think that picture is a penis.

Plus, your signature says "Suck the head", so you've already touched the penis with your mouth...quite a vulgar, un-Christian image you have there.

[jaylunamon]

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Miss BTB... you have just raped my childhood... I hope you are happy... A turtle fin is not a penis... not a penis.... YOU HEAR ME?! RAPED MY CHILDHOOD!!!

[The Great Billydini]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

Miss BTB... you have just raped my childhood... I hope you are happy... A turtle fin is not a penis... not a penis.... YOU HEAR ME?! RAPED MY CHILDHOOD!!!

With an extremely poorly drawn out of place penis, at that.

Literal rape XD

RULE 34 HAS NO EXCEPTIONS

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

Missy? That's a man there you're talking to, as am I.

He never tried to fool you into touching it. The picture very clearly depicts a turtle. If I were you, I'd get my eyes checked and possibly get some glasses if you think that picture is a penis.

Plus, your signature says "Suck the head", so you've already touched the penis with your mouth...quite a vulgar, un-Christian image you have there.

My signature refers to shrimp you pervert! Are you two "men" here trying to entice children to look at your filthy drawing of turtle peens? How desperate and depraved. You really do need JESUS.

[Jezais]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

Woahhhhh i just tried all 3 experiments...it totally changed my life. I am now ready to exept Jesus Christ as my lord and savior. But im an opened minded human worm baby so i like to look at things a little differently.

First, i jumped. I noticed that i landed in the same exact spot. BUT. Then i remembered all that scientific BS i learned in school about gravity and how it keeps things from falling out of the atmosphere. BUT. If the earth is spinning so fast i should've landed hundreds of feet away. BUT. The bed of a truck doesnt have gravitational pull. So jumping in the bed of a truck would not leave you standing in the same spot you were in.

Second, i could not do this. Why? Because if i cut a piece of paper into the tiniest piece it would become an atom. A piece of matter naked to the human eye. BUT. Just because i cant see an atom doesn't mean it doesn't exist. We can see God but we all know he exists right? Anyways, my point it that im positive there are plenty of atoms stuck to the baloon already that are not falling off. Mostly because atoms are the building blocks for...everything.

Third, i looked and i was shocked. I couldn't see very far and there really was no difference. And i remember that one famous guy who went looking for the edge of the earth. I guess he fell off when he found it because i haven't heard of such a discovery yet.

Soooooo these were my results. Here is my conclusions:

1) Science can prove all its claims with facts, evidence, material findings, and usually common sense.

2) Lame expeirements bashing someone with knowledge you dont even know are super ineffective.

3) Believing the world is flat must mean that you all believe space travel is a hoax. These pictures from space of the earth being sphericle must be some big elaborate scheeme created by the world to full christians! We must get this corruption out off all the earth's goverments! I mean the US

[The Great Billydini]

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My signature refers to shrimp you pervert! Are you two "men" here trying to entice children to look at your filthy drawing of turtle peens? How desperate and depraved. You really do need JESUS.

I'm a very strong Christian, thank you very much. You are drawing attention away from the topic that we have proven you wrong on.

IT IS NOT A PENIS. IT IS A TURTLE. GET SOME GLASSES AND GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN, WOMAN.