[TheLocalGamer]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

You know, I'd LOVE to see you guys prove that the bible exists. And if this account gets deleted, it shows just how much you guys cannot PROVE the Bible was made by the Lord, and not a human being.

[TheLocalGamer]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

Dear Miss Whatami,

I hate to be the one to tell you this but you've been bamboozled Big Time. NASA has recently been caught for spreading the fraudulent images they claim to have been taken from above the Firmament (Genesis 1:6). Look at this, if you dare. I'm sorry but your beliefs will be shattered!



These are supposedly all of the same spherical 'planet'. All taken by NASA. How come North America varies in size by a magnitude of 2-4 times? Does the communist Canada swell some years and shrink the next? As you can see, it is all an elaborate hoax. In addition, the Bible cannot lie and it confirms the suspicions:

Isaiah 11:12
And he shall set up an ensign for the nations, and shall assemble the outcasts of Israel, and gather together the dispersed of Judah from the four corners of the earth.

Please take your time to digest this but not too much as Jesus will soon (Revelation 22:12) return to the Earth's Disk and smite unbelievers, such as you!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

You must be an idiot.


The size of America depends on how far away they were from the Earth. The colors change, because of history in photography, hence the first one having a bronzed shade. And they cannot "photoshop it" in 1975.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

You know, I'd LOVE to see you guys prove that the bible exists. And if this account gets deleted, it shows just how much you guys cannot PROVE the Bible was made by the Lord, and not a human being.

Don't be silly. If your account gets deleted, it simply shows just how uncivilized and hostile you Spiritually Walking Dead are. For example, calling your humble host "idiots" doesn't suggest you are here to join us praising the Good Name of Christ Jesus, it suggests you are looking for a fight. Perhaps you are an angry homosexual, or an out of work computer coder looking for something to make meaning in his dreary, lonely existence. We won't fight with you to give you the illusion of purpose, dear. We are by nature gentle, humble True Christians™, desiring only to help you avoid the pitfalls of Eternal Damnation.

[Didymus Much]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

You know, I'd LOVE to see you guys prove that the bible exists...

Drop a big one on your toe, and then tell me it doesn't exist.

...And if this account gets deleted, it shows just how much you guys cannot PROVE the Bible was made by the Lord, and not a human being.

Sequitur fail.

No one is claiming that God made the Bible personally, moron.

2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:"

[Bushman]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

Presumably, you acquired your reading skills in the same Hell hole you learned about writing the American language. I guess you missed it when you read the Bible (why is it that so many of these heathen trolls claim to have read the Bible?), but you could have noticed the appropriate Bible verse in the post directly above your own. The Earth is not round like a ball (which has no corners), nor is it a box shape (which would have eight corners). It is a flattish square with hills, mountains and valleys. The argument you are trying to insert yourself into is clearly one that you cannot understand, though you take the side of the heathens and try to sound intelligent. Your argument is brought about by ignorance and the confusion over the popular labeling of the Earth as flat for brevity.

If it's a flat square shape, why does it say it's a circle in Isaiah 40:22?

[TheLocalGamer]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

Don't be silly. If your account gets deleted, it simply shows just how uncivilized and hostile you Spiritually Walking Dead are. For example, calling your humble host "idiots" doesn't suggest you are here to join us praising the Good Name of Christ Jesus, it suggests you are looking for a fight. Perhaps you are an angry homosexual, or an out of work computer coder looking for something to make meaning in his dreary, lonely existence. We won't fight with you to give you the illusion of purpose, dear. We are by nature gentle, humble True Christians™, desiring only to help you avoid the pitfalls of Eternal Damnation.

Actually, thanks. I take pride in my work of computer science and coding, and I love to be noticed of that. I am NOT homosexual. Also, I am not angry, I am just tired of these people using an unsourced book for their roots of information.


What's wrong with people who script/code anyways?

[Didymus Much]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

...I am NOT homosexual...

Why so defensive?

[TheLocalGamer]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

And if you're implying that being computer literate is WRONG, what the heck (dont wanna upset you with "hell")? All knowledge should be taken pride of, whether it be with technology or art, or really anything.

[TheLocalGamer]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

Why so defensive?

I'm not, just kinda boldtexting without CRTL+B. It's a habit.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

If it's a flat square shape, why does it say it's a circle in Isaiah 40:22?

