[Peter]

Re: Happy 6,010th birthday, universe!

Brother Bobby-Joe asked you to show him mistakes. Those are all facts.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

No, it are mistakes.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Happy 6,010th birthday, universe!

It says that pi equals three, it says that grasshoppers have 4 legs, it says that bats are birds,...

Brother Bobby-Joe asked you to show him mistakes. Those are all facts.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Peter]

Re: Happy 6,010th birthday, universe!

Show me one mistake in The Bible.

It says that pi equals three, it says that grasshoppers have 4 legs, it says that bats are birds,...

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Happy 6,010th birthday, universe!

There are a lot of mistakes in the bible, so you can't use the bible to say if something is true or not true.

Show me one mistake in The Bible.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Happy 6,010th birthday, universe!

There are a lot of mistakes in the Bible, so you can't use the Bible to say if something is true or not true.

I just gave you an infraction for this blasphemy and it will stand, but my husband, Mr. Whitford, just pointed out to me that there's the possibility that you read the NIV or one of Satan's other "translations" from cover to cover, so of course you'd have the wrong impression of the Bible. Either that, or you're one of those retardeds who believe what witches and atheiasses say about the Bible without actually having read it yourself.
What you need to do is read the King James 1611 Bible, God's unadulterated Word, cover to cover to experience the Truth and joy it brings!
Brother V has a great Bible in a Year lesson going on. You should follow along!

[Peter]

Re: Happy 6,010th birthday, universe!

So if it's not because it's not in the Bible that it's not true, then why is it that it isn't true?

There are a lot of mistakes in the bible, so you can't use the bible to say if something is true or not true.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Happy 6,010th birthday, universe!

The bible doesn't say that, it is not because it's not in the bible that it's not true.

So if it's not because it's not in the Bible that it's not true, then why is it that it isn't true?

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Happy birthday, universe!

Your inate inability to believe in anything that you can't see or hear confirms the dysfunction of your intelligence and assures you a place in hell giving satan reach-arounds as he pounds your ass. Go and leave us peaceful people alone.

And hell is chock full of fools like you who claim they don't believe in satan.

Better get with the program, before satan surprises you with his huge barbed tallywacker and an eternity of anal assault in his rape rooms.

Amen, Brothers! He might not believe in Satan now, but he sure will!

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Happy birthday, universe!

No, my father is a human. I don't believe in satan.

And hell is chock full of fools like you who claim they don't believe in satan.

Better get with the program, before satan surprises you with his huge barbed tallywacker and an eternity of anal assault in his rape rooms.

[Peter]

Re: Happy birthday, universe!

You don't understand because your father is satan.

John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

No, my father is a human. I don't believe in satan.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Happy birthday, universe!

Nice contradiction!

You don't understand because your father is satan.

John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

[Peter]

Re: Happy birthday, universe!

Exactly. If it's not in the Bible, then it's not true.

In the Bible = true.
Not in the Bible = false.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

The same way it doesn't mention atheist gearboxes that spit in the face of Christ walking as free men with the bones in their legs intact. Yet you exist.

Nice contradiction!

[Deaner]

Re: Happy birthday, universe!

The bible doesn't mention televisions, but they exist, how do you explain that.

The same way it doesn't mention atheist gearboxes that spit in the face of Christ walking as free men with the bones in their legs intact. Yet you exist.

God created everything and that's all you need to know. He created the test tubes you obsess over and the blanket of ignorance that covers your mind. Your inate inability to believe in anything that you can't see or hear confirms the dysfunction of your intelligence and assures you a place in hell giving satan reach-arounds as he pounds your ass. Go and leave us peaceful people alone.

[Peter]

Re: Happy birthday, universe!

Exactly. If it's not in the Bible, then it's not true.

In the Bible = true.
Not in the Bible = false.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

The bible doesn't mention televisions, but they exist, how do you explain that.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Happy birthday, universe!

The bible doesn't say that, it is not because it's not in the bible that it's not true.

Exactly. If it's not in the Bible, then it's not true.

In the Bible = true.
Not in the Bible = false.

Pastor Billy-Reuben