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  • #6661
    Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

    Originally posted by God DOES NOT EXIST View Post
    Actually, yah, they do. Not all that surprising to be honest.
    Pity. I am always hoping to meet somewhat intelligent monkey-worshiper, but again was met with disappointment.

    I guess it is true then, absence of God in you life makes you quite simple. I would not have believe it if not seen it here so many times.


    Originally posted by Imaginary Friend View Post
    Homosexuality is wrong, but there are gay marriages being processed in churches around the world right now.
    Heathen churches, they are still hellbound.

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    • #6662
      Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

      Originally posted by Brand New Hex View Post
      Then that water is lost.
      My pleasure to show errors of your way. Back to school, dummy.

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      • #6663
        Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

        Cheers guys, I'm off to check my rectum for Demons.
        'cause according to you guys, I have them, BAD

        If you've ever read a Harry Potter Book, YOU HAVE COLONIC DEMONS --- Read All 7
        If you've ever played a Video game YOU HAVE COLONIC DEMONS --- Playing one right now in fact.
        If you have ever masturbated YOU HAVE COLONIC DEMONS --- Been a while, must be old a crusty demons then
        If you own a Prius YOU HAVE COLONIC DEMONS --- Those things actually 'cause more pollution than a diesel.
        If you ever voted Democrat YOU HAVE COLONIC DEMONS --- Ohh Yah! Democratic Alliance For The Win! (South African political party)
        If you ever listened to Celine Dion or Barry Manilow YOU HAVE COLONIC DEMONS --- Ohh shi- again?
        If you are Canadian YOU HAVE COLONIC DEMONS --- My wife was Canadian!

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        • #6664
          Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

          Originally posted by God DOES NOT EXIST View Post
          Cheers guys, I'm off to check my rectum for Demons.
          'cause according to you guys, I have them, BAD

          If you've ever read a Harry Potter Book, YOU HAVE COLONIC DEMONS --- Read All 7
          If you've ever played a Video game YOU HAVE COLONIC DEMONS --- Playing one right now in fact.
          If you have ever masturbated YOU HAVE COLONIC DEMONS --- Been a while, must be old a crusty demons then
          If you own a Prius YOU HAVE COLONIC DEMONS --- Those things actually 'cause more pollution than a diesel.
          If you ever voted Democrat YOU HAVE COLONIC DEMONS --- Ohh Yah! Democratic Alliance For The Win! (South African political party)
          If you ever listened to Celine Dion or Barry Manilow YOU HAVE COLONIC DEMONS --- Ohh shi- again?
          If you are Canadian YOU HAVE COLONIC DEMONS --- My wife was Canadian!
          Silently I lurk. Undetected

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          • #6665
            Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

            Originally posted by Zarathustra1 View Post
            So to follow your logic.

            God can use man as he wishes!

            Why does he used man and took and not well know language to spread his very word. Why didnt he take a more popular one, like latin or greek. If he wanted his word spread as far as possible, why choose a language only spoken in a small country and not the language of the empire.

            following your logic a step further, why did he choose men to translate, knowing that he cant make mistakes, but those men can. Translation mistakes were made!

            So he wanted his word spread, he choosed man to write it down. man made translation mistakes.

            Not very clever of a omniportent beeing.

            Now we go a bit further. He can use man to do his bidding. But lets other relgions grow? Thats not very clever,too.

            Does that mean God is not all knowing and does make mistakes?

            I am rightfully confused.
            When you are writing for God you can not mistake. when he guides your hand everything you write must be correct.

            So obviously those weren't mistakes but changes God wanted to make.
            After all the KJV 1611 is the only complete and correct Bible. The other versions are just stepping stones to this final version.

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            • #6666
              Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

              Originally posted by RectumDemon View Post
              Silently I lurk. Undetected
              Hehehe

              Yet, why is this one in the emoticon box:

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              • #6667
                Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                Originally posted by beertyah View Post
                When you are writing for God you can not mistake. when he guides your hand everything you write must be correct.

                So obviously those weren't mistakes but changes God wanted to make.
                After all the KJV 1611 is the only complete and correct Bible. The other versions are just stepping stones to this final version.
                Too easy.