Are you seriously suggesting that a Creator of all Creation, known and unknown, a deity who alone created talking snakes, instantaneously force people to speak foreign languages, who personally turned Lot's wife into a pillar of salt, unleashed a global flood that wiped out nearly all life, turned a river turning into blood, rained down burning ice from the skies, conjured a pillar of fire floating around the sky, gave Moses the power to part the Red Sea, created a river bursting forth out of a rock, able to fly around in a cloud ship to zap the Jews with fire beams, created talking donkeys, changed physics so that the sound of trumpets crumbled city walls, made the day and night cycle stop at Joshua's command, gave Samson super human strength, including the ability to be victorious over 1000 armed and armored soldiers using nothing but a donkey's jawbone, gives people communication with ghosts, rewarded Solomon with 1000 mates, gave Israelites the ability to kill the Cushite army, one million strong, who is able to walk on water, raise the dead, turn water to wine, feed 5000 people with 5 loafs of bread and 2 fish, shake the entire earth the moment of His temporary death, unleashed zombies to walk the streets in order to make converts, rise from the dead, fly to Heaven, can't create a circle with four corners?

[TheLocalGamer]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

Are you seriously suggesting that a Creator of all Creation, known and unknown, a deity who alone created talking snakes, instantaneously force people to speak foreign languages, who personally turned Lot's wife into a pillar of salt, unleashed a global flood that wiped out nearly all life, turned a river turning into blood, rained down burning ice from the skies, conjured a pillar of fire floating around the sky, gave Moses the power to part the Red Sea, created a river bursting forth out of a rock, able to fly around in a cloud ship to zap the Jews with fire beams, created talking donkeys, changed physics so that the sound of trumpets crumbled city walls, made the day and night cycle stop at Joshua's command, gave Samson super human strength, including the ability to be victorious over 1000 armed and armored soldiers using nothing but a donkey's jawbone, gives people communication with ghosts, rewarded Solomon with 1000 mates, gave Israelites the ability to kill the Cushite army, one million strong, who is able to walk on water, raise the dead, turn water to wine, feed 5000 people with 5 loafs of bread and 2 fish, shake the entire earth the moment of His temporary death, unleashed zombies to walk the streets in order to make converts, rise from the dead, fly to Heaven, can't create a circle with four corners?

uh yeah because its geometrically impossible

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

uh yeah because its geometrically impossible

But Jesus beheld them, and said unto them,
With men this is impossible;
but with God all things are possible.
Matthew 19:26

[TheLocalGamer]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

But Jesus beheld them, and said unto them,
With men this is impossible;
but with God all things are possible.
Matthew 19:26

But then its not technically a circle

[Elmer G. White]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

But then its not technically a circle

Dear child,

Your apparent dilemma was resolved in the 19th century by the Creation Scientists of those days!



You are also trying to make God dependent on human and material logic. We may be bound by it but God isn't. By definition the acts of God are supernatural. He can defy your logic any day!



He can construct a rectangular circle. He can Create a stone too heavy for Him to lift and then pick it up. He performs miracles. One of the most impressive is the way He uses us True Christians(tm) to invite repulsive atheists onto His Favorite Forum to discuss His Marvels in order to have their eyes opened! It is by the act of Jesus that you are here. Please. Use this exceptional privilege profitably!

Revelation 7:17
For the Lamb which is in the midst of the throne shall feed them, and shall lead them unto living fountains of waters: and God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Bushman]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

Dear child,

Your apparent dilemma was resolved in the 19th century by the Creation Scientists of those days!



You are also trying to make God dependent on human and material logic. We may be bound by it but God isn't. By definition the acts of God are supernatural. He can defy your logic any day!



He can construct a rectangular circle. He can Create a stone too heavy for Him to lift and then pick it up. He performs miracles. One of the most impressive is the way He uses us True Christians™ to invite repulsive atheists onto His Favorite Forum to discuss His Marvels in order to have their eyes opened! It is by the act of Jesus that you are here. Please. Use this exceptional privilege profitably!

Revelation 7:17
For the Lamb which is in the midst of the throne shall feed them, and shall lead them unto living fountains of waters: and God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

Well if this map was created in the 19th century, by man, and not from the bible it is a false science. And if God can do "anything", how can he not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron? Judges 1:19