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Re: Happy 6,010th birthday, universe!

Happy 13,700,000,000th birthday Universe!!!!

Fixed.

Friend, this is a forum where we Praise Jesus. Why are you here? Have you done your introduction thread as you are supposed to?

[Myron Pollard]

Re: Happy 6,010th birthday, universe!

10..9..

[Evolution]

Re: Happy 6,010th birthday, universe!

Happy 13,700,000,000th birthday Universe!!!!

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Happy 6,010th birthday, universe!

John 4

Then saith the woman of Samaria unto him, How is it that thou, being a Jew, askest drink of me, which am a woman of Samaria? for the Jews have no dealings with the Samaritans.

Is it me, or is Jesus called a Jew here? Taken from the King James Version.

Right, the woman mistakenly thought Jesus was a Jew. What is your point?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Greyhund]

Re: Happy 6,010th birthday, universe!

And you DO realize that this question has long ago been settled. Take a look at THIS, and do some research before making a fool out of yourself in front of hundreds of thousands of Christians.

Mary was a Judean, not a joo. And Jesus' father is God, who is certainly no joo.

John 4

Then saith the woman of Samaria unto him, How is it that thou, being a Jew, askest drink of me, which am a woman of Samaria? for the Jews have no dealings with the Samaritans.

Is it me, or is Jesus called a Jew here? Taken from the King James Version.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Happy 6,010th birthday, universe!

by joos you mean jews right? you do realize that jesus was a jew.

And you DO realize that this question has long ago been settled. Take a look at THIS, and do some research before making a fool out of yourself in front of hundreds of thousands of Christians.

Mary was a Judean, not a joo. And Jesus' father is God, who is certainly no joo.

[Daniel.]

Re: Happy 6,010th birthday, universe!

No, secular history schoolbooks are the work of joos who want to revise history.

by joos you mean jews right? you do realize that jesus was a jew.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Happy 6,010th birthday, universe!

yup, we wouldnt want your grandson to be learning real things now would we? History is the work of the devil

No, secular history schoolbooks are the work of joos who want to revise history.

All you need to know is within the pages of the Holy KJV Bible. Glory!!

[vTweak]

Re: Happy 6,010th birthday, universe!

when my grandson is old enough to be homeschooled in world history.

yup, we wouldnt want your grandson to be learning real things now would we? History is the work of the devil

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Happy 6,010th birthday, universe!

How absurdly immature of you to mock a person whose first language isn't English.

If they didn't want to be mocked, they'd learn to speak the language! They enjoy the attention, so that's why they refuse to learn.

[Stricker]

Re: Happy 6,010th birthday, universe!

How absurdly immature of you to mock a person whose first language isn't English.

[-Thaed-]

Re: Happy 6,010th birthday, universe!

What are you talking about? We've been threw this before. Grasshoppers have four legs, two arms and two jumping legs, bats are featherless birds that give live birth like some snakes do.

Must you Darwinists repeat the same old tired lines over and over again?

A bat is a mammal, as it's mother looks after it's young and feeds it with milk from it's breasts But that's a rather arbitrary example of a 'mistake'. The Bible wasn't exactly written in the most knowledgeable of times.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Happy 6,010th birthday, universe!

It says that pi equals three, it says that grasshoppers have 4 legs, it says that bats are birds,...

What are you talking about? We've been threw this before. Grasshoppers have four legs, two arms and two jumping legs, bats are featherless birds that give live birth like some snakes do.

Must you Darwinists repeat the same old tired lines over and over again?

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

Re: Happy 6,010th birthday, universe!

It says that pi equals three,

And it does too

it says that grasshoppers have 4 legs,

No it doesn't. It says grasshoppers walk on 4 legs.

Obviously grasshoppers have 4 walking-legs and 2 jumping-legs.

it says that bats are birds,...

How do you define birds?

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Happy 6,010th birthday, universe!

No, it are mistakes.