                Following your logic. Every bible must then be the correct one, cause every bible version, were changes made by god.

                The different bible versions sometimes contradict themself, so this must be also made by god. Creating different views about his religion, which following the logic must all be true.

                So god doesn't wants to spread one dogmatic religion, instead he wants to spread 1000 different and contradicting versions of it.

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                • #6668
                  Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                  Originally posted by Zarathustra1 View Post
                  Too easy.

                  Following your logic. Every bible must then be the correct one, cause every bible version, were changes made by god.

                  The different bible versions sometimes contradict themself, so this must be also made by god. Creating different views about his religion, which following the logic must all be true.

                  So god doesn't wants to spread one dogmatic religion, instead he wants to spread 1000 different and contradicting versions of it.
                  The other incorrect versions are to test you of course.
                  If you would just pray to God once and ask him for his guidance I'm sure he would help you pick the right one. But for him to answer your prayers you'd have to believe in him first. So I guess you'll just go to hell then...

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                  • #6669
                    Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                    Originally posted by beertyah View Post
                    The other incorrect versions are to test you of course.
                    If you would just pray to God once and ask him for his guidance I'm sure he would help you pick the right one. But for him to answer your prayers you'd have to believe in him first. So I guess you'll just go to hell then...
                    "Two monks were arguing about the temple flag waving in the wind. One said, "The flag moves." The other said, "The wind moves." They argued back and forth but could not agree.The Sixth Ancestor said, "Gentlemen! It is not the wind that moves; it is not the flag that moves; it is your mind that moves." The two monks were struck with awe."

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                    • #6670
                      Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                      Originally posted by Zarathustra1 View Post
                      "Two monks were arguing about the temple flag waving in the wind. One said, "The flag moves." The other said, "The wind moves." They argued back and forth but could not agree.The Sixth Ancestor said, "Gentlemen! It is not the wind that moves; it is not the flag that moves; it is your mind that moves." The two monks were struck with awe."
                      Why are you telling us this story about a couple of retarted chinks?
                      Are you by any chance attracted to chink monks. Stop your gay ways NOW, you will burn in HLL for them!

                      YiC
                      Beertyah

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                      • #6671
                        Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                        Originally posted by Zarathustra1 View Post
                        "Two monks were arguing about the temple flag waving in the wind. One said, "The flag moves." The other said, "The wind moves." They argued back and forth but could not agree.The Sixth Ancestor said, "Gentlemen! It is not the wind that moves; it is not the flag that moves; it is your mind that moves." The two monks were struck with awe."
                        What are you doing on this thread. Do you have trouble reading? You must go to the "introductions" thread, and introduce yourself.

                        Also, your alalogy is a weak one, and is infiltrated with us-saved trash verbal pit-pap.

                        James
                        4:4 Ye adulterers and adulteresses, know ye not that the friendship of the world is enmity with God? whosoever therefore will be a friend of the world is the enemy of God.
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                        Psalm 50:22 Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.
                        Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
                        Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
                        Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
                        Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
                        Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.

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                        • #6672
                          Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                          Originally posted by Zarathustra1 View Post
                          Too easy.

                          Following your logic. Every bible must then be the correct one, cause every bible version, were changes made by god. Of course I am possessed by devils and cannot read that well.
                          I do not doubt that you cannot read well or you would have gone to the introduction forum and introduced yourself.

                          You must go to the introducts to participate in the forums. The True-Christians(tm) of Landover Baptist need to get to know you in order to make a good judgement of where you stand with the Lord.

                          1 Corinithians
                          2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.
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                          Psalm 50:22 Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.
                          Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
                          Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
                          Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
                          Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
                          Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.

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                          • #6673
                            Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                            lol

                            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ufw4...feature=relmfu

                            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5_GlAOCHyE

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                            • #6674
                              Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                              Well look at that planet earth is a sphere after all. I guess you can throw out 6000 year old inaccurate contradicting book.
                              Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                              abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                              • #6675
                                Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                                Originally posted by TrueScience View Post
                                Well look at that planet earth is a sphere after all. I guess you can throw out 6000 year old inaccurate contradicting book.
                                Well if someone named as "TrueScience" says so.





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