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  • Roberta
    Anti La Leche League Organizer
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2008
    • 1817

    #7921
    Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

    I am so tired of you. Did you ever hear of a level? Mine doesn't have a curve in it.
    Come climb my mountains.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78553

      #7922
      Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

      Originally posted by princesshenryjosephshackleton View Post
      True, the Bible doesn't have that in there, but neither does the Quran, or any of the other holy books written by all the other religions. Obviously, they all can't be true.
      Only the Holy Bible is true. It was written by God!

      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • princesshenryjosephshackleton
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Feb 2012
        • 97

        #7923
        Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

        Originally posted by Roberta View Post
        I am so tired of you. Did you ever hear of a level? Mine doesn't have a curve in it.
        Ah, the clever old "Hey, I really don't have an answer for what he posted, so I'm going to pretend I didn't hear it and gripe about how annoying he is" trick. Very good.

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Only the Holy Bible is true. It was written by God!

        Yeah, and I bet Muslims and Jews and all the other religions believe that as well. What makes you so special?

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78553

          #7924
          Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

          Originally posted by princesshenryjosephshackleton View Post
          Yeah, and I bet Muslims and Jews and all the other religions believe that as well. What makes you so special?
          We're obviously right, and they're obviously wrong. Duh.

          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • princesshenryjosephshackleton
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Feb 2012
            • 97

            #7925
            Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            We're obviously right, and they're obviously wrong. Duh.

            Again, I'm sure that's what all the other religions think as well. And they also have just as convincing evidence.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78553

              #7926
              Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

              Originally posted by princesshenryjosephshackleton View Post
              Again, I'm sure that's what all the other religions think as well. And they also have just as convincing evidence.
              All provided by satan.

              Enjoy hell, godmocker.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Alphonse Alban
                Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                 
                • Feb 2011
                • 5724

                #7927
                Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

                Originally posted by princesshenryjosephshackleton View Post
                Hmm...I'm noticing a difference between "condemned" and "against Jesus." It may say that you're condemned if you don't believe in Jesus, but it never says anything about you being against Him.
                Call it what you will, I am still right. Maybe damned is easier for you to understand then.

                Mark 16:16 He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.

                It's same thing still all over again. If you are with Jesus, you will be saved. if you are not with (in other words, aganst) Jesus, you will be damned. no middle ground. Very simple.

                Originally posted by princesshenryjosephshackleton View Post
                Last time I checked, Atheists don't worship monkeys.
                Then you are blind as bat.

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                • Didymus Much
                  Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 14076

                  #7928
                  Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

                  Originally posted by princesshenryjosephshackleton View Post
                  Again, I'm sure that's what all the other religions think as well. And they also have just as convincing evidence.
                  Evidence of SATAN, obviously.

                  Think about it with True Christian(tm) Logic(R): The Bible says people either worship God, or they worship Satan. The True Christians(tm) do not worship Satan. Therefore, they worship God. Other religions do not worship God (or they'd be True Christians(tm)). Therefore, every other religion, movement, cult, sect, etc. in the world worships Satan.

                  See how easy life is when you don't let logic, facts, reality, etc. get in the way and let the Bible guide you?

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                  • princesshenryjosephshackleton
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Feb 2012
                    • 97

                    #7929
                    Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

                    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                    Think about it with True Christian™ Logic®: The Bible says people either worship God, or they worship Satan. The True Christians™ do not worship Satan. Therefore, they worship God. Other religions do not worship God (or they'd be True Christians™). Therefore, every other religion, movement, cult, sect, etc. in the world worships Satan.

                    See how easy life is when you don't let logic, facts, reality, etc. get in the way and let the Bible guide you?
                    Like I've said, that's what other religions say as well. They all think Christians are going to hell, so what makes you any more special?

                    Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                    Then you are blind as bat.
                    Why don't you explain to me how atheists worship monkeys? And before you say "they believe we evolved from monkeys," do some more research and come back when you actually understand evolution.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78553

                      #7930
                      Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

                      Originally posted by princesshenryjosephshackleton View Post
                      Like I've said, that's what other religions say as well. They all think Christians are going to hell, so what makes you any more special?
                      Like I've said, they're all satan's spawn. We are special because we are God's chosen, washed in His blood, and they are hell bound.



                      Originally posted by princesshenryjosephshackleton View Post
                      Why don't you explain to me how atheists worship monkeys? And before you say "they believe we evolved from monkeys," do some more research and come back when you actually understand evolution.
                      Why don't you stop pestering God's favorite forum? And before you say "But I'm just asking questions," do some research and come ack when you are ready to accept Christ into your heart and renounce satan.

                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • James Hutchins
                        True Christian™
                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                         
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 29453

                        #7931
                        Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

                        Pastor Ezekiel, you are a bastion of pure light in these uncertain times. Any time you want me, day or late at night, I have your back.
                        Last edited by James Hutchins; 04-01-2012, 11:07 AM.
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • Alphonse Alban
                          Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                           
                          • Feb 2011
                          • 5724

                          #7932
                          Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

                          Originally posted by princesshenryjosephshackleton View Post
                          do some more research and come back when you actually understand evolution.
                          Looks like I'm not the one going

                          Anyway, I understand evilution perfectly, it is a lie.

                          Genesis 1:21 And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

                          God created everything.

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                          • motoma the abo
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Mar 2012
                            • 37

                            #7933
                            Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

                            Can domeone explain to me how evolution is flawed, how the earth is flat and how we can prove without a doubt that the bible is the word of God. I want to be saved from the deceiptful lies of satan and accept Jesus into my heart
                            Psalm 5:5 The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity.

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                            • Billy Bob Jenkins
                              Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                              About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                              Hates anal sex. And trees.
                              True Christian™
                              • May 2010
                              • 8337

                              #7934
                              Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

                              Originally posted by motoma the abo View Post
                              Can domeone explain to me how evolution is flawed, how the earth is flat and how we can prove without a doubt that the bible is the word of God. I want to be saved from the deceiptful lies of satan and accept Jesus into my heart
                              If you had bothered to read the Bible you would know the answers to all these questions, and verily, every question worth asking.

                              I respect the fact that you are a curious and rational person. However, when curiosity, reason, and intellectual responsibility interfere with the ability to stay out of Hell and obey God's commandments, it becomes foolishness and guarantees eternal damnation.

                              What is more important to you, being right, or staying out of Hell? It is a matter of priorities, really. Personally, I think your priorities are foolish if you refuse to believe in the temporary sacrifice of Jesus and serve God, just because you wanted to be right and prove God wrong.
                              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                              • Thinks Design
                                Unsaved trash false psuedo Christian
                                • Mar 2012
                                • 366

                                #7935
                                Originally posted by motoma the abo View Post
                                Can domeone explain to me how evolution is flawed, how the earth is flat and how we can prove without a doubt that the bible is the word of God. I want to be saved from the deceiptful lies of satan and accept Jesus into my heart
                                Evolution cannot be right as some things exhibit Irreducible Complexity. These things can't arise naturally so God must have been the designer. That's why there ToE is dead in the water and more and more people are turning to Intelligent Design to provide answers.

                                ThinksDesign
                                Posted via Mobile Device
                                I whore for Satan

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