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  • #16
    Re: Astrologers Find New Earths - Praise JESUS!!!

    Originally posted by PlainPeppers View Post
    I agree, we should put all True Christians on a spaceship and send it to these new earths, and not let ANY atheists on it. Remember to pack a lunch though, because the trip might take a few hours.
    Dear Godmocking Atheist;

    Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

    Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
    5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
    5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
    Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

    YIC,

    --Pastor Ezekiel
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #17
      Re: Astrologers Find New Earths - Praise JESUS!!!

      Originally posted by BloodyDeliverance View Post
      IF you died on one of these imaginary Earths would you'd be covered by Jesus' Salvation or would we have to send a bunch of nasty Jews there first and wait until Jesus came and was crucified?

      I think we shouldn't simply throw this THEORY away if it means we can get rid of Jews.
      You know, I don't like all this "new earths" nonsense. Atheists use such propaganda to taunt Christians, e.g., "If there is life on other planets, did JESUS teletransport Himself to each one to die for alien sins? If, say, on Planet Woo, the average alien had six legs, five arms and one eye, did Jesus modify Himself accordingly? Did He turn liquid ammonia into wine? And what if these same aliens breathe in methane and belch out fireballs -- will the human Hell double as the alien Heaven? Will the alien Hell be clean air and an eternal slapping across the face with a damp sponge?"

      Atheists will use such mockery to confuse you, to plant seeds of doubt in your mind. Do not listen to them!
      True Christians are Perfect!

      Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

      Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

      For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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      • #18
        Re: Astrologers Find New Earths - Praise JESUS!!!

        Maybe God could have created this planets with no life them. Maybe he did this for us to send all the heathens and unsaved trash to them. Maybe they have their own sun and planets that orbit around them? I doubt their are new earths though.

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        • #19
          Re: Astrologers Find New Earths - Praise JESUS!!!

          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
          This is NASA (National Atheist and Secular Association) at its best, spreading lies.

          Imagine, if you would, for one moment that any of their propaganda were true. It would mean that God had other sons, when He clearly said Joh:3:16: For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

          It would depress many Christians of weak Faith, as it implies that God kept this secret from us. It would suggest that all in the firmament is more than the Sun and the Moon and the Stars, yet God is clear on this one.

          It would imply that, amongst the stars, that may be over 1000 miles away, there are places where sinning life could exist without a Savior, people without a moral compass, people bereft of guidance – and yet, why would God do that?

          No, no, I suspect that these so called planets are no more than bits of dust on the telescope lens.
          What's to say that Jesus isn't visiting these other planets as well? Maybe He ascended to Heaven here, meaning to return during the Apostles' lifetimes, but had such a backlog of other planets to Save(c) that He just hasn't had time in His schedule to return in violent, warfaring glory and slaughter the third part of mankind yet!

          Having such a hectic schedule would certainly explain why He didn't answer my prayer about mAnn Coulter finding gender clarity.
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • #20
            Re: Astrologers Find New Earths - Praise JESUS!!!

            More earths? This is imposible,the Lord made His masterpiece,and the places where He decided to live for us is here,so...why bother searching new earths? I believe they'll have other temperatures or strange viruses or something similar.
            Turn you at my reproof: behold, I will pour out my spirit unto you, I will make known my words unto you - Proverbs 1,23

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            • #21
              Re: Astrologers Find New Earths - Praise JESUS!!!

              Originally posted by Blind Seeker View Post
              More earths? This is imposible,the Lord made His masterpiece,and the places where He decided to live for us is here,so...why bother searching new earths? I believe they'll have other temperatures or strange viruses or something similar.
              We can use these other 'earths' to send all the unsaved trash too so that we, True Christians can inhabit this earth.

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