[beertyah]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

I always thought it was written by man, respectivly 4 men.
Does that mean God can only speak hebrew?

The very first bible was in hebrew.

Because as devine and omnipotent Beeing, he could just have translated it into other languages.

If he only speaks hebrew, does that make god a jew?

And to the topic of dark matter. My dark matter believe may be extreme. But maybe our definition of extreme differs a bit.

Because i don't think anyone ever wanted to free jerusalem of the muslims, in the name of dark matter.



I am also faithful in my believing in Zen!

God used men as scribes to write the Bible.
God used men to translate the bible.

You should've understood that yourself...

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

And that is because the amount of water is a constant, you dunce.

So you want to feel stupid once again. If we use these imaginary theories of secular science, then tell me, how much water there was before "big bang" Will the water stay forer and ever as water no matter what cosmic cataclysm would hit earth?

[God DOES NOT EXIST]

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Here we are. From Exodus Chapter 21.
It's a bit to type. But, alrighty.

When you buy a male Hebrew slave, he shall serve for six years, but in the seventh he shall go out a free person, without debt. If he comes in single, he shall go out single; if he comes in married, then his wife shall go out with him. If his master gives him a wife and she bears him sons or daughters, the wife and her children shall be her master’s and he shall go out alone. But if the slave declares, ‘I love my master, my wife, and my children; I will not go out a free person’, then his master shall bring him before God. He shall be brought to the door or the doorpost; and his master shall pierce his ear with an awl; and he shall serve him for life.
When a man sells his daughter as a slave, she shall not go out as the male slaves do. If she does not please her master, who designated her for himself, then he shall let her be redeemed; he shall have no right to sell her to a foreign people, since he has dealt unfairly with her. If he designates her for his son, he shall deal with her as with a daughter. If he takes another wife to himself, he shall not diminish the food, clothing, or marital rights of the first wife. And if he does not do these three things for her, she shall go out without debt, without payment of money.

Whoever strikes a person mortally shall be put to death. If it was not premeditated, but came about by an act of God, then I will appoint for you a place to which the killer may flee. But if someone wilfully attacks and kills another by treachery, you shall take the killer from my altar for execution.

Whoever strikes father or mother shall be put to death.

Whoever kidnaps a person, whether that person has been sold or is still held in possession, shall be put to death. Whoever curses father or mother shall be put to death.

When individuals quarrel and one strikes the other with a stone or fist so that the injured party, though not dead, is confined to bed, but recovers and walks around outside with the help of a staff, then the assailant shall be free of liability, except to pay for the loss of time, and to arrange for full recovery.

When a slave-owner strikes a male or female slave with a rod and the slave dies immediately, the owner shall be punished. But if the slave survives for a day or two, there is no punishment; for the slave is the owner’s property.


So, now the bible is justifying slavery, just as long as you follow a few simple rules? Where, you're allowed to kill your slave if he does something wrong. Also, you are to be punished if you kill your slave outright, but if he dies a few days later after suffering immeasurably, it's "All good" in God's eyes?
And, it states, if he's given a wife, and he wants his freedom, he has to leave? His wife and children are now property of the slave owner or what?

AND, BIG CONTRADICTION! "Whoever kidnaps a person, whether that person has been sold or is still held in possession, shall be put to death. Whoever curses father or mother shall be put to death."

So, where do the slaves come from? It's not like they joined up, and said "Yo, Bro, I need a job"

Therefore, it allows the selling of slaves, but then says that people who sell slaves should be killed?

[Imaginary Friend]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

God is infallible
because the bible tells me hie is
God wrote the Bible.


Just to give you all a heads up, I am omnipotent and am the real God, living on Earth. This post is 100% true because this post told you so, and I, God, wrote the post. Therefore I should be recognised for my divine power from now on.

[beertyah]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

God is infallible
because the bible tells me hie is
God wrote the Bible.


Just to give you all a heads up, I am omnipotent and am the real God, living on Earth. This post is 100% true because this post told you so, and I, God, wrote the post. Therefore I should be recognised for my divine power from now on.

You made a typo, so you're not infallible, so you're not God.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

God is infallible
because the bible tells me hie is
God wrote the Bible.


Just to give you all a heads up, I am omnipotent and am the real God, living on Earth. This post is 100% true because this post told you so, and I, God, wrote the post. Therefore I should be recognised for my divine power from now on.

Wow. How original, you think you are first one writing that same thing. Are you feeling smart now?

[RectumDemon]

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Alphonse, I love you. We should fornicate.

[Imaginary Friend]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

That was a test, you have passed. You will now not suffer for eternity like the rest of man-kind because I love you all equally.

[Zarathustra1]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

God used men as scribes to write the Bible.
God used men to translate the bible.

You should've understood that yourself...

So to follow your logic.

God can use man as he wishes!

Why does he used man and took and not well know language to spread his very word. Why didnt he take a more popular one, like latin or greek. If he wanted his word spread as far as possible, why choose a language only spoken in a small country and not the language of the empire.

following your logic a step further, why did he choose men to translate, knowing that he cant make mistakes, but those men can. Translation mistakes were made!

So he wanted his word spread, he choosed man to write it down. man made translation mistakes.

Not very clever of a omniportent beeing.

Now we go a bit further. He can use man to do his bidding. But lets other relgions grow? Thats not very clever,too.

Does that mean God is not all knowing and does make mistakes?

I am rightfully confused.

[Alphonse Alban]

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Alphonse, I love you. We should fornicate.

Now this. I am shocked. Truly am.

Do you have some sort of stupidity contest in that gaychat of yours?

[God DOES NOT EXIST]

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Actually, yah, they do. Not all that surprising to be honest.

[Imaginary Friend]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

Now this. I am shocked. Truly am.

Do you have some sort of stupidity contest in that gaychat of yours?

Homosexuality is wrong, but there are gay marriages being processed in churches around the world right now.

[Brand New Hex]

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So you want to feel stupid once again. If we use these imaginary theories of secular science, then tell me, how much water there was before "big bang" Will the water stay forer and ever as water no matter what cosmic cataclysm would hit earth?

And here you are contradicting yourself. No, but water could not exist before the earth. But Hydrogen gas/atoms and Oxygen gas/atoms did.

Maybe not, if an asteroid his Earth and is ejected into space somehow. Then that water is lost.

[TwistedMind]

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And here you are contradicting yourself. No, but water could not exist before the earth. But Hydrogen gas/atoms and Oxygen gas/atoms did.

Maybe not, if an asteroid his Earth and is ejected into space somehow. Then that water is lost.

Not lost, rather splitted into different molecules, or launched into space, until another planet grabs hold of the atom and pulls it towards himself

[RectumDemon]

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Now this. I am shocked. Truly am.

Do you have some sort of stupidity contest in that gaychat of yours?

You're not open minded.
You stick to this small ass world of yours.
Anything that goes against that retarded code of ethics you have is wrong.
Everyone that doesn't conform to those standards is going to "Hell"
Open your eyes, faggot.
People believe in different things.
People are diverse.
In your terms it's "The way God intended it to be."
RESPECT other people's beliefs. If someone wants to be a Science-fag let them. We're letting you be a religion-fag.

That was a test of you ability to not be a giant douchebag. You failed.